How would your father react, when he finds out you masturbate to girls with a Penis?

How would your father react, when he finds out you masturbate to girls with a Penis?

Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.

He would continue to love me, unconditionally.

You can't masturbate to a girl with a penis. If it has a penis it's not a girl. So, no problem

Iam straight and masturbate to girls with a feminine penis who are penetrating girls with a vagina.

My parents told me that they were okay if I were gay, but only if I used two condoms.

My dad would dress me like a girl and fucks me in the ass so I guess he is cool with it.

Pretty well. My first TS pron was finding a videotape of my dads with tgirls fucking.

I dated a tgirl for a while. she was fun, but psychotic.

I guess it runs in the family.

how would my father react if he found out I stole my mom's tights and wore them and posted pics for Sup Forums, :3

You mean be a faggot?? No im not a faggot... So gtfo faggot

Weirded out but he wouldn't be angry or anything like that

Probably about the same as when he walked into my room while I was pounding my boyfriend, turned in mid step and walked away mumbling something about me at least being the "pitcher", also I learned a valuable lesson about locking my bedroom door too.

Did you ever ask him for advice?

You are masturbating to a dude with small dick and tits who fucks a girl.

>girls with a Penis
doesn't exist

My father is the girl I fap to with a penis

more webms please

He prolly wanks to it too.

Sarina Valentina with an ass full of cement vs Bailey Jay with cock of steel, who would win?

he'd think I was confused or something, but he'd love me anyway

I don't have a dad, if I did, I'm confident I could whoop his ass. So I don't care. fucking lady boys is older than civilization, you don't like it? Fuck you.

My dad probably assumes I masturbate to girls with a penis. What else am I supposed to use, a toe?

He's really accepting, when he is in my life. So he probably wouldn't care.

Well you do, or at least you did.

I do not know, my dad died of an overdose, and I hardly see my mom because she works as a prostitute all day, all this because I'm black?

Sarina, it has more mass

He wouldn't give a fuck

Idk I haven't met him.

Like this

If he didn't approve, I wouldn't give a single fuck. It would easily be an upgrade to the gremlin he keeps bringing over.

*men with a penis

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Wow, so many false premises in one question.
1. My dad's dead. If I want his reaction to anything I'll break out the Ouija board.
2. Girls don't have penii, you societally brainwashed cuck.
3. I don't masturbate to anything that has a penis. Ever. I even avoid mf porn, favoring all female or solo whenever possible.
4. Yeah I know this post is bait, but whatever I'm in a curmudgeonly mood.

*boys pretending to be ladies

>I even avoid mf porn
I think you might be genuinely gay.

P-sure my dad masturbates to girls with a penis. One time my brother walked in on him jackin it while watching a harry potter movie. Hermione was on the screen.

A man whos trying to over compensate for being in the closest. Even straight guys can handle seeing dicks with no reaction so MF porn is fine but you my friend avoid it. What else ya avoiding fag.

Don't procreate. The mutated gene should die with you.

*men with a penis

Cool story, bro.

I haven't talked to my father in years. I'd assume mildly compared to when he found out I had a vasectomy so his "legacy" dies with me.

This is my take on traps. If you watch trap on trap or traps masturbating you're gay. If there are no biological females in the video you're gay. If you watch a trap having sex with a biological female it's about as gay as watching a porno with a guy in it fucking a girl. Trap on woman is not gay. How would it be? In fact, if anything, it's less gay, because the man is more feminine. And I hate trap porn. This is just my take.

i am a girl with a penis and i have two mums

male sperm was introduced to biological mom 1 via in vitro fertilization and inserted into mom 2 for pregnancy

i dont know what its like to have a strong male role model around but my moms love me very much

closeted homo nerd detected
kys

My dad's dead and there is no afterlife, so - joke's on you.

If i watch a dude fucking a girl, its hot because I'm pretending to be the guy, plowing the girl.

If I watch a dude in a dress fuck a girl and I find it hot, it either has to do with my urge to be in a dress and fuck a girl, a sexual attraction to the man in the dress.

Grow up already. You dont need elaborate rationalizations to get off to penis.

i found crossdressing porn on my dads laptop so i really doubt he'd care

pro tip girls do not have penis
so you talking about masturbating to guys jacking off , your a FAGGOT

So, the guy who prefers not to look at cocks is the gay one. In fact, if I see a dude with fake tits and a huge schlong and don't get turned on, I'm definitely gay. Got it.
Sup Forums in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen.

My father died 21 years ago.

*i am a man

>>girl
>>penis

pick one

Who is dis?? I need the sauce plz

Who is dis?? I need the sauce plz ??!?

>tits don't turn you on more than dicks scare you of your own latent gayness
So gay.

I think my Dad would be cool with it.
We are pretty sure he was fucking the toothless old black woman who lived over the hill.
Also he tried to fuck my sister, so......

Bailey Jay?

You must be new here.

you are gay admit it, you are posting in a thread about women with penisses and are looking for homosexuals.

iam homo too. so dont be shy.

>girl
>penis
pick one