ITT: we work in a office
ITT: we work in a office
Grow up.
Who the fuck keeps unwrapping my sandwiches and wrapping them back up in individual layers
Ur mom
Thats Tyrone, the homeles person that lives in the suply closet. We should call a exterminator
Y'all stank
Nice spelling there kid.
surfing porn on my packard bell office issued computer
blasting tejano music from my cubicle
*CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP* *CLIP*
Yeaaaah...
If you could work Saturday, that'd be great.
Gosh darn it I forgot my parachute today...
Hey is the photocopyer open now? I need to copy more spaghetti
Can I collect your clippings? I collect clippings.
still copying my ass. hold, please.
Fuck off, only after I finish copying my dick in someone's ass
Ok. No rush anyway
that's disgusting.
femanon here. i sell my panties on craigslist. i had a guy ask to buy my toenail clippings. easiest $200 i've ever made
inb4 "tits or GTFO"
Yeah.... I needed those TA reports on my desk this afternoon. Unfortunately all I found was several crusty japanese lady pillows on my desk. I'm gunna need you all to come in for a meeting
I'll buy some for 10p above whatever it costs you to mail them to the UK.
We're not all rich deviants some of us are just deviants
Can you grab me some more paper clips?
THE VENDING MACHINE STOLE ANOTHER FUCKING QUARTER FROM ME FUCK THIS FUCK YOU ALL FUCKING DIE
Thats where I left them! Hey can you drop them off at my cubical? I just haven't ben the same without them...
Hi, can i work here? I've never worked before, but i figured i could start here. Who do i gotta talk to?
Anyone want a cup of tea?
Yeah i hadnt enough money and my boss said 2 bring some food. I tried 2 copy my food and give the copy 2 the boss. It whould be great i thought.
No. Im to busy copying spaghetti. Get Steve to do it
who is the cocksucker reheating fish in the microwave????
Oops I accidentally replied to all
...
How 2 work here? You habe 2 suck dicks 4 exstasy, sell the drugs on darkweb 4 bitcoins and buy Sup Forums.
It whould be great he thought!
Don't forget to bring 50p for casual Friday
HEY ASSWIPES! BACK TO WORK.
I'm going to get some coffee, anyone else want coffee?
Hey when your done with the fish can you throw it on the copier?
dark web? is that like that Sup Forums thing? i've heard about it in the news. I hear it's where that hacking grou[ anonymous meets up. All their accounts are specially made for hacking or something
fuck you buddy i was hungry
Black no sugar please
olaarrgh..... bluergh.... sorry im late boss.......
Checked those satan trips lately Mark?
Op's jerking off in the stationery cupboard, again
also can the dickhead with the shotgun pipe down, I'm trying to eat my fish in peace
hey, did you get my email?
Want coffee 2 but it tastes bad since i stop smoke. 7 days one of hell and i feel 2 healthy buuuurrrggghhhhh
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
>tfw working in office with coworkers half my age and an even lower iq
Hey do you guys mind if I eat some beef jerky? It smells pretty bad but I need proteins
FRESH POT?
Yea, the one with pics of of Sophias tits right?
WHO THE FUCK TURNED MY SCREEN UPSIDE DOWN?
fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd:
LOL! this is funny
Call it
should be fine, some cumrag was microwaving fish earlier
Fresh pot. Here you guys go. I brought a few extra cups in case anyone else want some.
I swear to fucking God. When I became a janitor here, I wanted to do normal janitor stuff, not SCRUB OFF GREEN SHIT WHICH SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN FISH FROM URINALS. IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, IM GONNA SHOVE THIS BROOM SO FAR DOWN YOUR ARSE THAT YOU WILL NEVER SHIT AGAIN
Thanks for being with us tonight bill
uh...sophia here. how'd you get my pics?????
It's a real mystery, isn't it.
thanks user
user. I have to copy thi- WHAT THE FUCK, SPAGHETTI?
Wtf is this user I asked for coffee not pot
Hey speaking of things that need a cleaning, can you check the copier?
What the fuck is wrong with it
If it's what I think it is I'm out
There's totaly not cameras in the company bathrooms
FUCKING TRY IT YOU LOW CLASS CLEANING BASTARD I WANTED FISH AND NEEDED TO PISS I DO WHAT I WANT MOTHERFUCKER
Great! Where is the pisscup 4 the boss? A drop of piss from every employee haha^^ It will be great i thought!
Hey thank God it's Friday though right user
still got 20% of the work week to go
gimmie some of that shit, fucking bastard janitors after me now, swear to god
>Oh sorry I dialed the wrong extension. *click*
>it's fucking smegma
I don't even care anymore. I'll clean it only because that's my job
If you wanted to piss, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHIT ALL OVER THE BLOODY URINAL
THERE ARE TOILETS IN THE NEAREST STALL
ARE YOU INDIAN OR SIMPLY RETARDED
"hello, IT? someone changed my password"
But thank God it's not Monday though right user. Mondays suck who's with me?
I think it just gets a little dirty in the area where you copy things from all that paper dust. Its the basement printer you neeed to avoid becuse a couple months ago, some one tried to coppy their shit
What's your name and What's the 1st and 3rd digit to your secret question
Employee smegma 4 the boss!!!
Its uh sophia, and I forgot my securty questions
chunkylover53
secret question?
Dammit!
Why do I keep getting bounced off the server?!!
What the hell is...
Who keeps unplugging the cat5? You think you're funny? You're not funny!
LISTEN UP CUNT THAT SHIT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE BASTARD FUCKING, CURRY MUNCHING, SHITSKIN OF A FUCKING JANITOR
Okay, bear with me a sec Sophia.
>type type type
The question is "What is the name of your childhood best friends' parents aunties first pets sibling? "
who put tape over the photocell detector/LED on my mouse, god dammit????
roscoe. i think
hi chunky lover.
Your secret question is
"Where we're you when Britney shaved her head?"
No thanks I have Keurig on my desk and plenty of k-cups
ok. i 'member now. pw is BIGBOY
Janice, if you weren't such a bitch, I'd feel sorry for you!
someone took my stapler i might set the bulilding on fire
fuckin 'ell, shits made me fucking hungry, i'm going down to maccas, what do you bastards want?
Correct! Okay, resetting your password now.
It was fisheatingsmegmaJanit0rsucks1 by the way :)
Okay I reset it to fagg0t1.
Is there anything else I can help you with today?
Great, and do you need me help you further at all?
>yfw you think you have a higher iq but in reality you have superiority complex.
>yfw no face because you're 40 year old basement dweller that doesn't work for shit and lives with your mom.
Grab me a frozen coke while you're at it.
Hey guys?
W-what's going on down the street?
Hey, got a package for a mister....uhhh, Ravager?
First name?
Hey Peter.
Whaaat's happening?
I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.
Oh, and Sunday.
Richard
Hey did you hear about Janet? Apparently her and the janitor had a scat session on top of the urinals a few days ago. No one has the balls to go clean it up.
Wrong floor. He's on first. He's the bald guy with a lazy eye