You get stuck with this lady on the elevator. What do you say to her?

You get stuck with this lady on the elevator. What do you say to her?

moo

Please marry me.

I flirt awkwardly but I'm too nervous to seal the deal so I invent imaginary signs that she isn't interested.

M-man this sure s-sucks, huh?

if we plunge down is it okay if I land on top of you?

In Canada milk comes in bags.

H..here, eat these eggs

Nice tits, shame about the face.

How's it hanging?

Check my dubs

tips hat
>milady

You have big boobs

Baby want milk milk

Sup bitch those titys got a man?

"We should hop up and down to restart the elevator. "

TOPKEK

if we are stuck here all night at least i have some pillows to sleep on

Your big fat saggy udders are gross. Go get some back saving surgery.

Fark me darlin', 'ave you got big knockers or wot? Fancy a bit of 'ows ya father while we wait for the lift to start workin'?

do you want me to press One?

Sorry about your arms

Well, this is fun.

name?

Fpbp

sorry im not taking a picture of your breasts there is a pidgey on them and im catching it

strike a conversation based on morals and mathematics

We're stuck because theres too much weight. I'm lopping off a nip.

Throw a deadpan "Impressive" and ignore her.

... wait for it.

"Hi, my boobs is name--"

*avert my eyes and pretend I said nothing while wondering if tonight is the night I kill myself*

You don't get stuck on an elevator

...

Nothing, really. I would wait patiently and text my wife to let her know I may be late.

I'm loyal, motherfuckers.

RAPE HER IN THE NIPPLES

Your tits are insane!

>texting a 2D character

My girlfriend wants to know if you're single.

I'd ask how she lost her arms.

yea user newsflash ALL written text uses 2d characters. left to right top to bottom dumbfuck there is no 3d

"Huh. Guess this elevator is...busted!

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Because you're a piece of shit, or because I'm a rare find? Maybe both?

I like your necklace

I'd casually start a conversation then ask her if she wants to see some funny shit and start playing some goofy youtube vids on my phone. Then when we get rescued she'll probably thank me for keeping her sane and calm, give me a hug and I'll invite her to hang out with me and my friends. I'll end up eventually asking if them tits natural or not. It doesn't matter if they are, it'd just be a curiosity gnawing at me.

Oooh, feisty.

is a porn star?

Oh yeah man you are so gonna get laid.

agnetis miracle

Your shoelaces are untied

dive into her breast then uppercut her face until its a pulp
jajajajajaja fuck white people

Impress her with my scout talent by tieing a knot with her tits then proceed to cry

autism-the post

Moo every few minutes

Well, I'd try to keep her calm, and wait a few minutes. If it doesn't look like help is coming, I'd do what I could towards getting us out. As far as SHE goes....uninterested. There is such a thing as "too much" and she's way, way past that. No thanks.

Failfag

so you're not even a little interested in fucking a pretty girl with giant titties?
>you're gay

Respect