ITT: Quote famous song lyrics

>HAVE A LOOK AT MY HANDS

>HAVE A LOOK AT MY HANDS

I am a Government man

>We wish we were deceased
Really gets me sadkins

>I disrobed on the lawn

Damn...

darn that television

>YOUR NAME'S INTERCOURSE

>during the neeeeeext greaaaat waaaaar

NOW IF I BLEACH THIS T-SHIRT

>HUH? THIS AIN'T MY WIFE

WRIGGLING IN MY SKIN

I HOVER ABOVE YOU
LIFE PULLED OUT YOUR MOUTH
I BECOME YOU

yo das not my house bro lol wtf

>this car is totalled and the driver is nowhere to be found

if i could then i would have indiana by now

top lel

My grin is perpetual.
I won't return to your pout town.

Kek

HOLD ON BILLY, DONT DO THAT ACTUALLY

if i could only exit my skinsack for the evening

why did i laugh at this

Man this airplane is fucked

Greetings in the rainforest.
We have amusement and toys.

>I WAS BORN FROM MY EPIDEMIC

>AND THE STATEMENT COMING FROM MY EYES COMMANDED GO BACK HOME

>At the tone... 3 hours, 21 minutes; coordinated universal time

Do I even have to say it?

>Jeffy

>OH WA-AH-AH-AH

>Yoooooooooouuuuuuuuu doooooooooooooon't haaaaaaaaaaaave tooooooooooo goooooooooooooo tooooooooo University

>These female dogs want Adidas shoes

Lizzie McGuire is tight

>The aircraft is going down for sure

OH GOD I AM THE AMERICAN DREAM, BUT NOW I SMELL LIKE VASOLINE

SOFT AND SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET

IM NOW A SEXUAL SPASTIC THANKS TO FREDDIE

MY NAME IS JOHNNY

>Some things last a while

>Let these enjoyable times keep going

I SHUT MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

"I have the quality of being a man made of lead"
-Dark Mass

"Masculine human from the year 2001 onwards, who has been diagnosed with a serious mental illness"
-Czar Scarlet

"I possess the grotesque in my cab, if you need a ride, you may lay betwixt the last pew and my phallus"
-Mortum Grasps

>the woman with whom I can currently in a relationship with has been diagnosed with decompression sickness
>alas

NOW IF I BANG THIS DANCER
AND SHE JUST CLEANED HER BUTTHOLE
AND I GET SOAP ON MY SWEATER
I'MMA FEEL LIKE A DIRTBAG

>Sea Person, lead me by palm, lead me to the area that you comprehend
-Sall

>On occasion, I experience extreme feelings of sadness

>honey
>I acted
>to shatter crystalline solids
>within your abode once more
-Daniel Boone

THE HANDS OF A DUPLICATE MAN

i dont feel for you now
i dont need for you now
begone

>WE DREAM THAT WE CEASED TO EXIST

>MOJIQUE GAZES UPON HIS TOWN FROM AN ADJACENT MOUNTAIN

>Where the blacks at?

don left his house

>BEEN DOING SOME THINKING AND I HAVE AN ANSWER
>TO ARREST THE SPREADING CANCER
>SEND YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU'RE FROM
>GET THE FUCK RID OF YOU SUBHUMAN SCUM

facebook doesn't interest me

>I'm preoccupied with fellating a willy

Roughly this moment, the funk conscience relative
Observe it now, the funk conscience relative
-Obeselad Thin

get off my case asshole

>I'm fine, back off jack

>I'm a crocodile!

SMACK MY BITCH UP

>Light, his lacquered plain knitted with rubies,
>Parted cleanliness nearby,
>Threw me to his arse, ripped off my oxides,
>Smeared my goo across space,
>Gave me each a car, sundown and birthplace,
>Told me only I'm not him,
>Bid me flee the west, opened my answers,
>Burned the sea for the nightfall...

>SKSSSSSSSSSSSKSSSSSKSKSKSKSKSKSSSSSSSS

I WILL MAKE YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH AN ENTITY NAMED VOILA

THAT CHILD HAS ISSUES

Sounds like average prog lyrics.

>the streams are dirtied with quite a few self-inflicted mortalities

Im going to have SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!

>this nigger's gone to heaven

GOING UPWARDS TOWARDS THE ATMOSPHERE

>EVERY NIGHT MESSES THE DAYS UP
>EVERY DAY SCREWS ALL THE NIGHTS UP

>WHAT TO DO WHEN THEY COME AT YOU
>A TRIBE OF ANGRY SWINE

>THERES NO ENTRANCE TO THE BUNGALOW

>THIS IS NOT MY PRETTY HOUSE
>THIS IS NOT MY PRETTY GARDEN

It's that time again to tell the story about the boy who grew the fuck up.

>foot in sock

>WEEEEEEEEDCHAAAAAAAAIR

Kek

How Close Is Now?

ALLES KLAR
DER KOMMISAR

oh no
it go
it gone
bye bye

>i've fornicated you in twain
-casualty clutches