ITT : We are all friendly neighbors in a perfect, happy, peaceful and tranquil town in 1950s America

>ITT : We are all friendly neighbors in a perfect, happy, peaceful and tranquil town in 1950s America.

>"So it turns out, because I've tried to poison the bastard with it so much, he's developed a natural immunity to arsenic!"

that would be fucking cool to live in california in the 50s

I LOVE BEING WHITE

Good morning John, nice weather today!

>"Don't worry dear, you can just use bleach instead, it does more than clean the floor!"

Hi y'all. I just moved in.

This is my town now though

No more segregation in our schools!

Good. That back of the bus was getting lonely.

Welcome to the neighborhood, "gentlemen."

How fucking sad is it that now they're vouching for segregation

Oh dear! What a mess I've made. Oh well, I didn't know the gun was loaded.

OP here. It's very sad.

>"Oh, here comes the bus now."

Don't shoot! They didn't do nuffin!

"I-I think I'll head back to my kitchen!"

Fuck you withe devil bitch, I mean hello, have you met my wife.

Honey you need to switch to cyanide

Momma The Wall Flakes Taste Good!

Neighborhood watch is watching you and your "wife".

No synagogue in my new home town? O well. At least I survived the camps.

Gee, I never thought of that!
"DON'T EAT THOSE BILLY, THEY'RE FOR YOUR FATHER! SHIT!"

>"Welcome to Joe's Diner! My name's Rhonda, what can I get you?"

>a number 9
>a number 9 large
>two number 45's
>a number 6 with extra dip
> and a large soda