Thinking of getting a prostitute tonight. I've never done this. What should I expect? Do you put it on your card...

Thinking of getting a prostitute tonight. I've never done this. What should I expect? Do you put it on your card, or do you do cash? Should I get a hotel or have her come to my condo? Do they let you go bareback or do you always have to have a condom? Will they let you do whatever, or do you have to pay for fuck/suck/anal/tittyfuck/etc?

What is anons experience?

Ask them if they don't mind being filmed. Cause then, Shes an Actress, not a prostitute, Which is legal.

Cash, dummy. Don't have them at your house, got to an "incall" at her place or a hotel she already has. Always wear a condom for vaginal or anal. Text and ask how much for an hour or "what are your rates." Don't ask about specifics too much or you'll freak her out. Most don't do anal.

and start calling/texting now... sometimes they are busy...

Condoms always kill the sensation. Can you go bareback if you pay extra? What about creampies?

u dont wanna fuck hoes raw thats a no no

>What should I expect?
lifetime herpes

I think you mean Condors* You're welcome.

just had a friend catch the hiv from this very thing, wrap it up bro

This nigga knows the ropes with a hooker. Exactly what he says. Try to negotiate for GFX when you get to her location (that's bareback bj and condom vaginal sex) get her to agree to do whatever while the timer is running, I usually get my regular provider to do bbbj then ride me for a while before rolling her over and pounding it doggy til I cum. (she has actually offered to let me hit it raw too but I don't) then we kind of catch our breath for a min then she's back down sucking my cock. Usually fuck her at least twice in a half hour session. A lot of times she keeps going after the timer goes off because she gets into it. I've fucked her for like an hour and a half before and only paid for like HH. Try to find a good one who actually enjoys her work, and then try to become a regular. She may give you lower rates or special privileges (like letting you go raw, cum inside of her, free upgrades to anal, etc) Or may even invite you to sleep over. Have fun and stay safe user, the world of Pay to Play isn't all bad.

Caught HIV because no condor? Brutal. I fucked this super babe one time (and many others, but this one particular time) and then legit thought I had HIV because I found out that she was an escort soon after. And because she gave me herpes. Kek. True story. No condor use that time.

You're quite the newbie. Don't do it tonight. Do your homework. This is a decent start. But you need to learn a lot more about this before you dip your toe in that pool.

Otherwise you might get caught, robbed, killed or all three.

Dude just jump right in. Nothings going to happen

Don't listen to this moron. There is absolutely no danger in engaging a sex worker. The laws are just slap on the wrist penalties (misdemeanor crime in most states with small fine and no jail time) and most are simply women trying to make ends meet and are pretty trustworthy. Don't buy these horror stories about 'whores robbing johns' or 'pimps stabbing johns and robbing them' or the untra fictional police sting operations. That shit only happens in the movies. Just go on and contact the cheapest worker you can find and take any opportunity to go bareback if you get the chance. Little known secret, most hookers prefer you to go raw.... Even though they say 'make sure you wrap it up' they really want you to fake it and go in bareback. I have raw dogged and came inside of over 200 streetwalkers and like 300 backpage escorts in the last few years. No std's, no problems. Don't buy into the fear mongering moral fags user.

25 bucks per blowjob

L2world

prostitutes take card nowadays?

Find a site that has plenty of ads for escorts in your area. try backpage.com nightshift.co Nightshift is good because they also have reviews. Best if you can get reviews for the wore you want to see.

Go to their incall. Don't let the whores come to your house. You will get robbed either while she's there (baby go take a shower real quick for me) or later when her pimp comes back.

Going to her room has some risk. Cops like to set stings under their conditions. If you get busted, it will be on the street (DO NOT do street whores ever for so many reasons) or it will be at an incall (you go to "her" place).

It's safer to get a hotel room and get one to come to your place. Cops almost never but you that way. They can't control the sitution. Ex. you wouldn't open the door for a dude - they don't want to risk you let in the female cop and then close and lock the door and incapacitate her. Downside - it's a lot harder to get a whore to come to your room. Same reason, she has more risk of getting busted or not being safe that way.

Many are ripoffs, have horrible service, aren't the girl in the picture etc. That's why review sites are so important if you can find it for your area. If you can, only see well reviewed whores. Always avoid those without reviews and those who seem to good to be true.

This is a start. You've got a LOT to learn. Use the google. Ask me questions here.

your mom does

You have a disease

Your mother is a plopkoek!

Johnfag here,

Do your research. Spend some time on review sites. Read girl's advertisements and profiles. You'll see some common threads (e.g. when sessions go bad, what not to do, etc).

Basic primer on services (menu) for newfags:
The standard GFE includes CFS, CBJ/BBBJ, sometimes Greek (with upsell), and usually DFK

First, its important to make a distinction between putting your thing in a hole, and cumming in that hole.

Fucking (full service - FS):
Hookers/escorts will fuck you in all the basic positions, with a condom (CFS)
Bareback (BBFS) is rare. Some guys are able to negotiate it, though. Girls who do BBFS often rely on the pull-out method.
Creampie (vagina is CIP, ass CIA) is more rare. I've seen a few girls advertise this on a 'with recent test' basis.

Oral (BJ)
As above, CBJ is with condom. Basically all hookers offer atleast this service.
BBBJ is without condom. Upwards of 60% of escorts do this, but only fraction of them also do CIM. There is even another distinction when it comes to swallowing and spitting.

Anal (Greek):
Many escorts offer this, but its not 'guaranteed' like CFS + some sort of BJ. The girl's preference is largely based on if she does/doesn't like it. Its customary for Greek to be an upcharge, even if the girl does it regularly.

Kissing (french kiss- light or deep - LFK/DFK)
LFK is the basic level. My suspicion is that the reason girls don't do DFK is just personal preference.

Try to decide what you want before you go into a session. Usually you can tell if something is available based on reviews/profiles, or sometimes by asking.

I've been on erotica, but never Nightshift because you have to make an account, and that sounds sus to me. Any other sites you'd recommend for reviews?

Topkek what a brilliant idea. Then threaten to leave when she says no. She will jump you in order to get your money, after all, she is a whore.

If she goes bareback with you she goes bareback with EVERY other guy she whores out to. Who knows what those guys have and have given her? Are you crazy?

Last thing you want is herpes, that shit is crazy annoying. Not to mention HPV or even HIV. Use a fucking condom you numnut.

+ much of the rest of this thread

... shows that even prostitutes require more social skills than I have in order to fuck them.

Suicide?

ikr it sounds like a paying for a date but the woman is easy

that's about it any more. used to be some great sites, all shut down by the fbi. sucks.

try Eros. never seemed to have a critical mass of recent reviews but it might be better than nothing.

are you in a big city or major metropolitan area? I'm in the Bay Area here and it's good to be a monger (aka whore-monger aka one who visits whores).

You can try Escort Maps and RubMaps for escorts and massage parlors respectively. YMMV depending on your location.

Just get the nightshift account. Signup with a throwaway email address - not work or home. Just get a free account from Yahoo or whatever and use it only for that.

Also, get a prepaid phone. Don't call whores with your real phone and phone number. Some will do shit like call and text you days/weeks/months/years later to try to drum up business when it's slow. prepaid burner phone from any walmart, drugstore anywhere is the answer.

if they let you film, they will charge for it. if you ask for anything special, they will charge for it. they figure if it means that much to you, you're going to be willing to pay. (see user's answer on anal)

Never heard of Nightshift. Where you based bro?
Eccie dot net is where its at for Texas bros

Agreed, photos/videos are an opportunity to upcharge, not a strategy to make things 'legit.'

San Francisco bay area

lots of delicious Asian whores at good prices with great menus

and all other flavors too, but i got the yellow fever and I'm in the right place.

Cool beans
There are quite a number of Asians showing up in Texas too, but I'm worried they are trafficked. Just alot of red flags- there will be 4-6 of them under the same management, don't speak the language (e.g. the pimp posts all ads/handles booking), bunch of them have cheapo implants, and they get shipped around between cities all the time.

There are a small number of local independent hapas that are american-born but their rates are insane.

That phone is good advice, I'd thought about the burner for the obv reasons, but not for them calling or texting me. I'm in the Boston area, so there's a lot advertised on websites, but I'm sure you know as well as I do that they seem sketch af. I've been going to local strip clubs every now and again trying to see if they're into anything without asking them.

this literally won't stop it from being a crime.

trafficked whores are more fiction than fact. they know just what they're doing and why they're doing it. they're sending money back home, they're gambling it away, they're buying Louis Vuitton bags.

there's always craigslist too. but reviews are key. otherwise you'll be disappointed, ripped off and maybe arrested.

Thanks user, maybe I'll give them a try

Why not google voice bro?
Don't gotta carry around a burner that people will find/question. Though if your SO goes through your real phone, I understand

500 women? Feel like I should shake this guy's penis.

Alright Harvard, stop ruining our fun.

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