If you were forced to try and fuck a wild lion or a wild tiger, which one would you choose...

If you were forced to try and fuck a wild lion or a wild tiger, which one would you choose? How you would go about trying to accomplish this? Explain your reasoning.

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These are males. Are you gay?

tiger seems cleaner, less ticks/fleas

It's so you can't fool a female lion/tiger by dressing up as a male lion/tiger!

>Tranquilizer darts
>Shoot tiger with dart
>Ass fuck male tiger
>Climax
>Draw a dick butt on the tigers tramp stamp area
>Moon walk away

what fuck

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>not fucking both

what a fag

I would probably try with a female lion. when big cats are in heat, they're constantly so horny that they will have sex with everyone and everything that's willing to stick their dick into them.

lion.
male lion's butts are so sexy :3

damnit, forgot pic

oh god yes!
I thought I was the only one who thinks that way

Don't knock it 'til you try it.

are you speaking from experience?

Best believe...

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Is it just me or is that tiny white drool at the bottom getting longer?

it's a nice illusion, indeed

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WTF is wrong with you

Wild Tiger
Build up trust with it, wait for heat

>why trust building and not just tranq it?
Rape is bad, mmmk

Why tiger? because they generally are known to have a better temperament than lions so I'd have a better chance of not dying.

what makes you think a tigress in heat would be less erratic and more predictable than a lioness?

behavoral studies, just google it

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nah, I rather fap to drawings of animals in sexual explicit poses

works for me

tigers will fuck you niggers
those fuckers are 1.5 times bigger and stronger than lions
also more agile and they fight with two paws instead of lions one paw

didyouknowblog.com/post/101708376652/tigers-are-nicer-than-lions-they-share-their-food

its probably not relevant as you are trying to fuck them
but that doesnt seem correct, tigers hunt alone precisely because they are selfish
they dont have prides or friends etc.
seems like a bullshit source mate

look out, we have an undeniable zoooligst in our midst.

What are your sources?

at least not funfacts.com nigger
go watch some documentaries

>thinking I actually believe funfacts.com is reputable source for sciency stuff
>thinking I don't already watch documentaries and read research from sources like discovery and shit

i'd fuck a lion, because i only think stripes look good on humans, but anyway i'd just use one of those shark-on-a-stick things to bite the lion on the back up by the neck so i can still reach da pussy with my dick.

I'll fuck both of them at the same time because lions and tigers makes me horny