Have knife

>have knife
>am depressed
>home alone until Monday

wat do?

Do a cool wood carving

Carve Mein Kampf into your head board

Cut some carrots and celery and make a lovely homemade chicken noodle soup

Cut your dick off on webcam. Bonus points if you shove it up your ass or eat it afterwards.

Kill yourself so you can help to make America Great Again.

knife juggling!

Use the knife as a dildo. No lube needed.

^
This sounds like fun. Do this OP, you'll feel better in no time

That one game were you stab the table between your fingers

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Escalate further. Master chicken noodle soup. Turn the other soups into your bitches. Go even further beyond. Subjugate all bowl-based foods. Alexander the Bait. Use your newfound power to become a true chef. God mode enabled. Chicken noodle soup is now the foundation of French cooking.

i believe this is what you need to do op

>Invite 14yo neighbor girl over
>Make sure she tells no one where she has gone
>Make sweet sweet cookies
>Surprise family with little girl shaped cookies when they get back
>When authorities arrive bribe with cookies
>Cut deal with chief of police to continued silence about canabolistic rituallized cookie making in exchange for said cookies
>profit
>depression gone
>?

Turn the drapes into confetti

>jack off on knife to releave depression
>create Imaginary friend to not be lonely
>cum on him/her/xim/xer/shlee

kek

Use the knife to make a sangwich like the bitch you are.
Pic Related.

Run off into wilderness with only the knife.
Come back on Monday when you're a man.

everyone has a knife just shut the fuck up

>everyone has a knife
biggest lie I've ever heard

Someone's played Knifey Spoony before

/bait

Throw knife out window to a place you won't be able to find it

sharpie in pooper

drugs
what else would you do?

Just go ahead and end your pathetic and miserable life. You really think coming on here, pissing and moaning about your stupid life will make a difference? I hope to God you're serious about killing yourself because this world needs less stupid cock sucking losers like you. Honestly OP, just fucking do it already. None of us care, unless you stream it.

this

>still hoping for someone to stream their suicide.
This is got to be, to date, the longest running bait.

Helped me

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