Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do???

kill her cause shes a feminist

ask her to cast a spell to make a more attractive woman appear

Fucking carpenters left one of the planks standing around again ...

Emma Watson why are you not in the kitchen?

Shoot her for burglary

Give her some shitty book and kick her out

violently and brutally rape her and tell her to stop being a dumb feminist cunt

> Ignore completely
> Yell for my mom to make me some pizza rolls
> Go to my basement fortress and log into Sup Forums

post spider mans

I'd feed her eggs

ask her to sign all my shadman prints of her

chek'd

not letting her leave till she fixes these Hiroshima flat tits of hers

I would stupify her, then slytherin to her hufflepuff

offer a drink

Ask my wife why emma's there.

hang up her coat

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if she isn't standing in the kitchen, I slap her all the way to the motherfuckin' kitchen

Tell her to get out of my house before I call the cops.

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I would lick her anus and inner bootyhole

Ask her if she's got any toilet paper on her because I have to shit real bad. And it won't be pretty.

Have her arrested for trespassing

"How you doin'?"

> 911 operator how may I assist you?
>We have found a witch, may we burn her?
>How do you known she is a witch?
> She looks like one!
> please describe her for me.
>I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!
>ehh... but you are dressed like one.
>They dressed me up like this!
>naah no we didn't... no.
>And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
>Well?
>Well we did do the nose
>The nose?
> ...And the hat, but she is a witch!
>(all: yeah, burn her burn her!)
>Did you dress her up like a witch?
>No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
>What makes you think she is a witch?
>Well, she turned me into a newt!

Grab her right by the pussy

>Lock her in the basement. Rape her tenderly. Eventually I will probably get bored of fucking her three times a day and might start experimenting with light torture to get a reaction out of her. Eventually I would probably escalate until I wind up strangling her to death with my dick in her ass.

thats how my dad met my mom

Such hostility!

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I would bury my face in this muffpatch

Cum inside her

silly kitter, kettles are for tea, you are not tea you are kitter

Tie her down. Scoop out an eye. Skull fuck her. Disembowel her. Cut one end of her large intestine. Fuck her intestine.

I would creampie her tight ass and have a little taste

pretty accurate

She's kind of average, so I dunno. Ask wtf she's doing there, I guess,

where do i need to log in?

Sup Forums.org/login

Do a 360 and walk out of there

I'd show her this pic, and ask why she looks like a man?

Honestly I would probably lock the doors and rape the shit out of her, maybe for multiple days so she can get comfortable over time... Don't care if jailed for 15 years after.

>dropping the same bait in the same thread

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