Walk in your room

>walk in your room
>see this

Wut do?

go in

goldilocks and her sister got lost i guess

turn 360 degrees and walk away.

i would go back to play lacrosse with my bros and take a shower

ask when did I get hardwood floors?

nigga you're retarded, if you turned 360 degrees you would go forwards

kys

newfag

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Fuck off newfag.

kek

>being this new

This is bullshit, those females aren't sleeping. Who the fuck sleeps like that?

Call Petter Hegre to get his wife and sister out of my bed

"I was born yesterday"

something about spaghetti and farting uncontrollably

Jesus Christ. Have babies with both to save white race.

can we just roast this faggot for the rest of the thread

Honestly, that would be an enjoyable thread.

start fucking the cushions

She will wake up in one hour and her arm will feel like it's missing.

Realize there is a god. Then enjoy myself.

dude is younger than xbox 360 gtfo ma b

start enjoying my 4 pillows =P

I can't tell if this is 3rd wave trolling or all of you are actually fucking retarded.

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new set of sheets, well lit, apprently quite clean.
I'd be quite happy and sleep like I haven't in ages.

turn 360 eat my cheetos and play xbox

Leave this place and never come back

realize I'm not really gay and start jacking off.

fart

>begins 4th wave trolling

play with their nipples while they moan stuff in their Scandinavian goblin-speak

It's a meme, you dip.

Show them my dubs

Fuck the one on the right

close the internet browser window before family members see this

Alright!

Dude is younger than the iPhone 9, and just as shitty