>tfw you read about utah, an entire american state populated by crazy cultists worshiping space jesus and living deep in the mountains in a valley of salt lake cut off from the rest of the world
what the fuck america
Tfw you read about utah...
Ryan Miller
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Zachary Rivera
SALT LAKE CITY
Jason Fisher
BASED
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Christian Gonzalez
Americans can't name things,
Owen Myers
i like the way it sounds 2bh
Nathan Nelson
oh no! Noah's Ark exist in America!
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Jaxon Mitchell
Why are mormons so overrepresented in the federal government despite being a marginal minority?
Justin Hughes
They live there because they were pushed out of every other community and their leader was murdered after declaring himself god emperor of the US
Christopher Wood
They're very disciplined people with strong morals and family ties. They are a very successful group that are nice to live around, whatever crazy beliefs they hold.
Brody Martin
Mormons wear magic underwear too, look it up.
James Walker
>magic underwear
does it make their dicks bigger and uncut?
Evan Torres
"you're welcome"
Ian Nguyen
All I can think of when I hear Utah is that's where the money is in Prison Break.
Kevin Robinson
protects them from demons
Nathaniel Scott
Do they give you superpowers?
Is it a replacement for circumcision?
How do they know if you're wearing them or not?
Brody Myers
LOL
Adam Garcia
What's wrong with its name? It's the major city next to the Great Salt Lake
Brandon Young
Is it legal to shoot mormons?
Carter Gutierrez
Do you know what the purpose of a proper name is?
It's so you don't get mixed up with other things.
In the case of a place, you usually want a name with an easy demonym
Good examples of demonyms are:
Brazillian
Romanian
Canadian
Australian
Bad examples of demonyms are:
Salt Laker
American
Chase White
>Metric American "opinions"
Ryan Jenkins
Salt Laker
One who Salt Lakes
Have you ever Salt Laked?
Ever gone Salt Laking?
Nolan Long
Huh, now that fallout dlc has some cool context, I didn't know that region was known for religious crazies.
Joshua Gomez
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Colton Thomas
The underwear itself isn't magic, it's supposed to symbolically represent stuff.
Christopher Collins
This, who cares about them? They're not hurting anyone (the mainstream Mormons that is).
Speaking of which, if you want to be even more spooked read about the fundamentalists.
Dylan Gutierrez
>Salt Laker
>American
Bentley Cooper
Any specific groups, states or individuals worth reading about?
Mason Foster
The FLDS (Fundamentalist LDS) Church is the most prominent group, and the one with the most controversy and scandal. Pic related is a great book to start with.
Christopher Harris
I guess when your church looks like it's built to withstand a military assault you know you're dealing with hardcore nuts.
Ian Torres
Their leader is currently serving life in prison for child rape, abuse, and fraud.
Grayson Thompson
Yeah but who gives a fucking shit? Salt Lake City sounds nice. Your idea of what makes a name proper may sound right in your head but it clashes with reality.
Michael Turner
There are mormons here too. I've seen them walking around in their straight laced white shirts in little groups.
Cameron Diaz
Pic related is all you need to know about Utah
Ryan Jones
You're retarded, my man.
Asher Garcia
>M*rmons are allowed to exist