Hey Sup Forums, so being a retard, I went out on black friday and bought this piece of crap. It hurts my dick and is prolly going to break. What fleshlights out there would you guys recommend?
Also, general fleshlight discussion.
Hey Sup Forums, so being a retard, I went out on black friday and bought this piece of crap...
Caleb Johnson
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Adam Clark
Bamp halp me pls!
Jaxon Anderson
a woman
Tyler Wilson
Thanks man. Haven't thought of that one.
Oliver Brooks
an amputated baby, of course
Luke Adams
C'mon man, dose nobody use fleshlights around here!?!
Cooper Scott
Npe and fuck you OP
Oliver Butler
Wasted semen
Hunter Gonzalez
No. We make jokes about them but most of us aren't that pathetic.
Christ user just drop standards and fuck a fat girl or something
Anthony Morales
Wat even dis mean? What happened to Sup Forums...
>Implying I can get a girl within 5 feet of me
Jaxon Rogers
O can't afford one so use a girl
Parker Butler
Are you really that ugly?
Cmon man
Henry Watson
Not super ugly. Just have a terrible personality. I'm horrendously argumentative
Luis Hall
Hay OP how'd it feel standing in the shop letting go of your dignity and self respect
Joseph Nelson
Then don't do that.
Just stick to the rule of being passive until she asks you something direct. It's not hard.
Be yourself is bullshit. Fake it big, fake it hard.
Oliver Foster
It felt pretty hilarious actually. I went to Spencer's. Fuckboi's everywhere. Then some qt 3.14 checked out my shit. Got lube too. Lube was way better. It was quite lucid, as no one really commented on it. 6/7
Tyler Williams
wear a fake moustache and only take it off when shes not around to remind yourself to be yourself when the moustache is off
Wyatt Wood
That takes effort though, and I don't want to work really hard for some annoying gf that I don't care about. I'd rather jerk it if she doesn't like me for me.
inb4 >Gaaaaaaaaaay
Is that English? Seriously wtf happened to Sup Forums's grammar?
Kevin Gomez
Time to MacGyver
William Williams
i've always just used my left hand
Eli Martinez
Why would i make a shitty homemade one? I'm not 12 like the kid she's talking about and willing to spend up to like $50. Good reply though, it's a start.
Bentley Adams
men make everything themselves. including fleshlights.
Jack Thompson
Or I could just pay a faggot to make it for me. A better one at that
Mason Cooper
heard these are good because they're easy to hide
Caleb Reyes
THANK GOD AN ACTUAL REPLY
THANK YOU
Looking more for pleasure quality than concealment though. I shouldn't have a problem hiding mine.
Jose Wood
another one
Adrian Baker
Op i have a sexy snatch clear fleshlight that is 10/10 and only cost 15 bucks
No pics atm but just look for the name or google it
Connor Collins
looks like an alien's pantie liner
Aaron Clark
in case u like ur pussy cold?
Evan Cruz
butthole*
Grayson Torres
I'm not quite sure about fleshlights in general because I could never use one on myself anyway but here's another one I saw how to make in an anime I watched once. You just need potato starch and icecubes as well as a container. imgur.com
Joshua Brown
nvm lol, it says served warm on it :)
Dylan Torres
oooOOOooh
Seems very legit thank you. This one is very convincing
Pretty much is. Shit's as sticky as stretch armstrong
Ethan Lee
Anything in the muses, lilith or venus series will blow you away:
Liam Reed
So basically you'll cry about no gf but won't put the effort in to get one?
You're gonna marry the first girl that shows you affection you sad act
Connor Ortiz
Onahole thread
Cooper Ross
>MFW IM GETTING ACTUAL REPLIES
YASS
MOAR!
Ryan Russell
I wish i had a pic but the sexy snatch is grat, its tight but very stretchy so it will give you good stimulation without being to tight, the inside texture also feels pretty great through an orgasm
David Garcia
>Then I recommend the Destroya! It looks like a fucking gauntlet for your dick, but its so fucking good. There is nothing better then this.
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>If you want a tighter feel you should buy the fleshlight pilot.
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Caleb Fisher
>Is that English? Seriously wtf happened to Sup Forums's grammar?
Different user. Made sense to me just fine. He means moustache on, not yourself. Faggotache off, you are yourself
Luke Mitchell
Mix 2 parts water to 1 part corn starch, put it in a microwave-safe, boil-safe container to create a firm, moldable gel
Jack Wood
Yeah, I realized after re reading it like 3 times. Damage was done though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brayden Brooks
...
Asher Fisher
Good shit. Seriously considering getting this one.
Does which case to get for the sleeve matter that much?
James Thompson
Jayden Ramirez
>>ask a friend
>>not legal
wtf is this bitch talking about, how is it not legal for a 12yr old to fuck another friend the same age??
Evan Brown
The case comes with the sleeve, I don't think u can buy it separate. But the case is good to have since it stops the cum from exploding out of the end of the sleeve. That's how intense this shit is.
Logan Miller
and OP, quit looking at fleshlights, they're crap
the casing makes it to heavy and cumbersome to use
stick with the japanese stuff, they know how to fap
Jaxson Walker
Being passive will never get you anywhere. It's not manly, it's not attractive. It's feminine, and it will make women think you're creepy because you're acting like a girl.
Robert Evans
Hmm. The site I got led to only had it being sold by the sleeve. I could prolly find a 9in case for it though.
Haven't even considered these. Complete noob to "onaholes". It mentioned oil on the page, does it work with regular lube? Also, is just that one thing all I need basically?
Joshua Anderson
Yeah whatever lube should be fine, its some synthetic material, just wash it out when you're done and maybe a bit of baby powder on the outside to keep it from collecting lint
I use ky liquid
>>just that one thing
dunno what you're asking exactly, but yeah, the big pink blob with the vag in one end is the whole toy, you fuck it
came with a sample packet of lube, but go buy a bottle of your favorite for repeat usage
Owen Peterson
Based reply
thank you my dear friend
Henry Gomez
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get a warmer as well if you don't have a bathroom connected to your room
Parker Nelson
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by "oil"
they're talking about how this one doesn't feel oily
cheaper toys sometimes have crappy materials that feel oily or sticky
they're saying that this one is nice and doesn't have that problem