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Azor Cersei edition

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King Azor Jon!

I don't know how to feel about this episode. The writing was kinda shit desu. CIA revealed himself to be a massive cuck

MAD QUEEN
MAD QUEEN
MAD QUEEN

queen aerys the 2nd
the mad queen

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Here's a King Landing for ya

Did Ramin Djawadi compose the music in this episode? It was very good.

>the white woIf

LYANNA MORMONT IS MY QUEEN IN THE NORTH

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>Baratheons extinct
>Martells extinct
>Tyrells extinct
>Targaryens extinct in the male line
>Starks extinct in the male line

Who's next

Cersei Wesker edition

So many anti-climactic deaths this season

think GRRM is regretting selling out yet?

QUEENS FUCKING LANDING

>tfw I have to kill another mad king
>tfw god is laughing at my life

TOP 20 FOR TOP 1 LOYAL

Ok so he is definitely playing Bran at this point right? All that shit about the magic and not being able to pass the wall? The weird shifty looks he kept giving them?


Anyone else get the impression he's definitely a Night King doubleagent?

>piano led score at the beginning
completely out of place

- Sparrow didn't leave because...?
- Send Lancel to get Cersei...again, even though it failed last time and one sparrow got killed in the process
- Somehow only the cept blew up when the entire sewers are connected so everything else should have blown up too
- Edmure back to the cells even though Jaime promised a place to stay in Casterly Rock
- "What? Mormont died?" - guy in charge of the most knowable place of westeros. Mormont died like 5 years ago in the show
- Loli king was necessary to convince the north to aid Jon
- Loli king successfully convinced them with a shitty speech that has nothing to do with the White Walkers
- The north supports Jon even though they don't even know what war Jon was talking about because he never told them since loli king interrupted him
- Arya can change face when she isn't a faceless man
- Faceless man priest actually let her go, I thought it was a meme until that scene
- Awkward scene of Arya killing Walder
- Arya successfully infiltrated, killed 3 freys, carried them to the kitchen, cooked them, and then served to Walder without anyone noticing? Wew lad
- Tommen kills himself for no fucking reason
- Lancel gets crippled by a tiny stab done by a little girl
- Cersei is crowned king when Jaime was right there
- Teleporting Varys
- Dorian's speech stolen and mutilated
- Dohraki on their own ships, they don't even know how to sail
- What do the dragons eat? Where do they rest? They aren't actually flying for months straight non-stop right?

>mfw I realize Dany is going to win

where the fuck was ghost at

got an hq cap of queen cersei close up?

fuck off KSR

Anyone else cried when Lyanna made Ned promise her and the fucking stark music transitioned into the Jon KINDAINDANORF scene? God damn the score in this show is fucking fantastic.

Euron makes Qyburn archmaester

screencap this

Didn't a person revive as a zombie inside the wall?

I genuinely feel bad for Jaime.

I wish he could just go back to the Rock, marry some Westerlands girl and live quietly for the rest of his days.

Who did it better?

Arya is just gonna stab her in the cunt

Since they haven't even introduced Aegon in the show it's a pretty safe assumption he has no relevance in the game right? He's basically a GRRM red herring.

I mean I can't see them introducing and shoe-horning a completely brand new character with any real importance with one season left.

>another le evil white man

Seeing how the show is going now I wouldn't doubt it.

>Targaryens extinct in the male line
Did you even watch the episode?

juicy

>Starks extinct in the male line

Well, we don't know for sure Bran's dick don't work

WHERE WAS LOTHAR FREY

All Hail Queen Cersei Lannister, First of her name, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Queen of the Andals and the First Men and Protector of the Realm.

he didn't fly so good

>The Nights King

thats not even worth bringing up at this point d&d dont care about consistency

>CIA gets rejected by the daughter of the woman who rejected him

pottery

Yes.

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Does anyone have a link to the episode?

M-Margaery death was painless right? S-She was probably vaporized in a matter of seconds

;__;

Threadly reminder that Bran is going to act as a sleeper agent for the Night's King. Just as the mark on his arm allowed the NK to bypass the protective barriers of the Three Eyed Raven's hobble, so too will it allow him to bypass the wall.

Bastard + no proof of lineage

did arya free edmure?

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How was this episode, lads?

Looks like every kingdom of Westeros is going to be ruled by a woman except the North and the Vale.

Irons Islands - Yara
King's Landing - Cersei
The Reach - Olenna
Dorne - Sand Snakes
Westeros - Dany

Anyone else notice how Ellaria has had the Dorne banners changed now to strictly the Sun?

With no more House Martell, no more spear, Dorne is straight Roynar now

>Baratheons extinct
who is gendry
>Starks extinct in the male line
who is bran
>targs extinct
ok fuck off idiot

Is she really supposed to be in charge or did it get so complicated that people said "fuck it" and put her in charge?

I don't know why he would be. He wrote the story, if it attracts a crowd he doesn't like it's his own damn fault.

>Loli king

Bastards don't count.

So, why wasn't R+L=J explained?

>The Sand Skanks are allying with Kelly C
>Small girl made Jon Kingedanorf
>Arya *teleports behind u*
>Sansa distancing herself from Jon because she's the rightful heir or whatever
>Cersei in charge

What does DnD mean by this?

HE LOVES SANSA AND ITS CUTE SHUT UP FAG

Nah, lass is a cunt.

I kept waiting for Theon to say

>Am I your brother now and always

Jon need to kill him in combat

>send lancel to get cersie...again
I gotta agree, they implied violence if someone had to go get cersei physically, kinda silly to only send lancel when the priest knew full well violence was to come

Aegon ties to the golden company, which ties to the blackfyres, which is too much damn backstory.

REEEEEEEEEEE RANDYLL TARLY BETTER FUCK CERSEI'S SHIT UP NEXT SEASON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH

>among us.. a legend, the one they call Jon of Winterfell, the White Wolf.

delicious frey pie

Because it didn't happen.

of course he is. as soon as night king marked bran, the three eyed raven's defense were gone. same thing will happen with the spell that prevents him from crossing the wall

Okay I like rare burgers but that meat looks like it's still cold

>Calls him Jon Snow when calling him King

:^)

Seriously are DnD this fucking retarded?

That entirely depends. Was Benjen aware of how Bran and the Three-eyed Raven became compromised? If not, then it's not suspicious. But if Ben knows he was fucking marked then yeah, he's definitely fucking with him. Also, Bran and Meera should have some common fucking sense about not crossing the wall.

>who is gendry

A bastard with no proof

>who is bran

A cripple whose dick doesn't work anymore

>ok fuck off idiot

Only surviving male is a bastard with no proof

Salsa won't reject him. And he took Cat's maidenhead

Tell that to Aegon, not that they'll put him in this show.

All on point except for:
>Tommen kills himself for no fucking reason

if you don't understand that given how emotionally fragile and immature he is you're an idiot. also keeping in mind he actually loved smirkfu.

Of course she is, she has been a Mary Sue-type character since the dude that was boning her died.

And idiots were saying her time with the faceless men was wasted.

>me on the left, my whole life

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Theon will rule the Iron Islands. Yara will probably be killed by Euron when Dany's fleet is destroyed near Oldtown or Casterly Rock.

stop trying to make 'lads' happen.

it's not going to happen

that was by far the funniest moment in the entire series.

What do you think he will do now?

Guys, theres no way the line of sucession works that way right? Even if Tommen died without kids, no way the other lords of Westeros would accept Cersei as queen just because she was his mother

Bearloli gets JONED when?

Maybe her fucktoy or something

>mfw cia is just sansa's jorah

Starks have been extinct in the male line since Bael the Bard and Jon is a patrillineal Targaryen

HE IS THE WHITE WOLF!!

>"Promise me"

THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED CONFIRMED

Blackfyre fucking shits are no better.

Didn't occur. Lyanna had sex with an Other in the crypts of Winterfell. Wait for it. Little Lyanna is coming back next season for a pivotal scene.

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what

>bran wargs into aemon and aemon is king now
>no aerys
>no mad king
shows over

Uh oh. Shut it down guys. The fun police are here.

Why did High Sparrow send only Lancel to get Cersei?

How did he think it'll work?

Last time Lancel + 10 others went to get Cersei and couldn't do it.

How does he think Lancel alone could do it?

?+L=J

They still never confirmed it. Who is it?

that just destroys their claims, doesn't make them extinct...they still exist

though they might as well be extinct with no proofs

>tfw got to rub sister's qt friend's feet while watching the ep

Who is Gendry
Who is Sand Snakes
Who is Olenna (probably the last one and can't bear children so soon extinct yes)
Who is Jon Targaryen
Who is Bran

(bastards can be legitimized)

Hey Sup Forums
I didn't make it yesterday, had a night shift
Just Spoil my shit up, would you kindly?

Out the window

But bloodlines are a meme anyway.