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Little kev and ginger joe from down the line edition

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being controlled by a djinn lads

literally every single one

give your head a wobble mate.

*Bigs them up*

not going to participate in the germany thread because i hate foreigners

WE ARE ALL HERE

GERMAN BRIT FRIENDSHIP EDITION

tune on the new sainsbury's ad is banging
nahhh nahhh nahhh
we can boogie

fuck off fritz

THE BOY WITH A THORN IN HIS SIDE

BEHIND THE HATRED THERE LIES A THUNDERING DESIRE FOR

L-L-LOVE

need some of that so-called sex everyone's been talking about

>because of plutonium energy advocates there is enough separated plutonium in civilian warehouses to make thousands of suitcase nukes
>uranium power plants create waste that no one knows how to deal with

gf just smoke-signaled this to me

it's just a fad, don't invest your time

In hindsight, my day actually went very smoothly yesterday. They should do the whole day without immigrants thing more often.

Actually, they should do it fucking permanently and get their shitty stinking little cholo kids in on it too. Was great not seeing any of them around town, didn't even notice any assholes in public all day.

Need to get my hands on some plutonium

I invented the 'gf just [method of communication] me this' gimmick, about 2 years ago now

check the archives

Honestly if the RA weren't so thick they could have sourced plutonium from gaddafi

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gf just triangulated me this through the abyssal dimension

heard if chinese girls have sex with you it's a sign they want to marry you

wtf

Funny that you use the "Check the archives" gimmick that I invented x x x

just launch it into space

business idea: go to Sup Forums and post this:
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i was doing it in other forums 5 years ago you fucking spacker

paedophile

The IRA were not thick, they were ingenuitive. They killed the queens cousin with a space satellite detonator obtained from an Irish American NASA scientist. That's not being thick.

john legend's woman is very unattractive to me

>Australia holds 30% of world uranium

Stop shilling

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bleeding from my palms like the passion
tracksuit bottoms and they sagging

>are irish
>lost

They're thick

>implying gadaffi had weapons grade plutonium

he was literally a scapegoat in that regard in the purest sense of the word

not getting any (you)s from it

would like a refund on my investment in your """"business idea""""""""

reminder that the internationalists are officially the underdogs now
reminder that you have to support bremain because you're contrarians and normies are pro-brexit

Anybody with billions of dollars can source weapons grade plutonium

You need a lot of infrastructure and specialized human capital to turn it into weapons

we hold it but china probably own it

what tae fuck you on about?
The RA were not stupid, why would they even want plutonium?

*clicks towards you*

To nuke Manchester city centre

reminder to not adopt the cucked mindset of being perpetually angry at the worlds foremost power

new meme:
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i don't get angry about anything that doesn't directly affect me

the RA weren't interest in killing civilians

woah woah woah, ho do I get billions?

sell your body to arab princes

ARGUA ARUGA *makes wolf noises* hubba bubba

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you just gotta inject all your cash!

that would have backfired so hard

if they actually did something on that scale
you must be able to see that

Business idea:

>Abolish income tax
>Increase sales and corporation tax
>Impose tariffs on corporations that want to move its workforce overseas
>Invest heavily in middle class and working class areas

doing a listen youtu.be/7jMwDMh9mQ0

virus do not click

literally my dad's idea

> 5,000 megarich Bernstein and co. companies don't give a shit about a one off tariff if it means cheaper operations in another country
>All the big corps still leave amidst tariffs

ahh yes

Just drafted this, thoughts?

what's your position on bennies

its like that in my state (washington)

income tax in yankland is shit because the statewide tax can be increased by the county then again by the city.

Become a banker and get bonuses

*can't think of anything to post*
*starts making fart noises with my palm*

if only you could hear this lads. HAHAHA literally the funniest shit you'll ever hear

ah yes tariffs, not like they've been a disaster every time they've been tried

>7 BILLION DOLLARS
>6£ billion to repair the Preston bypass

Ah yes

meant sales tax 2bh

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he's really bunging it on

making big corps leave is literally the goal of anti-globalism

umm literally every developed nation used tariffs to protect core industries as they were developing

yeah but all the big corps leaving would make everyone poor

this kid is so fucking annoying

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listening

flux has activated
*puts on sunglasses*

NO WE NEED MORE NEO LIBERALISM ITS THE ONLY WAY

>washington
good lad
are you the guy from plymouth?

Business Idea: Stop building HS2 and direct all of the money to HS3

*superlikes*

ha joon chang get off Sup Forums

2008 was 10 years ago

nah lid im COASTAL

wtf i hate mara now

business idea: become a traindriver

>gf tells me she's going away to Australia for 3 weeks

PLEASE STAY AWAY BRUCE

Paul Joseph Watson is like the aging rocker telling you metal is back because he saw some hipster kid wearing a Black Sabbath tee. It’s hilarious and also disturbing to see that cultural myopia played out en masse

post fucking machines

COWNTUH CULTCHUH

don't worry mate, she'll be alright

Fantastic Business Idea, but apparently it's nearly impossible to get a job on the railways these days if you don't know someone else on the railway

Trains are going to become increasingly driverless lad. The new metro in Sydney will be entirely driverless.

>Trains are going to become increasingly driverless lad.

Not in Britain they fucking aren't

Howdy reddit

what the fuck, ive literally never seen this image before in my life.

i selected this, but that got posted.


fucking WHAT?

if the train drivers love their trains so much why dont they marry them haha

hmm

Guarantee they will, especially on metros where you don't have to worry so much about some bloke running on the tracks
It's cheaper than paying some bloke to just sit there all day in case he might have to do something

this graph literally shows neoliberalism is working

you still have more than you could ever need, and the poorest people (except like uncontacted tribes from the congo/amazon and the uber-poor) have seen their incomes basically double and you're crying about muh fee fees because you're around 5% worse off

Image swap is still a thing if two people post at the exact same time

Your pic is probably in /fr/ by the looks of it

SEPPO CUNTS FACK OFF

>entirely driverless

Not a fan of this. The metro here has automatic train control but the train operators often have to do things like re open the doors.

pretty sure they're some form of engineers aren't they?

haha trolled xD

ahaha
no

>he isn't aware of the autistic british unions relating to public transport

the human cost of brexit

Kill yourself haha