ITT: we work in a office

ITT: we work in a office

Grow up.

Who the fuck keeps unwrapping my sandwiches and wrapping them back up in individual layers

Ur mom

Thats Tyrone, the homeles person that lives in the suply closet. We should call a exterminator

Y'all stank

Nice spelling there kid.

surfing porn on my packard bell office issued computer

blasting tejano music from my cubicle

*CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP*

Yeaaaah...
If you could work Saturday, that'd be great.

Gosh darn it I forgot my parachute today...

Hey is the photocopyer open now? I need to copy more spaghetti

Can I collect your clippings? I collect clippings.

still copying my ass. hold, please.

Fuck off, only after I finish copying my dick in someone's ass

Ok. No rush anyway

that's disgusting.

femanon here. i sell my panties on craigslist. i had a guy ask to buy my toenail clippings. easiest $200 i've ever made

inb4 "tits or GTFO"

Yeah.... I needed those TA reports on my desk this afternoon. Unfortunately all I found was several crusty japanese lady pillows on my desk. I'm gunna need you all to come in for a meeting

I'll buy some for 10p above whatever it costs you to mail them to the UK.

We're not all rich deviants some of us are just deviants

Can you grab me some more paper clips?

THE VENDING MACHINE STOLE ANOTHER FUCKING QUARTER FROM ME FUCK THIS FUCK YOU ALL FUCKING DIE

Thats where I left them! Hey can you drop them off at my cubical? I just haven't ben the same without them...

Hi, can i work here? I've never worked before, but i figured i could start here. Who do i gotta talk to?

Anyone want a cup of tea?

Yeah i hadnt enough money and my boss said 2 bring some food. I tried 2 copy my food and give the copy 2 the boss. It whould be great i thought.

No. Im to busy copying spaghetti. Get Steve to do it

who is the cocksucker reheating fish in the microwave????

Oops I accidentally replied to all

...

How 2 work here? You habe 2 suck dicks 4 exstasy, sell the drugs on darkweb 4 bitcoins and buy Sup Forums.
It whould be great he thought!

Don't forget to bring 50p for casual Friday

HEY ASSWIPES! BACK TO WORK.

I'm going to get some coffee, anyone else want coffee?

Hey when your done with the fish can you throw it on the copier?

dark web? is that like that Sup Forums thing? i've heard about it in the news. I hear it's where that hacking grou[ anonymous meets up. All their accounts are specially made for hacking or something

fuck you buddy i was hungry

Black no sugar please

olaarrgh..... bluergh.... sorry im late boss.......

Checked those satan trips lately Mark?

Op's jerking off in the stationery cupboard, again

also can the dickhead with the shotgun pipe down, I'm trying to eat my fish in peace

hey, did you get my email?

Want coffee 2 but it tastes bad since i stop smoke. 7 days one of hell and i feel 2 healthy buuuurrrggghhhhh

Did you get that thing I sent ya?

>tfw working in office with coworkers half my age and an even lower iq

Hey do you guys mind if I eat some beef jerky? It smells pretty bad but I need proteins

FRESH POT?

Yea, the one with pics of of Sophias tits right?

WHO THE FUCK TURNED MY SCREEN UPSIDE DOWN?

fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd:

LOL! this is funny

Call it

should be fine, some cumrag was microwaving fish earlier

Fresh pot. Here you guys go. I brought a few extra cups in case anyone else want some.

I swear to fucking God. When I became a janitor here, I wanted to do normal janitor stuff, not SCRUB OFF GREEN SHIT WHICH SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN FISH FROM URINALS. IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, IM GONNA SHOVE THIS BROOM SO FAR DOWN YOUR ARSE THAT YOU WILL NEVER SHIT AGAIN

Thanks for being with us tonight bill

uh...sophia here. how'd you get my pics?????

It's a real mystery, isn't it.

thanks user

user. I have to copy thi- WHAT THE FUCK, SPAGHETTI?

Wtf is this user I asked for coffee not pot

Hey speaking of things that need a cleaning, can you check the copier?

What the fuck is wrong with it
If it's what I think it is I'm out

There's totaly not cameras in the company bathrooms

FUCKING TRY IT YOU LOW CLASS CLEANING BASTARD I WANTED FISH AND NEEDED TO PISS I DO WHAT I WANT MOTHERFUCKER

Great! Where is the pisscup 4 the boss? A drop of piss from every employee haha^^ It will be great i thought!

Hey thank God it's Friday though right user

still got 20% of the work week to go

gimmie some of that shit, fucking bastard janitors after me now, swear to god

>Oh sorry I dialed the wrong extension. *click*

>it's fucking smegma
I don't even care anymore. I'll clean it only because that's my job
If you wanted to piss, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHIT ALL OVER THE BLOODY URINAL
THERE ARE TOILETS IN THE NEAREST STALL
ARE YOU INDIAN OR SIMPLY RETARDED

"hello, IT? someone changed my password"

But thank God it's not Monday though right user. Mondays suck who's with me?

I think it just gets a little dirty in the area where you copy things from all that paper dust. Its the basement printer you neeed to avoid becuse a couple months ago, some one tried to coppy their shit

What's your name and What's the 1st and 3rd digit to your secret question

Employee smegma 4 the boss!!!

Its uh sophia, and I forgot my securty questions

chunkylover53
secret question?

Dammit!
Why do I keep getting bounced off the server?!!
What the hell is...
Who keeps unplugging the cat5? You think you're funny? You're not funny!

LISTEN UP CUNT THAT SHIT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE BASTARD FUCKING, CURRY MUNCHING, SHITSKIN OF A FUCKING JANITOR

Okay, bear with me a sec Sophia.
>type type type
The question is "What is the name of your childhood best friends' parents aunties first pets sibling? "

who put tape over the photocell detector/LED on my mouse, god dammit????

roscoe. i think

hi chunky lover.
Your secret question is
"Where we're you when Britney shaved her head?"

No thanks I have Keurig on my desk and plenty of k-cups

ok. i 'member now. pw is BIGBOY

Janice, if you weren't such a bitch, I'd feel sorry for you!

someone took my stapler i might set the bulilding on fire

fuckin 'ell, shits made me fucking hungry, i'm going down to maccas, what do you bastards want?

Correct! Okay, resetting your password now.
It was fisheatingsmegmaJanit0rsucks1 by the way :)

Okay I reset it to fagg0t1.

Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Great, and do you need me help you further at all?

>yfw you think you have a higher iq but in reality you have superiority complex.
>yfw no face because you're 40 year old basement dweller that doesn't work for shit and lives with your mom.

Grab me a frozen coke while you're at it.

Hey guys?
W-what's going on down the street?

Hey, got a package for a mister....uhhh, Ravager?

First name?

Hey Peter.

Whaaat's happening?

I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.

Oh, and Sunday.

Richard

Hey did you hear about Janet? Apparently her and the janitor had a scat session on top of the urinals a few days ago. No one has the balls to go clean it up.

Wrong floor. He's on first. He's the bald guy with a lazy eye