This guy weighs half a ton and is an accomplished guitar player. What the fuck have you achieved?

This guy weighs half a ton and is an accomplished guitar player. What the fuck have you achieved?

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i can run 10 meter

Unfort - he ate the guitar

Not weighing half a ton.

I can walk....

Jim sterling had a nice thanksgiving I see

I can see my penis.

I am not a robot

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It's unreal that a person would get so fat and careless.dead soon. playing guitar is great he's a barrel of goo.not inspirational.sad slob

im probably better at piano than he is at guitar

I can stand up and i can also see my penis when i look down so i doing alright.

Getting out of bed unaided.

beat me to it you asshole

:^)

i am electrician

Well I've got a decent start on the weight thing he's got going for him.

My fingers don't work well enough to play guitar but I could probably play the bongos slowly.

So there's that.

i can get out of bed without assistance and do just about anything else.

I'm a productive member of society.

Im a meme

hij ziet eruit als een ongelukkige nijlpaard

I weigh a buck fifty and I fart rainbows

im an asshole neet so I win ;')

I have lost a significant amount of weight and am now at a healthy size.

I can also clean myself in an average shower stall, walk outside my own house, drive a car, and hold down a job.
So I'd say I'm doing a lot better than that fat, useless piece of shit.

I can fit into a normal sized vehicle.

Clean arteries.