Walk into swimmings pool

>walk into swimmings pool
>see your 18 year old daughter playing toy like this
wat do?

remember to feed her

KEK

Say hi, be sure she's happy and hang out with her like a normal dad.

take her to mcdonalds. She is fucking starving! That bitch of my ex wife has been feeding her like shit. Put some meat on ya kid!

>unzips penis

GRAB HER TO THE NEAREST POOL CHAIR AND STICK MY PENIS IN.HER ASSHOLE

finally somebody normal.

Since I'm brown skin, black I'd yell at the top of my lungs "BLEACHED" and then scream "mods mods mods."

call police

Do a 720 and walk away

sauce?

You must be an american who can't accept a girl under 300 pounds

Swimmings pool

Put muh dick on her ear

Absolutely slaughter her with a depth charge

>zips vagina

I'd ask her what she'd like for dinner tonight.

Dude a 720° aka (360°+360°) basically lands you facing her direction again. Did you even finish elementary school smh

that girl is like 10 you nigger

Running meymey

>newfagging this hard

MODS

tell her she only gets soup for dinner and a stale piece of bread

because the bitch too fat

Dumbass

you can't possibly be this new

It not is pornography. Is dressing tape.

Sauce?

u sick fuck\


do u find children in swimming suits attractive??? do you???

fucking sick pedophile

smh


*unzips penis*

what the fuck look at those small stick arms

>0
LOL FUCKING NEWFAGS

>the pool noodle

As an American, I can say American men are very picky. We don't fuck with no fat hoes. Fat hoes usually end up either alone or with a fat lonely cow of a "man"

>skinny = healthy
>not fit = healthy

Shes having some meat and then we're having a father daughter workout

>being this new

BURNEY-O

>Is dressing tape.

Butthurt faggot

If you don't know all about her and the rest of the models do not look into it. You do not want to go down that rabbit hole.

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I think it's past your bed time

dick her down like she need so she dont be looking for cock else where

Oh I thought it was a joke about her looking retarded and she couldn't feed herself.

Only if that american is a nigger

If she's 18 I'll kiss that ass

THIS
>THIS
THIS
>THIS

Nothing else maybe watching.

Name?

>inform her that foam can cause chaffing

Send in another installment to Loliwood Studios story archive site

No not this, you are going to get the goods shutdown and or swarming with Feds

Nothing because I'm not a weird fuck, kys

Leave while you still can

Leaf here that can't accept women under "300" pounds

>Watcha gunna do now boi

Suck my juicy ass

>unzips penis
wat

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>grandparent's neighbor's niece
>me14, she's 11
>known each other for 5 years

ho ho ho!

>used to do all sorts of innocent BS together - no perving or anything, really did fun shit together
>then, next summer, she's like OP's picture

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moar or sauce?

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1 Get hard
2 Jump in and aim her mouth with m'y hard rock
3 draw her while deep dig hole in her throat
4 Cum like a Sur
5 Revive her like a lifeguard
6 go mcdonald

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>more spaghetti than Roman Empire
>man up, put on swim trunks, jump in pool
>she's on me like a mongoose on a cobra
>squeal, big dramatic hug as her Aunt was out on the deck watching us

is this from the podestas pizza place? the one with all the little girls on the walls wearing shit like
"i

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HORY FUCKING SHEEET

>Aunt is watching us out of side of eye
>play with girl like we were still kids - splash wars, diving competition, laps. super innocent shit, but I notice she's always looking sideways at her aunt

1 Get hard
2 Jump in and aim her mouth with m'y hard rock
3 draw her while deep dig hole in her throat
4 Cum like a Sur
5 Revive her like a lifeguard
6 go mcdonald

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>Hand & Stone Massage and Facial Spa

Get her drunk and cum in her butt

Not that I know of...

when i first got here shit like this would be taken down within 2 mins. it obvious she is not 18

what happened to the moderators?

private party bud

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really? when I first got here (about 10 years ago) shit WAYYYY worse than that would stay up for hours. then those faggoty moderators came around.

FUCK OFF RANDY!

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thats definitely a call for the mods.

Choice of Kings!

>she's still looking at me like OP's pic
>I play it off all day

>next day, same as the first day

3rd day
>Aunt has to go shopping
>"be back in hour"
>girl nearly flies out of the pool to straddle me on the lounger
>my paranoia subdues my dick
>tell her to go downstairs and watch TV until her Aunt returns in 20 minutes
>I'm chilling on the deck, girl is all the way on the other end of the house watching TV
>nothing hinkey going on

it aint real homie

how can plastic be sexual?

Meme
Also meme
Fucking Sup Forums it's getting harder to be a troll.

I'm not 100% but that looks like a rendering or one of those $5,000 pieces of plastic and rubber.

>"be back in hour"
>girl nearly flies out of the pool to straddle me on the lounger

>at that age my boner wouldve knocked her off me into space like fucking team rocket

pinkest pussy

That's what I thought. Looks like a plastic butt, but that looks real.

>apparently passed some sort of perv test
>Aunt not watching with hawk eye
>I notice it, girl notices it
>Another day, we go on bike ride in neighborhood
>explore new house construction site
>she says she needs to pee
>I'm not on the prowl at the moment, tell her to go ahead, find some corner and squat
>5 minutes pass
>10 minutes
>I finally call out if she fell in
>giggles

but that head looks real. I left out head.

this

turn 360 degree and walk away.

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.....ummm mods??

MODS
O
D
S

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>playing toy
wat?

remember, she looks like OP's pic, giving me the same sort of look

>"no, but I need your help"
>I'm still thinking with brain, not gonads"
>"need some paper"
>sigh "I guess so, can you come here and bring me some?"
>start rummaging work site for anything
>"Where are youuuu user?"
>"Cant find paper, should I go home and get you some?"