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MHMMMMMMM NOOTKA Edition

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cara

who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?

thread claimed by sweden hahahaahahhahahaa

Not how you announce a new thread

Going down the pub

need a pitcher the week I've had

hmmmMMMM?

ahyesahyesahyes

I made the Deano post

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWHATCHA SAAAAAAAAAAAAY

you did not

baby girl quit all the banter

Parents sold my grandparents house to move to a new area when I was born, got what would be about $350,000 today

Same house in the same area today would easily go for up to or over a million
hmmm

mhmmmm powder mhmm

*spits out cowshit*

DAH EEST INDIA COMPANEH

off the flats i cant dance !!!

Ah yes British homes. PLEASE Mr Shekelberg can I PLEASE spend 30 years paying off a mortgage on a 600sq/ft home that costs £200,000

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Spacesynth

and now where will you turn now your 15 minutes of fame is over

you are just another anonymous face in the crowd

might quit my job and do this road ting instead

canadian tier post

*shows you to the door*

First for Lidl goats cheese and pesto focaccias

How long until the housing bubble bursts? I refuse to pay the kinds of money people are asking for such shit properties

that or pay a landlord for something you will never own.

LIDL and ALDI are fucking shit

all their products taste like shit

would rather pay 20p more and not buy things that TASTE LIKE SHIT

girl at the boulangerie was stunning

*walks slowly to the new thread, unabashed at all the grimy runts rushing past*
*approaches the best seat in the house which has accumulated a rather large crowd of runts*
*push through the rabble towards the front*
*the runts are staring in disbelief at the piece of parchment on the chair that reads "reserved"*
*removes the notice and parks my authorized behind*

>rentcucks
>paying shekelstein for 10 years and then having no recourse when he wants to kick you out

>Not amassing huge debts and tax bills but moving around constantly to avoid them

Calcified.

*walks into a Chicago dive bar after a long day on the beat*
*pulls up a stool*
*leans over the bar and sighs*
*barman approaches, wiping the inside of a glass*
"gimme a pitcher" I growl
*the barman walks towards the taps*
"make it a double"

*bursts the housing bubble*

Wrong

just gonna live with my parents till they die and I get the house

that's how it works in most other european countries and nobody seems to give a shit

>unironically voting Tory after they fucked an entire generation of young people out of prosperity by continuing to inflate the property bubble

gov.uk/bank-holidays

Here you go worker slave, these are the days your government has allowed you to breathe on

Truth

t. working class

brexit induced depression in about 2 years

p.s buy gold

that's chav behaviour, get some balls kevin

>ized

YANKYANKYAAAAAAAAANK

*calls the pit boss*

can you get a pitcher of whiskey?

You had your chance with based Miliband, it's too late lad

>Don't forget to pay your bills goyim!

what kind of a question is this you moron

*heems your space elevator*

It really isn't...Yes they stay at home longer, but not that long, you man-child.

phoned the weedman after work but he told me to phone back later

now i can't be arsed to go out to get it

Considering purchasing a flat in Newcastle, lads.
I reckon it's gonna gentrify.

just cooked a (lit emoji) risotto

someones a bit bitter

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i dont, they are all direct debit. dont you have it in Germania?

these two men single-handedly control the british government and there is nothing you can do about it

>moving around constantly to avoid them
dont think thats how it works mate

>criticising somebody getting a mortgage

what planet are you on

>Based Miliband

But David was never leader of Labour :S

listening to this

Will rent my garage (roughly 450 sq ft) to a qt British boy if you agree to suck my willy sometimes

wtf is a luftballon lol?

>dad's making fun of me again
really not very funny dad

Could you give me a quick rundown on them?

a lot of aldi stuff is good in my experience. also lidl bockwurst are great for hot dogs

oh dare

Except it is. Even easier with Brexit.

wtf!?!

Just made fun if my wife's son

Lmao he's such a little noob

I would literally manhandle every person in this thread

Unorically Eastern Euro.

I earn well above average and will probably inherit half a million+ but, yes I am. Why wouldn't you be?

get a job and move out, then?

Made spaghetti earlier (around 5pm) and already hungry again

Hahahahahahahaha

Fuck this shit

russian engineering student in imperial

theyre fire blud

am a lonely aspie virgin haha

i don't even fucking live with them im at uni and hes making fun of me for being lonely

Gay romanian veggie.

>get a job and move out, then
fucking hate this

I literally can't object to anything in my house anymore without being told I can easily move out if I don't like it

Pisses me off rightly

alri Krzysiek (pronounced Steve)

when you cook a lovely meal but got no one to share it with

you'll be fine then

alri grzegorz

iktf

>tfw no french gf who cooks french food

hmmm yesss who will i share this bowl of instant noodles and some canned tuna bits with

Tell him that when it's time to put him in a home you'll pick one with notoriously abusive staff.

*annexes Alsace-Lorraine*

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Its not your house though, and I think they want you gone. Frankly if you were my son and giving my that attitude in my own house I'd batter the shite out of you.

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this man just posted in, not the old thread, but the one BEFORE that
the absolute state

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I know this feel, comrade frog.

bitches dont know about my cuisine

feel u

>being in debt to the banking jew

just subscribed to r/slightlychubby

>Rothschilds bow to Chuckle Brothers

>In contact with aliens

>Possess psychic-like abilities

>Control Britain with an iron but fair fist

>Own castles & banks globally

>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Chucklegrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Chuckle babies

>both said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Chucklebots inside you right now

>The Chuckle Brothers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

>They learned fluent English in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Chuckle Brothers. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Chuckle

>They are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>Most of the people on this website have their life defined by key presses, mouse clicks and cursor movements

tbf he's on lsd

you know something has gone wrong when poland looks nicer than britain

gf just faxed me this