How come everything this man touches turns to shit?

How come everything this man touches turns to shit?

because his nose looks like 2 skinny penises fused together

SOLAR FLARES

highest grossing star trek and star wars movies. Yeah he is going to be making lots more shit.

>How come everything this man touches turns to shit
Have you even watched this awesome show mate?

That's not due to his skill. He hops on something hyped and cashes in.

yes, well done contrarians, well done

HOWEVER

>That's not due to his skill.

I don't agree , his skill is pandering to the lowest common denominator largest audience. He makes money not art.

nobody makes art these days you nigger

It's the hype of the series alone, not his skill that makes the money. The Force Awakens would have made serious cash no matter who directed it.

explain how all of his movies have widespread critical acclaim.

don't say Disney critics because only TFA was Disney.

See

literally this. TFA was just as safe and generic as star trek.

why does he get to take over all these massive IP:s despite being such a lackluster tacky director? whats his secret?

Critics. Not people.

>Critics are not people

He's a good director that people love.

Your opinion is irrelevant.

nice reading comprehension.

>tfw JJ was the 5th director they asked to do TFA
>the others refused

This is the most accurate chart

I really don't understand Sup Forums. It seems to be trolling, but they spend so much time doing it that it seems they're only trolling themselves in the end.

no

If you can't handle other people's opinions, I know of a website that might be better suited for you.

Where did I imply I can't handle things? I said I don't understand Sup Forums. I stand by my statement. "They seem to be trolling. But they spend so much time trolling that it only seems they're trolling themselves in the end."

ok disney if my opinion is more favorable next time will you pay me for my post?

false

The complete tonal and setting shift in the last season ruined it.

she must have touched your mom while pregnant with you.

You assume others are trolled rather than actually having that opinion.

You seem to be so bootyblasted at my opinion it doesn't register as an opinion.

That's fine though, I don't discriminate against the mentally retarded.

Where did I fail to express my opinion? Are umad because you didn't get a response you liked?

Sorry I saw through you and exposed you for getting troll'd by yourself. No shame in that bro. I didn't troll you. If you troll'd yourself you just laugh it off and move on.

(You)'re barely making sense.

Abrams is a good action director and (You)'ll never change that.

Don't reply to me ever again please.

I never even disagreed bra. You troll'd yourself yet again.

You've waited so long for it, so here's that (You)

correct.

Jar Jar Abrams is a master at pandering to the lowest common denominator and is a master of the "by the numbers" flick. Nothing wrong with that.

Because it makes a ton of money. He's a jew first and foremost. He makes the shekels.

He is the kikiest looking jew I've ever seen

>Nothing wrong with that.

>Ruined a movie's ending so he could shoehorn another completely unrelated franchise into it
>Gave us a mediocre remake of the first Star Wars that doesn't justify Disney destroying literally decades of established lore

i always think hes le short nerdy man from the bing bong teory

>haha, I posted it again!

But he gave us the best Mission Impossible movie.

ye

>not loving based snyder of superhero kino