*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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confirmed for running down a hallway without moving his arms

thats for untrained nerds, real ninjas run with their arms behind him

*tips glock*

*it was a hologram*

*unzips dick*

Ah... a new challenger, I see...

*teleports behind you*

*whispers in your ear*

I advise you to tread lightly, kiddo...

...

play flute
/thread

this goes out to all u fuck boys

youtu.be/V2LU-lC-WX0

This is gold. Bless you.

heh... finally a warrior worthy of battle steps out from the shadows

psssh... cero miedo, kid

time to go gore

>Call up his mom
>Have her threaten to take away all his good boy points away
>No Chicken tendies to power him
Checkmate.

Reddit is down the hall and to the left

heh
*chews on toothpick*
your timing really...blows
*launch toothpick with the force of a thousand suns at your heart*

I give this dude a pass. He's just an anime nerd happy about his cosplay sword.

*catches toothpick in between fingertips*

That old trick again, eh?

*draws katana*

*charges at you with blinding speed*

It's a shame you and I must... "part ways" so soon

*top half of your body slides off at the waist*

*seathes katana and bicycles away*

>"it's nothing personal, kid."

ruff, nothin personnel pupp

*unsheathes Wakizashi*

>bicycles away

fucking. kek.

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door.

Reddit's two blocks down.

Bring it on you weeb faggot, I was in the sonic military.

Heh heh heh...that's a nice blade, but let's see how you fare against my...shadow form.
*envelopes in shadow*
Shadow...WHIRLWIND!
*shadowports forward at blinding speed*

Katanas. Ha. Any true student of swordplay know the superiority of western technique.

You have made me draw my blade. You will regret that.

*sees into future*

*dodges your attack before it even happens*

Heh... not bad, kid. Now try this on for size!

*throws smokescreen on ground*

*multiplies into a dozen identical copies*

Think you can take all of us at once, bucko?

He'd be a good looking guy if he took care of himself to boot.

Remember: Anime, not even once

heh heh heh....another fool who thinks he can take on Takashi Darkdeath......
*unsheathes my twin katanas Angelbane and Demonfang*
you sure you wanna try me kiddo?

M-Masaka!

I will be avenged.

>reflection of his mom taking the picture
This is the best one yet

Pshh... Those that rely on sharp toys as a crutch are petty weaklings. Behold, true power
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*radiates blinding aura of energy*

H-heh
*congeals back together*
Nice try, but my body is pure blubber. It can reform, but you... however
*sends shards of fat towards you at light speed*
Stand no chance
*fat envelopes you, you asphyxiate*
Thanks for the midnight snack...rookie

He's fast!

Oh, is that it? Are you finished embarrassing yourself now?

Okay, good...

*summons the power of the ancient Japanese dragon, Ryūjin*

*slowly ascends into the sky as I become one with her*

*releases a mighty energy blast directly at you*

*leaves a crater the size of Tokyo where you once stood*

Let this be a warning to the rest of you... don't flipping try me...

Jesus Christ.. a fucking gamer tag?

this is my mom
there are many like her
but this one is mine

Wait, a minute... that medallion. I've heard of another great warrior who drew his power from a medallion...

Time for some kino
youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

>Heh...let's get this over with, kid

it's tape

> "kehtanna"
> his mom is holding the video camera
> clearly his dad ran off years ago
> everything in the back yard came from Home Depot


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end me already

uhm....

Man. White people are pretty lame.

Stop using everything the white man invented and go back to your hut,nigger

Yeah

The surefire way to spot an autist is if they have those glasses that turn into sunglasses.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE

Yes, and I will bring your head with me for this insult

SO YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING TOUGH, HUH? I'M COMING BACK FROM THE GYM RIGHT NOW TO BEAT YOUR ASS, AND I'M FUCKING JACKED

Honest question.
Why do they focus on the katana?
I mean, if I had to get one, it'd probably be a short sword so I could actually handle the fucking thing.

I seriously don't get it.

*teleport behind him*
*whip out huge cock*
"Heh, sorry bro, nothing personal..."

>when you've listed every restaurant in town and she still can't decide where she wants to eat

#triggered lmao

Is this thread satire, or just post ironic?

Reminded me of this classic
youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

I'll show you who the boss of this thread is

explain why you still like wearing chains around your neck,even thought slavery ended long ago.
It's in your genes to be a slave nigga,you love it :^)

...

Greetings, swordlings.
youtube.com/watch?v=8hmIEAlkPTk

Psssh, brains over brawn kid.

I bet he's the kinda guy that doesn't take his hat off when he goes into a bank.

Wtf this is genuinely good cinematography. This could be from true kino if you took it out of context

Shhhh Tyler, Tyle... It will sound reelly weerd on the vidyo, oh k?

>I'll show you who's in charge

>this person exists
>i share a planet with this guy

*gets shot*

You can't tell cinematography from one picture. Good cinematography is all about visual story telling. Pretty pictures or interesting framing does not equal good cinemotgraphy

ITS TAPE

>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

...

He probably makes a fucking scene everywhere he goes. On another note you don't even see the bottom half, but you just know he's wearing basketball shorts and Nike slippers with ankle socks.
I wonder how prison's treating old War Machine.

had to check i wasnt on /k/.

>maintains a prison blog through his friend
Here comes the next Piper Kerman!

Just in case.

Commit sudok

I am in tears, why is the sword that long

Fucks sake

I thought you needed special earrings and a computer to make those

*is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number*

You got that straight from instagram you unoriginal fuck.

*posts a description of an action between two asterisk*

*unsheathes orange juice*

nothing personell kid

youtube.com/watch?v=9A-aL49F0Jc
*tips katana*
*unsheathes fedora*

enemy spotted
bomb had been planted
terrorists win

Check these dubs.

For people making fun of autists you guys know a lot of animu tropes.

Summerspic crossboarders and Sup Forumsedditors love weebcuckcore

>Psssh, brains over brawn kid.
Do these guys all live in the same house?

Yea, my room is on the top floor. We watch anime everyday together and have sword duel tournaments to determine who's the best warrior. It's pretty comfy, you should move in with us.

>ffx is an anime

that's a big sword

*I lift my head slightly and smirk*
*disappear*
*you feel a presence behind you and a cold sharpness on your neck*
*it's me, with a kunai pressed against your esophagus*
requiescat in pace

we had a hella outta many threds bra

*lights cigarette*
*rockets towards you at incredible speed*
*flurries you with my katana*
*appears behind you but facing away, slightly crouched*
*you stand there motionless*
*light cigarette*
*as I sheathe my katana you explode into a spray of blood, your body sliced in 1000 ways*
*lights cigarette*
just business kid

Japanese polearm used against cavarly, people think it makes a cool sword somehow, dunno why

Is this a future school shooter or just an autistic loser kid who would never harm a fly irl?

What's with fedoras and katanas.......is this like sonic and autism? One thing can exsist without the other?