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Here's some fuzz and food edition.

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STOP CALLING ME GAY

>hey I would like to buy some medicine so my aging father does not die
>ah, but in this utopian society, we do not have monetary value. You must work for it!
>but he needs it right now, or he'll die
>NONSENSE, TO THE FIELDS WITH YOU

Sorry faggot

10/10

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I'm a proud member of the latinx community. I travel to Mexico on mission trips building houses for locals and teaching the importance of gender equality.

If you have a bf/gf then what's stopping you from having sex all the time?

literally nothing wrong with driving a charger

sex is just sex
you can only bust a nut that many times before it get boring

becuz

Yes there is

gf just faxed me this

On an objective level all cars have flaws, on a subjective level I disagree, but I'm too lazy to argue.

I personally like The Beach Boys much more than the Beatles. But then again I am very weird.

name one

capitalism is a disease that has affected modern man in such a way that we are no longer a species but merely fully atomized individuals operating on pure greed at the expense of life itself

>when footchink posts webms of people getting torn to pieces

better than zip foot posting

post dank liveleaks

WELCOME 2 DA JUNGLE. I cringed.
>boom goes the dynamite
that banter tho

liveleak.com/view?i=85f_1392998058

The new ones look like ass

>implying Im putting down 3 grand on a new one

You didn't say it was an old one

35 grand*

fuck

>buy a new car
>drive it for 30 minutes
>it just lost 30% of it's value

that's a dude, faggot

fpbp

So a previous gen? Enjoy your horridly cheap looking plastic interior.

I emailed them my audition lads.
I hope they like it.

>being anti capitalist means you're a communist

TOP KEK mate

well duh

you think a college student could just afford a new model? Im no trust fund bastard

I don't know your financial situation

No bully

"no"

>the guncam video soundtrack
>welcome to the jungle
>for whom the bell tolls
>System Of A downsyndrome

this guy is either a veteran that loves killing ragheads or a kid with dyed hair and a neckbeard

Does anyone have the Nazi picardia that says something like "When your ideology is based on racial strength but you lost the only war you fought"?

*bullies*

>Trump's approval now under 40%
RIP

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And Hillary had a 98.7% chance of winning.

Really makes me not care

It was about them being beaten by subhumans

Turns out its really easy to make arbitrary statistics

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youtube.com/watch?v=Nrb3EqGEI_E

How do I tell the difference between Dominicans and Mexicans, /cum/?

Hitler's own narcissism is to blame. He fancied himself a brilliant military tactician (which he was not) but some of his top generals were.
They (the generals) respected him/feared his wrath too much to second question his maneuver.
They waited a year too long to push to Moscow, the streets had turned to mud, the soviets had time to crank out arms and dig in and lend lease and been signed and sealed. Had the krauts BLITZ'd at the appropriate time as his top military advisors suggested we would be living in a different history.

Fucking horrifying desu.

leftenant
kernel

why

>confusing opinion gallups with predicting the future
and I thought germans were supposed to be smart

>lieutenant
Because in the olden days people could interchange "u" and "v", thus the pronunciation for "Lievtenant" became the standard in the commonwealth. It's pronounced "lootenant" in the US to this day.

>Colonel
Frogs couldn't say "colonel", so they corrupted it to "coronel", which was formerly another spelling for it before the current one stuck.

>Leftenant
Limey get out

>They waited a year too long to push to Moscow, the streets had turned to mud, the soviets had time to crank out arms and dig in and lend lease and been signed and sealed
Wasn't it because if his stupid obsession with Stalingrad? I also remember something saying they fucked up by not capturing the caucus oil fields when they could have.

nonsensical post

1812 will commence again and canada will be liberated

trump could rape a child and rednecks would try to justify it

My understanding is they went for the Caucasus oilfields (kursk was a clusterfuck and a hard defeat) when they should have pushed for Moscow instead. To kill the snake you must cut off the head.

I would like to put down a down payment on a gf

My ass still hurts

so this means we get to burn the white house down again


cool

Democrats do it and leftists try to justify it

I cant believe you guys allowed footkraut to make a thread

I didn't

Would never make such a shit edition.
Alf sucks.

>pokemon go releases gen 2 pokemon
>my area is almost nothing but snubbuls

>he still plays Pokémon go

lmao how low can you go?

i spend the night in jail

Go to Eastern Europe and get one

Por que?

LATE IN THE HOT JOINTS TAKIN THE PILLS
IN WALKED A SHERIFF FROM JERICHO HILL

>go to ukraine
>get shot/head bashed in by drunken slav

or

>take qt gf back to the states
>she leaves me for a richfag

>super cringey wanna-be socialist/communist as a middleschooler

>only people I could find with the same ideas was on one really obscure free-registration forum

>now adays there are likely some of the same type of cringey kids except they have 50% of reddit that share their opinions

the internet will ruin us

WE

See, if you talk loud shit footkraut just shuts the fuck up.
He just needs someone to put him in his place. Dude's a pussy.
Learn from the best I am the grandmaster.

BUILT

How does /cum/ spend their days off?
I just watch tv, browse the internet, and play vidya all day until it's time to take a shower and go to sleep

dudeweedlmao
48 hrs obligatory for posession then being procesed by a judge to determin if you go from 3 to 6 months in prison or go to rehab or go to sign some shit to some place everyday for one year.
but since this is mexico my dad payed some extra money and took some from my bank account to set me free after 26 hours behind bars

>again
The Bongs got btfo by the weather when they tried

got to love corruption

what did you even post? I don't pay attention to balt flags

lol but narcos are free to do what they like huh
MeJico's a funny place

By shitposting on /cum/

Mexico sounds great desu

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masturbated to some jav

nice!

police bussines idea:

>let the big guys distribute the weed through the country
>go after students, pot head workers or anyone who has enough money to pay his freedom
>scared them into thinking they're going to prison for years even after the 48 hours
>get scared and call mommy
>will pay ''anything'' to get my son out of jail because ''he is a gud boi''

shall be watching my animes

I've never masturbated b4 how is it? Might try desu

i was generally dissatisfied before and i still am

>President Trump’s “campaign-style rally” is an excuse from the White House for Trump to spend his 3rd straight weekend in at his private club in Florida at a cost to taxpayers of $3 million. The total cost of Trump’s weekends in Florida amounts to a bill of more than $10 million.

wow I hate Trump now

should I go buy chocolate pretzels yes or no

discuss

FRANKd

Yes

This weed sucks

kek

I'm calling the cops

You're going to fucking jail

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best girl(rabbit)

neighbors dog just ran into my house again

you can legally shoot it

Do you have a door?

it was left open doofus
i should have