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Last time I was this early China was still a country :DD

Ahh yes, Reddit Letter Media
The movie "critics" for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.

But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?

NO MIKE

NO BUY

Most of what RLM reviews are mediocre/campy capeshit, horror, and comedy movies that I wouldn't watch anyway.

I just enjoy their bants.

>Mike liked it

Holy shit. How does Mike keep admitting to like these terrible fucking movies?

No, you're just a pathetic loser who needs to leave the house

Plinkett is literally just Rich now, not even trying anymore

JESUS FUCK

Good.

Now why isn't the next one out, yet?

>not warcraft

HAHAHA HE KEEPS GETTING THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WRONG
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKOKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WHAT FUCKING MASTERS OF COMEDY

>Mike liked it

Of course he did.

Not that it matters since all the retarded shit before they actually get to the review is cringey bullshit.

kek

First time I ever watched these guys.

I was getting annoyed within 5 min of that shtick

1st impressions are an important thing.

Just in time to take the gun out of my mouth!!

>it's a they think they're funnier than they actually are episode

>it's Jay let Mike do everything he wanted without telling him off when he had bad ideas episode

oy vey

>still no warcraft review

Mike said OH VEY multiple times, pol user confirmed? :']

Says the guy who doesn't leave his house, sits and waits on Sup Forums for RLM threads to pop up so he can spam his pasta and vent about how much he hates RLM.

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I honestly don't think anyone here is quite as pathetic as you.

Rekt

To pander to people that will like it so you get more views.

>wanting the Warcraft review featuring the PreRec losers

Judd Hirsch as Hebe Kikeburger,

that had to be the most stereotypical jew character ever conceived in film.

OH MY DAVID

is mike joking? he loved it?

>sucking up that sweet sweet magma

Jay is so much better than Mike now. He is a pleb.

you would be dead if it weren't for my david

>mfw randy quaid video
WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

maybe thats what fox was flagging the video all along

Where's the Warcraft HitB episode you fucking fucks?

I liked the new independence day. I liked the direction it ended on.

Jay pretty much nailed what I thought of it, I had to actually look up if it was really Loggia because he did look CGI.

I do like the original a lot though.

Jesus Christ this user needs help

>Mike outs himself as a pleb again

>spamming Welcome to Earf meme 40 times in a row
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WHEN WILL MORONS STOP REPEATING THIS BULLSHIT?
WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF- HE PRONOUNCES IT PERFECTLY

youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk

>mike loved it

at least theres something good in my life seeing as every got stream is shit today

OY VEY

...

Jay seems more and more annoyed with Mike each passing episode.

What the hell was that Randy Quaid vídeo?

A lot of rumors going around things are tense behind camera.

Hello, reddit!

yeah

source: my ass

these guys used to be terrific

...

they still are, but they used to too

YOU'D ALL BE DEAD IF IT WASN'T FOR MY DAVID!

AHGGGGGGGRRRRRREEEEAAAA FIFTY VONEEEEEE

wow you noticed the obvious editing

Ah yes, RedLetterMedia!

I cant wait for them to give me my opinion of this movie!

If they say its good, I'll make sure to torrent a camrip ;)

jay tries to take things seriously. Mike will have none of it.

I'm glad that Jay found some modicum of his balls and no longer does the whole I HATED IT, BUT MIKE SAID HE KINDA LIKED IT SO I GUESS I KINDA LIKE IT TOO thing.

>"OYYY VEY"

What did he mean by this?

Apparently Mike's cocaine fueled racism is now severely affecting the writing of the show.

OY VEY

>"Less" dumb than the original
Oh my god.

No offense to you guys but I always make it two minutes into these videos before I decide that the fat man's one-note "haha I'm purposely corny" acting and lack of comedic timing and the gay one's "haha I explained the bad joke to you" bullshit is painfully unfunny

White people's only refuge is the dry, disaffected, wise-cracking persona.

>original is full of cool practical effects and costumes
>new one is almost entirely bullshit CGI with an even more retarded story
>I LOVED IT, WAY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
Even after watching their review of the first movie I still can't wrap my mind around the hate boner for it. All I got was "it's dumb" and "the dog scene in the tunnel was dumb".

"Oy Vey!" - Mike "The Racial Pain Hurricane" Stoklasa
What did he mean by this?

>a joke at the expense of the jewish people

Reported for racism
unsubscribed

thats literally what he said in the review

This was the worst episode yet. RLM is in a steep decline.

>THIS PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL IS OWNED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX AND NOT AVAILABLE FOR PROMOTIONAL PURPOSES
What did they mean by this?

What's happening to Mike? He just eats up any old crap that gets released now.

They actually forgot to cover one of the clips.

He's a pleb.

>It's a "subtly disgruntled nostalgia critic fan posts on the wrong board again" episode.

So they hated the original but loved this one?

wut.gif

Not only is it less dumb than the original, it's more dumb and therefore schlock, as opposed to the original film, which wasn't dumb enough

They really should give themselves a minute to process this shit before recording their review

I thought he was gonna say he enjoyed it because it was unintentionally hilarious. I thought it was shit, but there was so much hilarious shit in the movie, Data was great and Jeff Goldblum was amazing.

The one with the boats? I think they got away with it because it was slowed down.

>It's a "hipster retard pretends to vehemently defend a piece of shit movie ironically" episode.
Why do I keep visiting this hellhole?

Ghostbusters when

Thanks for sharing, keep us updated.

why does anyone care about these plebs? Il

why dosent anyone care about you?

Gilchrist pls go

No no no, you're assuming way too much. I literally just get annoyed when people trot out that "Welcom 2 Earf" bullshit with no irony.

My theater was pretty full for ID and the GB trailer was greeted with complete silence, while people laughed at the right places for Star Trek and some cartoon shit. Gonna be fun.

>I hated it
>I loved it
>Well I loved parts of it

>WHY DID I BUY THIS BOAT?
>OY VEY

Old interview of Mike Stoklasa from 2010.

>You call The Phantom Menace “the greatest example of cinematic blue balls in the history of motion pictures.” Will there ever be another film that lets so many people down?

>Yes, Ghostbusters 3. I haven’t even seen it and it’s already let me down. That and maybe Gremlins 3. They’ve already managed to sort of fuck up the fourth Indiana Jones, so I’m not expecting much from those films. But as bad as a lot of the more recent sequels and re-boots have been, I doubt there will be anything as big as something like the “new Star Wars.”

>He already knows he hates it years before watching it.
This man truly is a visionary of ou're times.

Who is better?

Rich or Mike?

they're equally awful

Mike has a much larger penis, so Mike.

Mike

Mike of course
the real answer is Jay

Jay just plays the straight man (ironically) to Mike's wacky antics.

Review Warcraft already you fat fucks.

I really don't understand how Mike chooses stuff he likes and stuff he hates. Seems up to chance at this point. At least Jay is mostly consistent and I can tell what movies he prefers.

No video game shit allowed.

Mike hates ID4, Escape From New York, and Stargate. He loves Independence Day: Resurgence and Jurassic World.

He needs to let Jay have all the opinions from now on, Jesus Christ.

Mike judges movies without prejudice while most "critics" judge based on aesthetics.

See how most critics decided Boyhood was a good movie because it checked off all the items on the "indie darling" checklist and are only now backtracking as it failed to stand up to academic film criticism scrutiny after repeated viewings.

what kind of arrogant motherfucker posts reaction images of themselves online

RLM is the heigh of smug arrogance