Fleshlight thread?

Fleshlight thread?
Fleshlight thread

They have their cyber sale going on right now so I'm finally buying one of these fucking things.

which one should I get?
I'm thinking about buying one of those combo packs and save even more shekels.

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get the asshole its the best

I have the stu. It's pretty nice. I had the flight before that. The suction on the flight is insane.

I'm not sure which i like more.

here's a discord for discussing fleshlights discord.gg/0jvY53qVKTndooHP

get this:
>fleshie.com/stamina-training-unit-fleshlight-review/

i have the stoya one as well but the stu is my favorite (both are great though) i don't think you can go wrong with any fleshlight tbh.

Fleshlights are great if you have an average skinny dick. No matter the internal texture, a thick penis will push all of the lube to the rear. You'll have your dick inside of an unlubricated flexible tube.

How do I clean it if I cum in one?

I have a thick dick and they still feel great. You just reapply lube you lazy fuck. Usually i use spit anyway.

You don't, use your dried cum as lube

Which one though?
Thanks i'll look into the stu

You just think you have a thick dick, sorry.

Cleaning is the worst part. I take it into the shower with me the next time i shower and run water through it. Then dry it off completely with a towel.

you just run water trough it and let i dry like a doctor

Fleshlights are designed for the average penis. That's all I'm saying. If you are happy with a poorly lubricated artificial vagina, fine. Others may not be.

Yeah this, get the STU

>like a doctor
>doctor
what???

youtube.com/watch?v=uV4qgYKejnI

humble brag?

I bought the torrid and really enjoy it. If you warm it up and lube it enough it almost feels real

has anyone tried the ice thingy?
is the material any different?

nice, how do you warm it up?

Also look into meiki, those are really good.

I recommend this

Agreed, got the STU is great but clean up takes forever. That why i only use it on occasion

...

It takes me under a minute... Do you have ocd?

At first, I wondered how she stays so thin being unable to move around and shit, then I remembered,

>she can't get to the fridge

how do you clean an dry in under a minute

this
i've had mine for about 2 years now and i still use it a couple of times a week. would buy again.

Remember to get a ton of lube aswell

i take the sleeve out and take it with me in the shower then i let it dry

I have thought about ordering one but considering sizes it wouldent fit in my mailbox. Do post workers know what's inside?

>Do post workers know what's inside?
nope, discreet shipping

usually no since it's packaged discreetly, but they can guess

has anyone tried the quickshot vantage?

Here in norway nearly everything is scanned and can be opened for inspection. So I'm not sure if it helps...

>order dildo
>dildo arrives
>postman did not put dildo package in mailbox
>postman leaned dildo package up on front door
>dildo package is obvious penis shaped and wraped in brown paper

Yeah. "discreetly" packaged...

Here in norway nearly everything is scanned and can be opened for inspection. So I'm not sure if it helps


I don't know if they inspect at the stores where you can pickup your package tho...

who gives a fuck?
i bet they see 100 times more fucked up things than a fucking fleshlight everyday.

mine was inside a larger box, no way of knowing really

Yeah there's not much else anything that size can be..... Oh hello timmy did you get yourself a uh.... TV remote/ Wii motion sensor bar

do fleshlight sell dildos now?

>>They have their cyber sale going on right now so I'm finally buying one of these fucking things.

Linky?

...

Dont get the alien pussy.. its shit..

Anyone else pulling the trigger on a combo pack?

>fleshlight.sjv.io/c/331325/302851/4702

how much does it cost?

That's pretty much standard for anything sent from another country. Besides who cares if they know you'll be cumming in to a plastic pussy? It's not like they're going to copy down your address and show up calling you a faggot or something.

it depends, they have different options
check the site

anyone have porn with fleshlights?

>It's not like they're going to copy down your address and show up calling you a faggot or something.

Go to pornhub and search for it there. I don't get the interest in that, might as well watch a blowjob vid or actual fucking..

Valeriya Kuklishyna is so fucking hot.

just search for fleshlight on any tube site?

right? she's pretty much perfect in that pic

Have you guys tried tenga eggs?

Are they good. Which is the best. What lube to use?

Don't forget to pick up a sleeve warmer!

They're good but limited use, so don't bother if you intend on using it for a long time.
Never saw the point in these, just fuck it and it'll warm up normally.

>Never saw the point in these, just fuck it and it'll warm up normally.

It's for ballers

How limited?

Can a mod that has an iq over 70 please delete this veiled advertisement?

seriously though, fleshlights suck compared to those ass/pussy torsos with the realfeel skin.

From what i remember they're max like 5 and it's mostly for the head and not the whole shaft unless you have a micro penis. Keep in mind that they're disposable masturbation toys, so they're not designed for long term.

5 sessions or 5 inches?

I'm thinking of getting the Anika albrite siren anyone know if it's good?

Sessions, but you can keep using it as much as you want but shit will eventually break since how much it stretches. You're better of getting a proper penetrable toy as they'll last longer like a meiki or alike.

I haven't but I'm going with the stu, seems to be the safest bet.

something they dont tell you it's pretty loud when your using them though

this happened to me at my college post office.

i have a P.O. box so whenever something comes in that is too big to fit in the box, they give you a slip and you have to go to the desk to get your package. well, it came in a 8.5x11 yellow packing paper envelope thing barely wrapped with bubble wrap on the inside. you could feel every detail of the dick.

worst part was i was a student worker so i had to constantly keep going back to the post office to get department mail. was an okay dildo though

Better off with a jap fuck toy(onahole), because they tend to last longer. I had a fleshlight for a couple months before it started to stink and kept using it for few more months then ditched it because it was ripping and so on, and yes i did wash it after every use. used the onahole for like 2 years and no problems and almost no stink. I used the "Meiki Three Sisters: Virgin" and fairly easy to clean.

If you take care of it like you supposed, it shouldn't stink at all (had mine for about 3+ years).

STU is ok but can be intense if you just want to fuck. So go with the tight female or a porn star one, the inside rough/weird twists don't really get felt, it just feels the same as a standard wonder wave or similar. STU is very very intense though.

Your a gross gross human....... learn to fucking wash your shit and powder them correctly and they won't stink, leaving them laying around with caked up jizz doesn't make them smell good at all!

get the one that helps you go to a bar and pick up a drunk girl

OP here, I just bought the beauty and the beast combo pack (STU + Dillon Harper).
Thanks for the help faggots!

those will go great with your loli threads

>muh shaming tactics
I don't see anything wrong with using a fleshlight

the stu one doesn't even seem that good

Which one then?

nah i kid, i have one, its kinda great. just be sure to clean it like an adult

i was kind of disappointed in it, was expecting to be extremely intense

Ofc, I'm not a degenerate

linnk to the package?

i will say my gf ( who i live with ) was kinda weird about it at first. then i was like " fuck you, you get vibrators" then she was totally fine with it

the destroya seems interesting and always gets great reviews. STU sounds like there isn't enough change in the texture throughout

I've tried about 5 or 6 so far.

Stoya destroya texture and 'obsession/bliss' felt amazing.

Fleshlight is mediocre if use it like your hand. But if you get it warm and put the case under your mattress or something so you can fuck it... 10/10. Some of best orgasms I've ever had

My dick is like a tree trunk and I don't have that issue. I'd assume what you describe happens to dudes with smaller dicks too... Just use lots of lube bro

gay

Just fill up a sink with hot water and let it sit in there

>" fuck you, you get vibrators" then she was totally fine with it
yeah it's a huge double standard

OP, I recommend a Tenga Fliphole.... I find it feels better than a fleshlight and the entire thing opens up so you can really clean it.... and not relying to air to dry out the watery semen luby insides of a fleshlight.

Plus you can amazon prime it. The easy choice IMO. Fleshlights arent actually meant to be used long term, and im on 6 months with this fliphole... i just clean it every time i cum in it and ezpz.

Has anyone tried the dillion harper sleeve? That texture looks insane

>fleshlight.sjv.io/c/331325/302851/4702
it's on the front page if you scroll down past the sale banner

I had a fliphole; everything was great until my girth broke the latch on one side, things quickly went downhill from there.

OP here, too late, I've already bought two fleshlights (combo pack).
Yeah it looks pretty good, can't wait to try it out.

too bad you give stoya money when you buy it, fuck that feminist bitch.

Don't waste your money on the sleeve warmer its garbage. I like to simmer a pot of water and put it in it for a while along with the lube. In a pinch just running hot tap water through it gets the job done. I have the destroya texture and it's fantastic. I am long enough to hit the really tight area near the end and edging with it is amazing.

I have a stu, but get a destroya

Gay, cuck faggots. Get a girlfriend like you Fathers wanted you. Putting your dick in fucking a piece of plastic, no wonder niggers are fucking all the white women, you beta cucks.

Get a load of this faggot.

>girlfriend
I don't need that albatross brah

I used to be a tinder manwhore. Buying a fleshlight probably saved me from knocking a bitch up or catching herp. Saves money too tbh