Haven't posted on this cancerous cesspool of autists and sociopaths in over a year...

Haven't posted on this cancerous cesspool of autists and sociopaths in over a year.. but I'm in an interesting situation and might be able to deliver some nudes for you depraved faggots to fap to

So my housemate fell asleep and I memorized his phone passcode while he was typing it and facing away. I noticed him tilting his phone away from us (his face facing the other way) and I glanced hard and noticed nice tits and a screenshot flash. so i wanna wait for him to get deep enough in his sleep to quickly send some of the photos to myself and erase the outgoing messages. He wakes up periodically and moves alot so I'm unsure if it's worth the risk.. but she's cute, curvy, DD, and has this nerdy look that makes you just wanna destroy dat pussy. So I'm sitting her on my laptop as Hulu plays on our TV, and everytime I think about doing it I think about how it would ruin our friendship if he caught me as it would be a huge invasion of his privacy.

I'm kind of being a piece of shit, which is fine with me, but at the same time I value our friendship and all that gay shit..

So is there anyway he can tell that I tampered with his iphone? If he opens his phone and there.... (He currently tosses and turns with eyes half open)..
fuck I feel like such a creep rn. I really wanna fap to them tiddiez though. My fwb has fucked him a few times so I feel like he sorta owes me? Well not really owes me but maybe makes us sorta even

I considered asking him to show me the pics, but if he said no he's know I was lookin at his darkened tilted away screen, and he might sleep with his phone in his pocket or change the code or be more alert idk.

So any ideas or suggestions? If I get the pics (maybe sometime in the next hour?) Ill post em here to share the wealth.

May or may not do it though, suggestions or advice for against this?

Just do it for the lulz

Just select all, send them to yourself, delete them from the text and post here. Also check the previously closed apps and close the gallery and leave on home

also forgot to mention, ye I saw snapchat open afterward and this is his girlfriend of 8 months, so he would be pretty pissed about me doing this on many levels, and probably kill my rep by telling someone who will tell others etc etc

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SHITTT. Thank you so much I almost forgot about that step while thinking it out and running through it in my head.

He's currently awake and his phone keeps making a low ring sound, probably woke him up

I know to close the gallery in the section with all the background processes, but there's a way to see previously closed tabs? Fuck I dont know where that is or how to find it I use Android

Should be the one before the ones you just used, might wanna pay attention to what it is before doing anything first, if you haven't done it yet.

Haven't done it yet. Ok so what I wanna do is send it, erase, then double tap home button and slide away on the tabs I opened?

Also, if I send a msg to myself, and delete the ones I just sent, will my name be at the top of the texting list? Because I haven't texted him in a few days and that'd be sus af and cause me not to do it

Bump. Deliver faggot

fuck it does, maybe email? Lmao and delete that shit

oops mean to sent this
To

Hmm, I guess email could work. ORRRR I could plug his phone into my laptop and try to copy the file.. this is pretty fucking risky but if he's snoring more I'll do it. He's starting to snore now.

How well does usb transfer for iphones work? Does it need to recognize the laptop to be able to access the files? I don't know shit about iphones never had one

BUMPPP FOR DA NUDEZ

Do it in the toilet/bathroom

dr. Fuck all ur writing

you could also hook his phone up to a computer and copy from there. just unlock it

I don't think you can transfer files from iPhone to computers but you can try.

You sure about this man?

>>.713181139

I'm a programmer, Idgaf about grammar and Sup Forums writing styles suck my cock faggot. If I cared abnout the grammar I'd mention that I've had a few drinks

Also no I'm not an IT expert because I'm a programmer. Iphone is foreign to me

Get to emailing op

I tried to reply to you and failed because you can't type out the numbers with >>. TIL

You stand at the brink of being a horrible person and a shitty friend.

You have the fucking internet I assume? Der! Not enough porn on it for you? Not fun unless you are risking a friend ship?

Do yourself a favor and rub one out to clear your sperm addled mind.

Emailing might be the course of action. I'm gonna watch one of those super newbie 'how to email with iphone' tutorials first. Either that or I put in the lock code and hook it up to laptop

>iphone is foreign to me
How the fuck do retards like you get "IT" jobs without knowing a simple OS on iphone

I've considered that but I really wanna wank to this chick. I feel like if he could read my mind he might sympathize as we are pretty close friends, I'm further on the socio spectrum than he though

Actually I understand the OS better than what buttons to press to get where. I'm not doing IT, I'm developing software. You fucking 15 year olds on the internet, along with most people in general, can never grasp this

He fucking got up to pee, but now he's starting to snore again. I'm killing time by replying to you faggots, hopefully I'll be able to act within another 20 min or so, waiting for a long enough duration of him staying asleep/snoring

sounds like this hits close to home huh bud

Cumthru. Email them

ye :'(

ffs user

she's a goodie-two shoes, innocent seeming, engineering girl.. like there's no way I'll ever see those DDs without doing this.. gah this is stressing me out, I've done this before but with another friend I wasn't that close with. Kinda have a fetish for tits I shouldn't be able to see.

I'll post the tits of another friend's gf from 3 years ago if someone gets a post ending in 7.

I'lll have to do some, lookin, should be deep in my phone's sd card

Tf user. I want this friends you cuck

How about a FB pic of the girl you're willing to ruin a friendship over so we can see if it's worth it?

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>Inb4 I don't know fb

I'll get a fb pic but block out her face, don't wanna risk one of you fags knowing her somehow

Fine just do it

You're such a faggot

Only 11 original posters.....you really think someone is going to know her? Don't be such a pussy. People post their gfs here all the time

Tldr; btw, I'm a psychopath with narcissistic personality disorder, not a sociopath

no face because paranoid. she's a chubster but i needa see them tatas

THAT ISN'T EVEN A FULL PIC

Refer to this

You're probably right about the narc shit, not a psychopath though, I have empathy and can't laugh at animals/kids being killed on video, while I know some ex Sup Forums fag that admits to feeling no empathy.

Dude just go fap to porn. She's not hot and not worth losing a friend over

meh you're probably right. Glanced at them while he opened the snap and I really wanna nut from them. But I guess I'll fap and see how I feel after

I wanted to see them titties :^(

well I might post em in a new thread if this one dies. I don't feel like fapping, I'll attempt a usb transfer once he turns again and faces away from me. Right now he's turned toward me

Checked