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the soviet union is fake news edition

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maisie

All yanks can fuck off, so can leafs, aussies have been a bit shit lately as well so they can fuck off as well.

>Yank thread

will be doing some drunk vocaroos later
no one even clicks on them anymore though

No (straight but never been close to a girl either)
No (Cardiff)

Yes but pretty much all I drink now is Coke

Are you sure? Is that REALLY how it works? Don't believe it.

I've not seen my dad in 11 months.

I don't live in London but I'd be willing to visit

>he doesn't self medicate with a nightcap and a valium every evening

hey bro wanna grab a pitcher some time and watch the eggball game?

Why do people still bother voting for UKIP. Brexit is happening so what differentiates them from the tories?

>why YES i do say tankards
>why YES i do drink ale
>why YES i do play skyrim
>why YES i am a virgin

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>Are you sure? Is that REALLY how it works? Don't believe it.
If you have no mates then eventually you'll start being recognised and if you're not an autist you can become friendly with the regulars.

A month ago, six African-American teenagers drowned in a single incident in Louisiana, prompting soul-searching about why so many young black Americans can't swim.

When 15-year-old DeKendrix Warner accidentally stepped into deeper water while wading in the Red River in Shreveport, he panicked.

JaTavious Warner, 17, Takeitha Warner, 13, JaMarcus Warner, 14, Litrelle Stewart, 18, Latevin Stewart, 15, and LaDarius Stewart, 17, rushed to help him and each other.

None of them could swim. All six drowned. DeKendrix was rescued by a passer-by.

Maude Warner, mother of three of the victims, and the other adults present also couldn't swim.

lol triggered

sorry about that bud

I'll try harder in this thread

I'd find it a bit weird to meet up with some Muslim kid from Cardiff that I don't know just to get a drink in a pub tbqh

1. Go to your local kickin' sports bar, preferably on a night when the Pats are playing my dude!
2. Slap your dollars down on the bar and order a pitcher of Coors Light
3. Watch as the bardude opens and pours ten bottles consecutively into a perspex container
4. Enjoy in a booth with some nachos while you watch Peyton Manning fucking GO TO TOWN BRO

Nothing more British

you're a bit weird m8 don't think I'll be going to the pub with you

steampunk sherlock nonce

byzantium>istanbul>constantinople

in terms of name aesthetics alone

yeah bro sure
meet me at the bar at 6 (or as military people call it eighteen hundred hours!)

I'm attracted to women desu lads
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>all these posts with lots of words

absolute fucking MONGS. im NOT READING any of your posts.

really makes you think

bit bent

you posted this last thread and it wasn't funny. I'm sorry that you live in the north and your town can only afford to chip in together for one pint a week, but you really should stop taking it out on other people

Can't find the new bird at work on facey b

most distressing

this is fake news

>the container which holds my beer MATTERS, anything more than a pint is YANKISM

watched this last time you posted it, women like this should honestly be killed. corrupting our youth and all that.

and dont fucking hatpost me if you havent watched the video yet.

This. Black people aren't real.

water is our greatest ally

Porsche's in the shop again, lads

shoulda listened to all the naysayers who told me not to buy a thirty year old german rustbucket

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saw these guys when i was in ulan bator, it was incredible
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found the extremely FIT bird on facebook but if you only had seen her pictures you'd think she was ugly

was hoping for some wank material desu

pitchers are obviously full of the shittiest watered down beer available

you can actually choose what beer you want if you get a pint

>gf wants me to go out
>im exhausted from work

help

Why is he so angry?

enjoyed this post

im sure its ulaanbaatar all one word

redpill me on your trip to mongolia in detail
seems cool

that's why god invented drugs

literal definitive proof that you just have never had a pitcher
you go to the bar, ask for a pitcher of [name of beer], and they fill up the pitcher from the exact same tap that they fill up your pint

>go to bar
>ask for a pitcher of something they have on tap
>they give it to you in exchange for money

Fuck is wrong with you

This is one of the main reasons I couldn't handle a relationship. When I get home from work I just wanna sit down and mong out.

Having to constantly go out and do boring shit would do my head in.

say "no, im exhausted from work"

are you this beta or did you just want us to know you had a girlfriend?

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yeah with an added litre of water

>being attracted to a literal whore who sends nudes on snapchat for youtube subs

give your head a wobble mate

dumb implication because people dont drink pitchers by themselves

youre a fucking tasteless runt if you drink beer out of a pitcher rather than a fresh pint from the tap

that is a fact

NEED to move out of this fucking house

about to 2 footed slide tackle her

>Sis plops down on the sofa and complains about being exhausted
>Says her feet hurt
>Offer to give her a foot rub
>She looks at me funnily for about five seconds before declining and leaving the room

Where in that post did I say people drink out of pitchers dumb potato boy

got a hole in my favourite t-shirt

this occurred

very weird

(you, not her)

wasteman movements senpai

disgusting footfag lobotomize yourself

when you implied that people are drinking more than a pint you fucking leaf

you can literally see them fill it up from the same tap
did you think they just sneak into the back room and produce a pitcher to you
is that what northern pubs are like

Did you follow her and ask again?

wait till she's drunk and ask her again

imagine being invested in an argument about pitchers

I didn't mean it sexually, I honestly just wanted to do her a favour

>a pitcher


mmmmah yes I can't wait to have 1 pint of pure head and 2 of warm, flat pisswater yank beer

yeah nah fuck off actually

Imagine not having your own pitcher

>the container which holds my beer MATTERS, anything more than a pint is YANKISM

Read that again before you pull shit out of your arse potato boy

you can change the water content of the tap under the bar

agree with this post but also FOY

don't believe you

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pop pop

desu when I used to the bartender I would always fill the 4pint line to wherever the bottom of the head was

so essentially you'd be getting 4.5 pints, management always told me off for it but I'm not going to dishonour myself by serving someone pure shite

did the same with pitchers of cocktails too, always made them lethal on the sneak

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yanks are alright

on the come up

Nicked a pitcher from the bar lads. Taking it to the house party tonight.

watched that video the yank posted and its just left me EXTREMELY depressed

I see I missed something, where did this photo come from?

>not sharing a pitcher of purple haze
Enjoy wasting money

neither is more than a pint unless you are drinking out of the pitcher

nonce

Now that's what I call a daring synthesis of obscure /brit/ memes.

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sipping on a very nice French blonde beer, gonna whip up some dinner in a bit lads.

Could do with a nice benzodiazepine

As I suspected, you Germans are all paedos.

good lad

hate it when some slag barmaid gives me a pint that's 30% head

the idea is there but just misses the mark

6/10

Don't make it about northern pubs. I live in Yorkshire and used to get jugs/pitchers of beer with mates all the time. It works out slightly cheaper than buying individual pints. Never quite seems to fill four pints though.

glad someone finally said it

*pours myself another ice cold refreshing beer*

but what container is your beer in?

Facebook meme of deanos commentating over slideshows of kids nightclub pics

Lancaster reporting
see you in Study Rooms

no mate it's just depressing

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those things are sickly af, Freshers-tier beverage.

does the coaster/saucer on top of a cup keep the contents warm?

good lad

tell us what its about at least aha