Little kev and ginger joe from down the line edition
/brit/
being controlled by a djinn lads
literally every single one
give your head a wobble mate.
*Bigs them up*
not going to participate in the germany thread because i hate foreigners
WE ARE ALL HERE
GERMAN BRIT FRIENDSHIP EDITION
tune on the new sainsbury's ad is banging
nahhh nahhh nahhh
we can boogie
fuck off fritz
THE BOY WITH A THORN IN HIS SIDE
BEHIND THE HATRED THERE LIES A THUNDERING DESIRE FOR
L-L-LOVE
need some of that so-called sex everyone's been talking about
>because of plutonium energy advocates there is enough separated plutonium in civilian warehouses to make thousands of suitcase nukes
>uranium power plants create waste that no one knows how to deal with
gf just smoke-signaled this to me
it's just a fad, don't invest your time
In hindsight, my day actually went very smoothly yesterday. They should do the whole day without immigrants thing more often.
Actually, they should do it fucking permanently and get their shitty stinking little cholo kids in on it too. Was great not seeing any of them around town, didn't even notice any assholes in public all day.
Need to get my hands on some plutonium
I invented the 'gf just [method of communication] me this' gimmick, about 2 years ago now
check the archives
Honestly if the RA weren't so thick they could have sourced plutonium from gaddafi
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gf just triangulated me this through the abyssal dimension
heard if chinese girls have sex with you it's a sign they want to marry you
wtf
Funny that you use the "Check the archives" gimmick that I invented x x x
just launch it into space
business idea: go to Sup Forums and post this:
youtube.com
i was doing it in other forums 5 years ago you fucking spacker
paedophile
The IRA were not thick, they were ingenuitive. They killed the queens cousin with a space satellite detonator obtained from an Irish American NASA scientist. That's not being thick.
john legend's woman is very unattractive to me
>Australia holds 30% of world uranium
Stop shilling
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bleeding from my palms like the passion
tracksuit bottoms and they sagging
>are irish
>lost
They're thick
>implying gadaffi had weapons grade plutonium
he was literally a scapegoat in that regard in the purest sense of the word
not getting any (you)s from it
would like a refund on my investment in your """"business idea""""""""
reminder that the internationalists are officially the underdogs now
reminder that you have to support bremain because you're contrarians and normies are pro-brexit
Anybody with billions of dollars can source weapons grade plutonium
You need a lot of infrastructure and specialized human capital to turn it into weapons
we hold it but china probably own it
what tae fuck you on about?
The RA were not stupid, why would they even want plutonium?
*clicks towards you*
To nuke Manchester city centre
reminder to not adopt the cucked mindset of being perpetually angry at the worlds foremost power
new meme:
youtube.com
i don't get angry about anything that doesn't directly affect me
the RA weren't interest in killing civilians
woah woah woah, ho do I get billions?
sell your body to arab princes
ARGUA ARUGA *makes wolf noises* hubba bubba
you just gotta inject all your cash!
that would have backfired so hard
if they actually did something on that scale
you must be able to see that
Business idea:
>Abolish income tax
>Increase sales and corporation tax
>Impose tariffs on corporations that want to move its workforce overseas
>Invest heavily in middle class and working class areas
doing a listen youtu.be
virus do not click
literally my dad's idea
> 5,000 megarich Bernstein and co. companies don't give a shit about a one off tariff if it means cheaper operations in another country
>All the big corps still leave amidst tariffs
ahh yes
Just drafted this, thoughts?
what's your position on bennies
its like that in my state (washington)
income tax in yankland is shit because the statewide tax can be increased by the county then again by the city.
Become a banker and get bonuses
*can't think of anything to post*
*starts making fart noises with my palm*
if only you could hear this lads. HAHAHA literally the funniest shit you'll ever hear
ah yes tariffs, not like they've been a disaster every time they've been tried
>7 BILLION DOLLARS
>6£ billion to repair the Preston bypass
Ah yes
meant sales tax 2bh
youtube.com
he's really bunging it on
making big corps leave is literally the goal of anti-globalism
umm literally every developed nation used tariffs to protect core industries as they were developing
yeah but all the big corps leaving would make everyone poor
this kid is so fucking annoying
youtube.com
listening
flux has activated
*puts on sunglasses*
NO WE NEED MORE NEO LIBERALISM ITS THE ONLY WAY
>washington
good lad
are you the guy from plymouth?
Business Idea: Stop building HS2 and direct all of the money to HS3
*superlikes*
ha joon chang get off Sup Forums
2008 was 10 years ago
nah lid im COASTAL
wtf i hate mara now
business idea: become a traindriver
>gf tells me she's going away to Australia for 3 weeks
PLEASE STAY AWAY BRUCE
Paul Joseph Watson is like the aging rocker telling you metal is back because he saw some hipster kid wearing a Black Sabbath tee. It’s hilarious and also disturbing to see that cultural myopia played out en masse
post fucking machines
COWNTUH CULTCHUH
don't worry mate, she'll be alright
Fantastic Business Idea, but apparently it's nearly impossible to get a job on the railways these days if you don't know someone else on the railway
Trains are going to become increasingly driverless lad. The new metro in Sydney will be entirely driverless.
>Trains are going to become increasingly driverless lad.
Not in Britain they fucking aren't
Howdy reddit
what the fuck, ive literally never seen this image before in my life.
i selected this, but that got posted.
fucking WHAT?
if the train drivers love their trains so much why dont they marry them haha
hmm
Guarantee they will, especially on metros where you don't have to worry so much about some bloke running on the tracks
It's cheaper than paying some bloke to just sit there all day in case he might have to do something
this graph literally shows neoliberalism is working
you still have more than you could ever need, and the poorest people (except like uncontacted tribes from the congo/amazon and the uber-poor) have seen their incomes basically double and you're crying about muh fee fees because you're around 5% worse off
Image swap is still a thing if two people post at the exact same time
Your pic is probably in /fr/ by the looks of it
SEPPO CUNTS FACK OFF
>entirely driverless
Not a fan of this. The metro here has automatic train control but the train operators often have to do things like re open the doors.
pretty sure they're some form of engineers aren't they?
haha trolled xD
ahaha
no
>he isn't aware of the autistic british unions relating to public transport
the human cost of brexit
Kill yourself haha