>be me
>Cook at shitty restaurant
>25 year old retard is a regular
>calls me loser every time he comes in
>I get a couple good roasts in on him but I have to be careful who hears
>he has a crush on one of the waitresses
>He keeps calling me a loser
>2 years of his autism
>on my last day I tell him I fucked the waitress he has a crush on
>get real gross with it
>"hey Adam, when I fucked her I put my Weiner in her butt and then made her lick it"
>"I pooped in her cunt and then fucked it"
>"I made her eat my ass"
>He goes fucking rage mode
>RetardStrength.exe
>Rips one of the stools off the floor
>Waitress he likes calls the cops
>They take him home after he calms down
>Mfw his crush kicks him out of his favorite restaurant
>Mfw he looks like a perv rambling about the her scat fetish
Be me
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the tard was right, you are a loser
Real or not...
8.5/10
>Fuck, I miss all the old tard wrangler threads on Sup Forums
Thanks
100% real. I almost never post so I have no reason to shitpost.
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Whos the faggot in pic relateD?
this
where are all the fun stories?
Varg vikkernes(?) I'm not sure how his name is spelt but he was in a Scandinavian metal band. He burned down a church for his album cover.
also: good job OP
Good job for what?
take a guess
Getting back at the autist?
He burnt down A LOT of churches Also he killed his former friend and producer Euronymous. And he had a neonazi phase. Now he just tries to act cool on youtube while advertising for his new album. His band was a solo band named Burzum. Burzum, Dunkelheilt and Fallen are quit good albums, the rest is meh
ye
Even if the music is good Ican't in good conscious support a person who has killed so many.
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well yall are yuropoors after all, get with the times
I'm an American I live in the Midwest
>not filosofem
ayyy!
Op said that he dealt with retard. retards are 'murican thing
^This.
In Europe, they're "members of Parliament"
He's killed thousands of men with his bare hands. Europoors are too scared to arrest and jail him
If he tried some shit in America they would probably just stomp his ass in the street.
if he was in 'murica, you would give him weapons
Wow yea what would we do if he got his hands on a gun
same thing you do whenever some kid decides to shoot half of his school: nothing
>every one of them probably has a sub-4" penor.
Every school shooter was killed or suicided as fair as I recall
Hi, there.
...after killing tens of people
what a success!
>movie theatre
>school
Yes, such things would never happen in France!
>he had weapons
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