Celebrities you've fucked, but no one will believe you

Celebrities you've fucked, but no one will believe you.

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Yeah you can hire her lol. If she was in my area I probably would

You first, if it were 2008.

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Did Taylor and I am sure you won't believe me.
Still I know I did, 4 bf's before the current love of her life.

How did that black dick taste

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>no
>no
>don't do it
>I'm warning you
>help
>help
>help
>help

LoL I read that shit in his computer voice

Mason Storm we were friends before she did porn. Use to get fucked up on Molly and fuck

Sex on molly is the best experience ever.

The chick from Monk, back in 2009.

>fucking a trap
Of course I believe you. Who will say such a disgusting thing if not true?

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Top kek

I bet her clit is bigger then your penis, so I guess you can her a trap.

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Nice chick. Did she spit or swallow?

how much did it cost you?

She swallowed. But that was my third load of the night, so there wasn't much left.

$300

Screech tried to blow me. I'm not gay, said no.

Saved by the gay bell.

isn't he a big mess now?

so i hear. This was before that. Just after he was on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK

Or she fuck you?

Hot

Shit was so cash

ITT: we lie on the intenet.

cool lol. anal too?
greeentext welcome, by the way

And also Leona Andrev

Asshole was surprisingly tight.

just join the fun, nobody likes a teacher

bad head, but huge ass.

My next target is Morgan Bailey

How come Sup Forums loves traps so much? Is it a inside joke?

I think people have to know who you are to be considered a celebrity

i know who that is.

just try one and you will be one of us, I promise

i wasn't gonna beat off but then i saw that whores pic and i gotta beat off again, thanks OP

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pretty much, it's a weird meme

How new are you? Sup Forums has always been full of people fapping to just about anything you can provide a picture of.

How was she? I've fapped to many a vid of hers

no, that's just you:
others fap at their particular interests

She was so nice ! Usually some of these girls become assholes with fame but she was just super fun.
Had an awesome time

the girl who plays the pregnant Hispanic on Orange is the new black went to my high-school and I fucked her in my car during senior year

Must have more details

lol
you have to feel sorry for traplovers. they are like the Sup Forumspedos of Sup Forums. a few lonely losers shitposting all day with their "nobody is interested" obsession.

bad ass, but huge head.

Newfag

They are always together. I wonder when they will recognize that they are lesbian lovers.

You motherfucker! She's my favorite pornstar of all time! God damn it! Now I have to watch one of her clips and have an angry wank!

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siufjoifje

sure, that's it

Calm down, Dan.

>implying said particular interests match your sexual orientation
Amazing what years of basement fapping and Sup Forums can do to your brain.

nice

Also I might fuck Alexia Freire tomorrow

does she have a tight pussy?

yep. their spam is a little pathetic sometimes, even for Sup Forums standards

not really a celebrity but fucked her in her tour bus
shit was cash

Met domino while she was escorting in Orange County...emptied my balls in her a few times

Ahah nice dude !
I met her in Atlanta, really nice TS

>escorting
how much did it cost you?

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Idk for Orange county but if you want to fuck her now it's around 1000$

$300/hr

you emptied your balls into a condom...not into her loser

only?

Wow that must've been a loooooong time ago

2014

you misspelled, he can fuck u anally tomorrow

I don't mind, I'm a switch so I'll fuck "him" too

That bitch is so loose that it's a bit disgusting.

That's crazy, now for 300$ you get to meet her, get/give oral, but no anal

kek of the day

Had a passionate night with Trashman. He's so tender.

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op a foo

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but what about her?

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You can hire her.
It didn't happen.
It didn't happen.

Watch out guys. We got an expert over here!

I'd love to fuck her.

Damn I'm poppin a semi rn

Where do you find these "celebrity" porn girls and if they are escorting? Is it all personal site stuff or twitter? I'd pay 1000 to fuck either Gianna or Domino.

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HAHAHA

Worked dis niggas tight ass after a breakdancing lesson.

Topkek

I much rather stretch Maria Pia or Laisa Lins ass

She must smell sweet

No

I fucked Susan Sarandon years ago.

It hasn't happened yet, but I am gonna be getting fucked daily by Donald Trump starting in January.

>Nude-Stretches-In-Public
>wearing a bikini

Fuck you and your lying file name.

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Dominica Leoni she's my Gf actually ex porn star