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I was 9. My step aunt was 16.

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Also 20, what a boring thread

was 14, my sister's best friend aged 12 came into my room and just asked me.

Never. 23 almost 24 here.

Have had the opportunity to get laid about three times now. Always beta out for one reason or another.


First time I was NEET and the girl was kind of a landwhale.

Second time the girl had a kid and a fiance.

Third time the girl was a complete gutter slut and wanted to have public sex.

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ayee i'm a level 22 apprentice.
Are you planning on going full wizard mode?

25 tbh. Not something I'm proud of, but I've made up for it in the years since.

16. Moar like this?

17

>Are you planning on going full wizard mode?

Not by choice.

A lot of it has to do with the fact that I still live at home in the basement. Once I move out I think it will be easier for me to actually want to take a girl back home to my place when there isn't a mound of jizzrags and fast food piled up in the corners of my windowless sex dungeon.

Did the person know you were a virgin?

>be 18
>meet qt 8/10 in cooking classes
>approach her
>we talk for a long time
>manage to go out with her and her cousin
>start going out with her more times
>eventually we meet up at my place
>no one home
>we start kissing and things get spicy
cont?

22

14 with a girl wich was 16, wasted, in a tent with 4 other sleeping ...

>8/10
>just walked up to her
Sure you did user, sure you did

Story?

15, I had sex before I started masturbating which I started doing at 16.

no, plox no cont.

Only virgins use phrases like "things got spicy"

You cant initiate conversation with a girl?

Jesus man, its not THAT hard. Even if she is hot.

Right as we were starting to get hot and heavy, she asked how many girls I'd been with. I admitted she was my first, and she actually seemed pleased about it. I was her first, too, it turned out. That was about the most awkward sex anyone has likely ever had.

7 with an 8 year old girl that tricked me. It wasnt as cool as you'd think. Left me with a lot of anxiety about sex.

I was 21. I thought I would never get laid but one night I was hanging out with a girl and BAM! It just happened.

I was 16, my friends big sister was 34.

For some strange reason, as far FUCKING fetched as this sounds....I believe you user

that was the story ... short and I barely can remeber it ... was really toxicated with alcohol and she was the local slut ...

I can user, but I'm 30. Took me until almost 20 to just walk up and chat up any girl no matter how hot. I just refuse to believe you did at 18

16, nothing too special. Just the perfect moment at the perfect time

22 and virgin here

Post story now

25 and still virgin.

I was wasted - she was sobber

Guess i was around 9 and cousin 8. No penetration but she slided on my dick. We were both naked. This went on for a couple of years. Sometimes with underwear on. Usually we were in missionary but never penetrated. Kept slidin dick between her lips and this is still my fetish to this day. Do it with my wife from time to time and i love it

Believe what you want. I'm not even that user, but just starting a convo isn't that big a deal. Especially in something like cookery class because then you have an easy opener.

21. she was 31. met her in a videogame and 4 days after that we met

>be 18
>never had gf
>no sex

At least I know I'm not alone

currently a 12 year old virgin

pretty normal tbh

i was 16

are you me?

She asked me to play doctor. I looked at her pussy and asshole. She told me to stick a finger in her pussy and I did. I thought that was pretty cool.

Then she said it was my turn to get naked. I said I wadsnt comfortable and she threatened to tell my mom what I did to her. So I got naked and she kissed my Weiner then straddled me. She rubbed her clam on me a bit then put it in and asked if it felt good. I really didn't know what was going on. I felt a cramping in my stomach. Assume shooting blanks.

I was 6
Two friends (girls) got naked in my room while a new years eve dinner, but we finished before parents.
I touched and licked their cunts. That was awesome

>She rubbed her clam on me a bit

I'm dead

must be the sadest story of threat

>17 with girl i knew since i was 14. then she vanished haha. fml

11, it was horrible

the image is from a series called
>munias world

I dont have time for a story though

I'd have to visit the future to know that, OP.

20, a few days after my birthday. I fucked a 16yo at a party when i was high on speed.

Heeey my nigga, same and same.
And like said, not by choice.
Living alone in a rather small apt, no drive to go outside and or socialize and thus my only chance right now would be to either man up and step out or find a grill from an MMO or league or something.

yes please

>be me
>be adulescint
>See girl
>breast to the fuck
>I walk her
>ask she vurgun
>she say yes
>ask if she eats salmon
>she say no
>no take for answer
>fuk her
>shit was cash

Probably this year... If not next year.

I'm 21.

14

First time, I was five. My two older cousins liked to play doctor...
Then again at fourteen. Which turned into a regular thing for a few months. Then nothing till I was eighteen, and only twice with a random slut. And then nothing at all till I was thirty. But I get it regularly now.

Weird shit.

5. Neighborhood girl, she was nearly 5. Female cousin (12) had explained it to me a few days earlier. Neighbor girl was interested and willing.

15

You're assuming you would keep your own place cleaner than you keep the basement.

26. had the opportunity to have sex at age 16'ish and a time or two in college. I never went out of my way to meet women. I'm not a bad looking guy. I just wanted to focus on my education and getting a job before finding a partner.

I was awkward as every virgin was. falling in love with every girl that'd let me finger her, make out, feel tits blah blah blah.

people don't need to worry about others. they need to be more confident in knowing what works for them. when I look back on it (I'm early 30s now) losing my V at 26 wasn't a big deal. if you're the type of person who could casually have sex then good for you. I couldn't...and still can't do that unless I'm in a relationship with a girl. and now I'm married.

16. We were in mid conversation and she just took her pants off and my beta ass was nervous as fuck. Lost it to that Killers song.
youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE

I hope not, it's kinda shitty.

Nice soundtrack to lose it to.

15.

35 yrs old still a virgin
Do I still have to start with the 14 yrs old girls?

Yes

17, in a bathroom fucking a drunk 16 year old

12. Babysitter

fail attempt at spooderman is fail

I was about 7 at the time. One of my dad's friends was watching me while he was out with one of his girlfriends. He introduced me to a game where we got naked together, then he put my dick in his mouth and I did the same to him. Then we went into the bathroom and he washed my dick and ass. Once I was nice and clean he used his tongue on me. Then I went between hand and mouth on him until he came. We did similar things every so often. He bought me the best birthday and christmas presents.

15, had a black guy stuff my cunt in a shed, it was nice but i was dysphoric

Jeez similar story here. First time, I was 8. We didn't *really* know what we were doing, we were just emulating porn we had just seen. I put it in and then she bled and complained it hurt a lot so we stopped but I put my dick in so it counts. I got in a LOT of shit for that when our parents found out what happened and the whole thing messed me up a bit so I wouldn't approach girls again.

Had nothing until I was 23 when I met a girl during my last semester in college. Met her at a house party that I only went to because some of my friends practically begged me to go. We were both bored and started talking. Met her again when I was out buying groceries and she gave me her number. We fucked the next time we met and I got it regular for a few weeks till I graduated and moved away for work. She still had a year left so she had to stay and we didn't really have anything in common so we didn't keep touch and that was the end of that.

Was focused on work and playing MMOs so I got nothing again until just this year when I quit playing. Met her on POF, she's very nice and had an awesome smile in her profile pic so I messaged her and she actually responded so we kept talking. Met a few times for dates then she asked me to go back to her place. She's got a great face and an awesome smile and cool personality. Unfortunately, shes like 5'8" and 220lbs so shes a big girl but I can get a chubby for her so it's not bad. Lets see where we are in a few years.

Your totally right. I also can't fuck girls I barely know

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I think I was 4 or 5, had a friend across the street same age, went under a blanket on the trampoline , he wanted to show me a game, ended up sucking a little and pushed our lil cocklets into each others butt hole.

What I remember most his cock tasted like pee and a got some poop on my tip.

Was over pretty quickly we got bored, loiking back I'm assuming his step dad was molesting him and thats how he learnt the game, poor kid.

Never was the samw after that, I don't think its normal to be sexualized at such a young age.

fedoras are cool.

fuking newfag

I was 17, was fun but definitely not as good as everyone says

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Just Google " straight shota " for moar OP

i do it in a forest with a girl at 13 yrs old, i was 14 yrs old

Quints don't lie.

17. I was a lucky one, the chick was 1/4 retarded.
Siblings were full 'tard. Don't know how she was lucky

Honestly, this famalam. I did it for my first time when I was 18, but the guy pounding my ass was inexperienced and the whole thing was bland as fuck. It is more pleasurable to fap.

17 - first time was a bit awkward, but still tons of fun. Got much better very quickly

i'm not lying,but wasn't a very good experience because my dick ain't that hard you know, not so excited

21 years and counting.

im a virgin. and i dont care about loosing it. im in no rush as i haven't done it i dont see the appeal. its just sex. if you want it go out and get laid. its not hard. i look pretty beta and have had a few girls ask me back to theirs. but i havent been interested.

also some of the reason is most people my age are probably not virgins and could have stds that worries me slightly. and i dont carry condoms around. so it just seems like too much effort to me.

one day ill probably go out and get laid when i feel like it but i would rather be financially stable and have alot of cash to throw around incase it ever led to a relationship or a chick trying to get pregnant by using me