Does anyone have a hunch that this will flop badly?

Does anyone have a hunch that this will flop badly?

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>cgi apes

lmao REALLY?

>LE CHILDHOOD CUTESY MOVIE TURNED DARK AND MATURE AND SERIOUS

So fucking annoying

Pretty sure samuel L jackson and Digimon hansolo are real.

probably 38% on RT

>It's another "Just have Tarzan fight evil fancy white badguys who want something in the jungle" episode

At this point at least go for the more fantastical elements of classic Tarzan.

WATCH OUT FOR THAT T- *BANG* *OOH!*

They're banking on a large female audience who wants to fuck the actor playing Tarzan. This has been the strategy for every Tarzan movie and even a TV show a few years back.

I'm a straight male and I have zero interest in seeing it, other straight males feel free to weigh in.

>samuel l jackson

does he play the ape

Honestly, I can't even bring myself to watch the trailer from start to finish.

>CGI animals
>CGI jungle
>the blue filter of super serious film making
>the origin story
>the fast paced drumming music of excitement
>elaborate shots spiralling around the jungle following Tarzan swinging all in CGI
>super serious tone

Fuck you, Tarzan.

>budget: $180 million dollars
>lead star: least famous person on the cast t. generic white male
>cgi apes worse than planet of the apes from 2 years ago on lower budget

just just just of the jungle

Margot Robbie looks so much like a hideous frog that they altered how she looks on the poster, they altered sklasgrads face to look more wild as well

It's a shame this is likely to be a flop, and John Carter was a flop, because Edgar Rice Burroughs books are based as fuck.

If someone did them right, with just the right amount of modern updating such that the protagonists weren't always paragons of masculinity and perfect morality, they would make great movies/TV series.

I don't see Samuel Jackson on the cover anywhere.
Did...did they make him a gorilla?

They were probably hoping Margot Robbie would draw the dudes in. They forgot to take her fridge-like figure into account

Another 1900s pulp comic bomb!!!

STOP MAKING THESE ALREADY

HahahahahahahahHahahaha

>white male protagonists in 2016

hahahahaha

Stop it!

Hahaha

Like really? John Carter?????

Lone Ranger????? Green Hornet?
????

Hahahahah stop

That doesn't even makes sense.
Everyone knows that it was the big studios that that invented that "history for children" must be "cutesy" and give them with a feeling of "scapism" too a Magic Safe World.

Movie gone be as dead as Harambe when it hits theaters

it was the other way around

ever heard of greystoke?

Who the hell is Tarzah?

You have alot problems...

>implying it wasnt dark and serious already

someone forgot how Clayton died

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You're a white male!

>If someone did them right, with just the right amount of modern updating such that the protagonists weren't always paragons of masculinity and perfect morality,

Nobody wants to watch "Nu-Male Goes to Mars".

Lone Ranger was fun

this

Its getting marketed awfully. Like i didn't know motherfucking Sammy J was in it. Guy should be in all the commercials

>alexander skarsgard
Was Brendan Frasier too expensive or did he get blacklisted from jungle movies after saying he hated doing george of the jungle?

I will see it

you can't spell

>one of the largest marketing budgets ever

It premieres this week and all I've been seeing is just your standard blockbuster marketing campaign desu.

Which one is Sam L Jackson and which one is Djimon Hounsou on the cover?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's obviously photoshopped, yeah, but Lack of curves aside she's really pretty.

kek

would be a good comedy desu

that fuckin monkey