>Everybody is sayiing that there is going to be a coup d'etat
>Military is deployed
>There is a riot on Downtown
>Fake bombs
How is your day going int?
Everybody is sayiing that there is going to be a coup d'etat
I thought this was a thread about my country to be quite honest
Nah i expect the master of your lands to at least hold on two years at least
another one? is it due to PCC taking over the drug traffic in Paraguay and almost all over South America?
much better than yours because i didn't even turn on the tv
Gave me a giggle
Nah, we dont narco shit here. This is Pro election vs No elections
>is it due to PCC taking over the drug traffic in Paraguay and almost all over South America?
you might be onto something, because some sicarios attacked a radio in Pedro Juan last night
>Pro election vs No elections
lol wut
>Implying that i see the jew machine on my free times
I got the news in the radio and from some friends in the army
Again?
Woops, i meant Re-Elections.
Lul, this, I was expecting a USA flag
i thought you were the one with a job at public office
how's the traffic if you're from Asunción?
>master of your lands
The CIA won't even give him access to information anymore
He's denounced all media as fake news
Journalists are activelly calling for a "deep state" coup
We're fucked senpai
>two paraguayans in the same thread
What the fuck
>you might be onto something, because some sicarios attacked a radio in Pedro Juan last night
PCC (Primeiro Comando da Capital - SP) killed the biggest drug lord in paraguay and took over your drug trafficking and wanted to establish monopoly all over south american trade. Comando Vermelho (RJ) got pissed and started to negotiate a drug route through Colombia, and PCC got pissed and started to kill every CV member at our prisons country-wide. Also there is a rumor that politicians want the Borders secure so they get the drug trafficking trade for themselves, making everything go hayware and full blown chaos
Nah nigga, im a private consultor. Have some friends in the army, i was chatting with them and they heard that the minister of defence want to convene them
it's the end of the world m8
i know all that
what's the next step of their masterplan?? that's what i want to know
>PCC (Primeiro Comando da Capital - SP) killed the biggest drug lord in paraguay and took over your drug trafficking and wanted to establish monopoly all over south american trade. Comando Vermelho (RJ) got pissed and started to negotiate a drug route through Colombia, and PCC got pissed and started to kill every CV member at our prisons country-wide. Also there is a rumor that politicians want the Borders secure so they get the drug trafficking trade for themselves, making everything go hayware and full blown chaos
You are right my Ciudad del este friend, but this is asuncion Issues. Political issues
lost the cricket so I went to bed angry
what the?? who you lost to?
ah ok. sorry sir i confused you with another user
.... cómo se decía 'acuartelados' en inglés?
Are you in dangerous?
Oh well.
You better stock ammo and food then
Im trying to do that right now, have 20 rounds of 22. and food for one week
>coup d'etat
Why isn't there a direct translation of this in english.
We have it portuguese it's called a '' Golpe de Estado''.
meh I don't know maybe some assassinations, and Temer getting fucked maybe? I mean leftist politicians didn't meddle with drug trafficking because they wanted to legalize it, meanwhile right-wingers want a share of it.
Not really, im just posting cuz they might cut electricity or interwebs
Quartered
That's Spanish, not portugués mate
cricket
NZ got raped by South Africa
Hit of state, but is rarely used and i am a very fancypants man
>20 rounds of 22.
nice meme
best of luck lad. remember to not go outside when shit breaks down.
probably cause coup d'etat sounds cool
>they might cut electricity
PFFFFFFFFTT
but that happens all the time, no need for a coup to happen
it's the same in portuguese... when written
they read it "golpi dyi stadu"
damned zaffers. sorry for your loss
Thats all i could get. It will scare niggers and looters
Also i might have some bullets of 9mm somewhere behind my bed
>PFFFFFFFFTT but that happens all the time, no need for a coup to happen
Kek, but last time that there was a threat our nigga cartes cut the supplies.
Thanks, i will not put a single foot outside of my house
Yeep, but this time might even be serius
>remember to not go outside when shit breaks down
that goes without saying
but it depends on how close you're to the epicenter too
true, true
btw what do you know about the bolivares smuggled into our country that were discovered because the truck bringing them had a road accident?
There is, we just call it "foreign policy"
Eran para usar como materia prima para falsificar dolares, paso por todo brasil, llego aca, se estacionaron ilegalmente, se les pillo, la poli vino y lo iban a llevar al BCP para contarlos, pero en el camino, el camión transganado que los llevaba se volcó
Kek.
ajajaja y no hubo vecinos tratando de llevarse los billetes? clásico ese
murrifats on fire tonight
y no hubo vecinos tratando de llevarse los billetes?
Y eso no lo se, estan resguardado por la Policia
Why you hate eachother this time now?
fpbp
ajajaj famoso vuelca un camión y los perros están pescando para llevar las cosas, no pudieron esta vez
ahí hicieron un hilo bait los brazucas querés responder? che kaigüéma
Nambrena cheraa, al pedo.
Plus, we all know their world famous "sopa de macaco"
Diogenes Martines, Minister of Defence, is called for a "Political judgment"
Last time this occurred, a lot of people got rekt hard.
[spoiler]post anime qts pls[/spoiler]
is your english right? Diógenes called for impeachment or he is going to get impeached?
[spoiler]bueno ya que[/spiola]
He is going to get inpeached.
BUT he summoned cops and military to go to the street, whatever that means. I can really say that there is a lot of details
Today has been pretty good.
Hang in there Paragay.
I will, or else, who will shitpost on Hilo Latino and post in /c/
ahahahaha nah it's ogre now. opareí
I LOVE THIS SHITHOLE!
i thought this thread was about Yugoslavia
Ah fuck ,what the fuck i am even suppoused to do with this bunker i digged in my backyard. Dammit
what the fuck happened????
Dont worry eastyurop bro, Bomb has been defused