Haven't posted on this cancerous cesspool of autists and sociopaths in over a year.. but I'm in an interesting situation and might be able to deliver some nudes for you depraved faggots to fap to
So my housemate fell asleep and I memorized his phone passcode while he was typing it and facing away. I noticed him tilting his phone away from us (his face facing the other way) and I glanced hard and noticed nice tits and a screenshot flash. so i wanna wait for him to get deep enough in his sleep to quickly send some of the photos to myself and erase the outgoing messages. He wakes up periodically and moves alot so I'm unsure if it's worth the risk.. but she's cute, curvy, DD, and has this nerdy look that makes you just wanna destroy dat pussy. So I'm sitting her on my laptop as Hulu plays on our TV, and everytime I think about doing it I think about how it would ruin our friendship if he caught me as it would be a huge invasion of his privacy.
I'm kind of being a piece of shit, which is fine with me, but at the same time I value our friendship and all that gay shit..
So is there anyway he can tell that I tampered with his iphone? If he opens his phone and there.... (He currently tosses and turns with eyes half open).. fuck I feel like such a creep rn. I really wanna fap to them tiddiez though. My fwb has fucked him a few times so I feel like he sorta owes me? Well not really owes me but maybe makes us sorta even
I considered asking him to show me the pics, but if he said no he's know I was lookin at his darkened tilted away screen, and he might sleep with his phone in his pocket or change the code or be more alert idk.
So any ideas or suggestions? If I get the pics (maybe sometime in the next hour?) Ill post em here to share the wealth.
May or may not do it though, suggestions or advice for against this?
Kevin Nelson
Just do it for the lulz
Joseph Adams
Just select all, send them to yourself, delete them from the text and post here. Also check the previously closed apps and close the gallery and leave on home
Jaxson Wright
also forgot to mention, ye I saw snapchat open afterward and this is his girlfriend of 8 months, so he would be pretty pissed about me doing this on many levels, and probably kill my rep by telling someone who will tell others etc etc
Caleb Kelly
This
Michael Watson
SHITTT. Thank you so much I almost forgot about that step while thinking it out and running through it in my head.
He's currently awake and his phone keeps making a low ring sound, probably woke him up
Jaxon Bennett
I know to close the gallery in the section with all the background processes, but there's a way to see previously closed tabs? Fuck I dont know where that is or how to find it I use Android
Jaxon Evans
Should be the one before the ones you just used, might wanna pay attention to what it is before doing anything first, if you haven't done it yet.
Samuel Reyes
Haven't done it yet. Ok so what I wanna do is send it, erase, then double tap home button and slide away on the tabs I opened?
Also, if I send a msg to myself, and delete the ones I just sent, will my name be at the top of the texting list? Because I haven't texted him in a few days and that'd be sus af and cause me not to do it
Adrian Parker
Bump. Deliver faggot
Jackson Rodriguez
fuck it does, maybe email? Lmao and delete that shit
Elijah Long
oops mean to sent this To
Leo Peterson
Hmm, I guess email could work. ORRRR I could plug his phone into my laptop and try to copy the file.. this is pretty fucking risky but if he's snoring more I'll do it. He's starting to snore now.
How well does usb transfer for iphones work? Does it need to recognize the laptop to be able to access the files? I don't know shit about iphones never had one
Austin Perry
BUMPPP FOR DA NUDEZ
Evan Morris
Do it in the toilet/bathroom
Thomas Williams
dr. Fuck all ur writing
Dominic Thompson
you could also hook his phone up to a computer and copy from there. just unlock it
James Cox
I don't think you can transfer files from iPhone to computers but you can try.
Julian Sanchez
You sure about this man?
>>.713181139
I'm a programmer, Idgaf about grammar and Sup Forums writing styles suck my cock faggot. If I cared abnout the grammar I'd mention that I've had a few drinks
Also no I'm not an IT expert because I'm a programmer. Iphone is foreign to me
Colton Gray
Get to emailing op
Cameron Sanders
I tried to reply to you and failed because you can't type out the numbers with >>. TIL
Landon Price
You stand at the brink of being a horrible person and a shitty friend.
You have the fucking internet I assume? Der! Not enough porn on it for you? Not fun unless you are risking a friend ship?
Do yourself a favor and rub one out to clear your sperm addled mind.
Lincoln Fisher
Emailing might be the course of action. I'm gonna watch one of those super newbie 'how to email with iphone' tutorials first. Either that or I put in the lock code and hook it up to laptop
Liam Mitchell
>iphone is foreign to me How the fuck do retards like you get "IT" jobs without knowing a simple OS on iphone
Lincoln Sanchez
I've considered that but I really wanna wank to this chick. I feel like if he could read my mind he might sympathize as we are pretty close friends, I'm further on the socio spectrum than he though
Sebastian King
Actually I understand the OS better than what buttons to press to get where. I'm not doing IT, I'm developing software. You fucking 15 year olds on the internet, along with most people in general, can never grasp this
Ayden King
He fucking got up to pee, but now he's starting to snore again. I'm killing time by replying to you faggots, hopefully I'll be able to act within another 20 min or so, waiting for a long enough duration of him staying asleep/snoring
Anthony Hall
sounds like this hits close to home huh bud
Oliver Wood
Cumthru. Email them
Anthony James
ye :'(
Evan Collins
ffs user
Levi Murphy
she's a goodie-two shoes, innocent seeming, engineering girl.. like there's no way I'll ever see those DDs without doing this.. gah this is stressing me out, I've done this before but with another friend I wasn't that close with. Kinda have a fetish for tits I shouldn't be able to see.
I'll post the tits of another friend's gf from 3 years ago if someone gets a post ending in 7.
I'lll have to do some, lookin, should be deep in my phone's sd card
Benjamin Jackson
Tf user. I want this friends you cuck
Sebastian Gonzalez
How about a FB pic of the girl you're willing to ruin a friendship over so we can see if it's worth it?
Colton Smith
This
>Inb4 I don't know fb
Parker Phillips
I'll get a fb pic but block out her face, don't wanna risk one of you fags knowing her somehow
Camden Russell
Fine just do it
Nathaniel Ortiz
You're such a faggot
Josiah Robinson
Only 11 original posters.....you really think someone is going to know her? Don't be such a pussy. People post their gfs here all the time
Carter Jackson
Tldr; btw, I'm a psychopath with narcissistic personality disorder, not a sociopath
Levi Collins
no face because paranoid. she's a chubster but i needa see them tatas
Kayden Ross
THAT ISN'T EVEN A FULL PIC
Noah Cooper
Refer to this
William Campbell
You're probably right about the narc shit, not a psychopath though, I have empathy and can't laugh at animals/kids being killed on video, while I know some ex Sup Forums fag that admits to feeling no empathy.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Dude just go fap to porn. She's not hot and not worth losing a friend over
Aiden Ortiz
meh you're probably right. Glanced at them while he opened the snap and I really wanna nut from them. But I guess I'll fap and see how I feel after
Oliver Bell
I wanted to see them titties :^(
Levi Sullivan
well I might post em in a new thread if this one dies. I don't feel like fapping, I'll attempt a usb transfer once he turns again and faces away from me. Right now he's turned toward me