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Best live album of any genre ever recorded.

stop making these shitty threads faggot

Reminder to head pat Kat

youtube.com/watch?v=gOLQybkFlfc

She can pat my head

i fucking love metal

not while she's eating

Wikipedia's featured article today is viking metal:

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Why does everyone hate prog metal in this thread?

something something numales

It's too autistic, even for /metal/

>in this thread

In this world you mean.

Why don't you guys listen Wagner and experience the real abyss on the first hand instead of wasting your time with primitive noises?

I like Rush, if they even count (I'd never call them metal). Shit like Dream Theater is gay though.

wagner sucks

How do I get an actual qt metal girlfriend

Why don't you come here and suck my dick you homo

More like Fagner

John Petrucci once ordered take-out from a restaurant I was working at. He ordered buffalo wings and a fig salad.

Bach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wagner

You don't, because metal girls are terrible

Become a man with vision and purpose.

I want a cute metal bf

is this the future of metal?

Oh scared, aren't you? How cute.

t. nu-male

I don't

Can we not?

It's a rough analogy, but prog metal is to true prog as smooth fusion is to hard bop.

I miss when we just called eachother faggots.

Anyone have an essential Slavic black metal chart?

Or any kind of metal I guess, but I'm specifically looking for Slavic language BM that's not the obvious.

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*slaps your ass*

There's a Russian one but I don't have it

*bets your life on a silver ball*

I'd be curious to see it. Aside from Blazebirth Hall I can't think of any good Russian BM or even Russian language metal. Would love to get some recs.

>roulette balls aren't metallic

great album

I wish more people would post about how god tier this album is though

me on the left

I haven't listened to much Russian metal, but I really like From the Dead Villages Darkness by Sivyj Yar. It's one of my favorite atmoshit albums.

Who has the most fucked up, pained vocals in black metal?

Oh, yeah, Sivvj Yar is pretty good, I always neglect him but he's worth mentioning.

Varg on his first album youtube.com/watch?v=CFC9TXzd8Zc

The guy from Bethlehem's second album

youtube.com/watch?v=gJt6STeTtJg

Am I the only one that thinks that Kim's vocals (lifelover, hypothermia) are really intense? He sounds like he is crying

Opinions?

>See people talking about Boris
>Every post discussing Boris brings up a different set of albums, no consistency between them
>Because of this, assume that Boris is another one of those made-up meme bands that people pretend is real to fuck with people who aren't in on the meme
>Later find out that they are real and that the reason why everybody was discussing a different set of albums was because they have released 23 fucking albums not including collaborations, EPs, singles, or live albums
>In 20 years

I'm impressed, but also fuck you guys for inventing fictional bands as a meme. I'm questioning reality because of you pricks.

stop fucking posting this

I once posted a list of made up bands and I'm sorry

>50€ of digital albums
>I already posess 2/3 of them
Why didn't they go for a normal crowdfunding with t-shirt and that sort of stuff?

that comes later.. theyre splitting the money begging into 3 separate things.

i felt the same way about Forsaken Vulture

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i don't have one physical metal album, but i have thousands of digital ones.

am i a poser, /meal/?

haven't listened to it yet

Any black metal about Samurai?

>no cassettes
>no CDs
kinda, even a kid would have them. not like you've never had them but you got rid of them, yeah

but it fuckin slaps

Rec me some pro-Zionist DSBM

Yes, you are.

nah

I didn't see the crowdfunding vid yet. Gee. The samples are really good tho I'm not really into their high quality selfies, I'm tempted.

nu-thrash for hardcore kiddies

I mean I still have this Green Jello cassette myself

post self mutilation-core

name a gayer nu-male metal album title

It's not real yet, but if I ever make an album I am going to title it Incorrigible Faggotry and it's all going to be gay pride death metal.

sounds kind of awesome will it be called analcore

What is some good Black Metal to (attempt) to fist my asshole to?

I've been gaping for a while now and I think that I am finally ready, I just need the right music.

Shining

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alcest

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deafheaven
ghost bath
mgla
burzum
lorn

more like "Southern Destroyer"

>ghost bath

fuck off, faggot

prolly some grind, i feel like last days of humanity would be great for that

>Initially Nordgaren was the lead vocalist, but his performance on early recordings (especially "A Darker Shade of Evil") permanently damaged his vocal chords; so Svein Egil Hatlevik took over lead vocals from 1994 onwards.
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Sigh - Infidel Art

i'm new in Sup Forums, is it power metal allowed here?

Only the gay kind

only USPM, no faggot synth metal

Only if it's homoerotic

>bomber
>no floyd rose

You beat me to it
Pic related
If you think that's impressive you should check out Senmuth or Buckethead (the latter is utter shite, though)
Only Helloween's first three albums and Malmsteen's first four

Yes, it's nu-male repellant

I'd fuck her but she's a total speed fraud.

Opinions on this? After being a big Candlemass (1983*-1992, at least) fanboi for years, I decided to give this a listen and I don't understand why everyone refers to it as technical doom. It sounds a lot like IV but with a harsher edge and even less of a Black Sabbath vibe.


>*Nemesis released a demo that year that included almost every track on their Day Of Retribution album that is basically Epicus Doomicus Metallicus without the awesome vocals, so I consider that their proper start.

Floyd was still tooling up prototypes when that pic was taken

astronoid - air

that album is the metal equivalent of those artsy lovey dovey pornos for nu-males

Since when are those for nu-males? Nu-males watch sissy hypno and femdom videos. I should know, I'm a nu-male.

oh, you said album TITLE

fuck off numale

>fuck off numale
Make me, oldmale

fuck off varg, not all of us have aspie fangirls we can marry

I can be your gf user

kek

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