BEST RACIST JOKES

BEST RACIST JOKES

What's a mexicans favorite sport?? Cross-country

i dont think you can beat this

Why do they call them black people?

They aren't black and they aren't people

Whats better than a dead nigger
His whole family
Haha

Black people are yucky xD

I love those threads

What would you call the Simpsons if they were black?

Niggers

What do you call a rich black person with three Ph.Ds and a great job?

Nigger.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza

Pizzas dont cry in the oven

#BLM

Two niggers jump off a tall building
Who wins ?
The community

Kek for truth

The American Dream::
10 million niggers swimming back to Africa with a jew under each arm :)

How do you get a pair of nigglets to stop jumping on the bed?

Stick some velcro on the ceiling.

That there's are multiple intelligences

Hahahahahahahahaha

What do a picnic table and a black man have in common?

Neither one of them can support an entire family!

Hahahaha

Niggers btfo

Niggers can't swim retard

How do you get a nigger off a tree?


Cut the rope.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving?

The police

what's black and white and red all over?

a nigger painted white and red

That's the point.

A cowboy, an Indian and a black guy were sitting around a campfire one night.
The Indian take a puff from his peace pipe and says "Long ago we were many, but today we are few."
The black guy takes a huge toke off his joint and says "Long ago we were few, but today we are many!"
The cowboy takes a swig of whiskey and says "That's because we ain't played Cowboys and Niggers yet."

[calls police] I JUST KILLED A NIGGA
Did you hurt yourself ?

beautiful

not a nun rolling down the stairs?

exactly douche bag!!!

What do you call a bench full of white guys?

The NBA!

that doesn't even remotely work you stupid fucking cunt

HOLY MOTHER OF KEK

nuns wear black and white, and tend to bleed rolling down stairs

fag

Niggas gots dem street smarts, yo.

WE WUZ KANGS

[singing]
I am white
You are brown
You are not part of CI.VI.LI.SA.TION

I suppose if whites weren't smart enough to get jobs they'd have to learn how the streets work too, like niggers.

nuns wear black with a tiny strip of white. therefore they are not black and white all over you fucking retarded cunt.

Why is EMINEM good at RAP

Because he is not black !!

Badum tiss

Touché.

caucasian nuns are tho

thats not how it works

shut the fuck up

you're trying too hard. your joke doesn't work.
your daddy should've ejaculated in the toilet the night you were conceived. we do not want you procreating or your genes being passed on in anyway. fucking retard.

What use does a nigger have for all that brain space?

watermellon

works for me, kek everytime.
Wouldn't want to watch a real nun roll down the stairs tho. must be ugly as fuck all that black, white and red all over

Say it

you really are an idiot.

Idk I was genuinely curious. Maybe self-reflection was the punch-line?

Niggers are faggots

What do you call a white guy surrounded by two blacks???...victim!!!...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by twenty blacks???...coach!!!...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by two-hundred black???...warden!!!

what do you call a white guy surrounded by three-hundred blacks??? ...dinner!!!

How much did the hola cost ?

aren't we all?

except for nuns.

No a pharaoh

nigger detected

Cmon asian jokes !!

there were no white pharaohs or you eqyptians dumb cunt

Whats black and sits in the back of a police car

A nigger

I don't even have yo say why YOU are the dumb cunt here

What do you call a little white baby with wings?

A cherub.

What do you call a little black baby with wings?

A bat.

Arabs were the pharaohs I just wanted a nigger to say we wuz kangz

no you clearly are the dumb fucking cunt lad

Identical

>What do you call a little black baby with wings?
an abortion

SOME PEOPLE SAY IT TAKES 9 MONTHS FOR A BLACK WOMAN TO POO

>Implying niggers have souls or are even sentient

nah its just you who is full of shit

why do make jokes about animals?

[texting]
Hitler: Hows the party
Ann: its lit AF

Well. At some point during evolution there had to be a single asexual thing that split off into a mutates version of itself and then that started the whole two sexes thing.

You could look at that(or those. I'm sure this happened to millions of different types of tiny asexual organisms throughout existance) original asexual thing making more of itself as a woman I suppose. It only makes sense that a male would come out of that mutation. Men impregnate. Woman give birth. So that asexual organism splitting into itself is a woman. So. Yeah. Ok. I guess that makes sense. This thing is referring to this key genetic event in evolution of life on earth. Of course women made men in some sense. Men can't give birth. Just inject genetic material. A virus of sorts that makes more of itself.

Or. Maybe it was a mutation. Maybe it was two seperate organisms and one existed because it injected itself to replicate more of itself using other organisms as a host. And then the virus and the host evolved alongside each other into a single(many) species. And thats how you have the two sexes.

Why dont niggers like blowjobs?

They dont like any kind of a job

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that's a cute nigresse

Happy holiday to jews !!!

HO.LO.CLAUS is coming.. to town !!!

Woman didn't make man. Man was a virus. It was a relationship between two living things evolving alongside(inside) each other and eventually becoming a two sexed species based on the virus model thingy kinda. Using a host to make more of your genetic material and more of you.

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What is Japanese Jews favorite holiday?

Hondaka

Whats the worst part about being a black jew?

You have to sit at the back of the oven.

kek

Couldn't find better quality

>memecenter
kill yourself faggot

Most confusing day in Harlem?
-Fathers Day

Why are albinos white

Because they are intelligent

Why do Black guys cry during sex?
-Mace

You know why school shootings are made by white people?
Cuse niggers dont go to school

worst joke itt

I know watcha mean lol

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

How do you hide a Nigger's paycheck?
-Under it's Workboots

Underrated

Once You Go Black, Your credit is fucked.
Once You Go Black, you're a single mother
Once You Go Black, You no longer have a bike.
Once You Go Black, We don't want you back
Once You Go Black, you get AIDS... and snacks.
Once You Go Black, Your baby's on crack
Once You Go Black, you want your dignity back
Once You Go Black, he'll rob you for crack
Once You Go Black, you're so whack

What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating? You say, "Drop it, nigger."
What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and your refrigerator is floating? You call 911, 'cause that's one big nigger.

You win

Why do JEWS have such big noses?
- Because air is FREE

When did Sup Forums become filled with cringy stormcucks?

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