/got/ general

King's Landing edition

King Azor Jon!

So, will this be the end of /got/?

It wasn't a teleport after all!

How can Cersei be queen??

>tfw /got/ gets banned

Azor Cersei

srs can anyone answer how arya became a shapeshifter

power moves

That's actually a pretty clever joke. Lyanna is pleased.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

BAH GAWD, TOMMEN HITS A SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE

Are feminists flipping a shit yet over the fact that Sansa got passed over for Lordship of the North for no reason?

literally everyone else is dead

Jon will probably marry Dany because the writers will it, but by all rights he should marry Lyanna Mormont once she comes of age in a few years

>tfw no bearloli to cuddle with

- Sparrow didn't leave because...?
- Send Lancel to get Cersei...again, even though it failed last time and one sparrow got killed in the process
- Somehow only the cept blew up when the entire sewers are connected so everything else should have blown up too
- Edmure back to the cells even though Jaime promised a place to stay in Casterly Rock
- "What? Mormont died?" - guy in charge of the most knowable place of westeros. Mormont died like 5 years ago in the show
- Loli king was necessary to convince the north to aid Jon
- Loli king successfully convinced them with a shitty speech that has nothing to do with the White Walkers
- The north supports Jon even though they don't even know what war Jon was talking about because he never told them since loli king interrupted him
- Arya can change face when she isn't a faceless man
- Faceless man priest actually let her go, I thought it was a meme until that scene
- Awkward scene of Arya killing Walder
- Arya successfully infiltrated, killed 3 freys, carried them to the kitchen, cooked them, and then served to Walder without anyone noticing? Wew lad
- Tommen kills himself for no fucking reason
- Lancel gets crippled by a tiny stab done by a little girl
- Cersei is crowned king when Jaime was right there
- Teleporting Varys
- Dorian's speech stolen and mutilated
- Dohraki on their own ships, they don't even know how to sail
- What do the dragons eat? Where do they rest? They aren't actually flying for months straight non-stop right?

Anything else?

RIP Mace the Ace

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Is Preston on suicide watch now?

Any moment can be his last. Don't trigger him so

>Takes 2 episodes for Arya to get back to Westeros
>Will take at least 7 episodes next season to get back to Winterfell

FLOWER POWER

WE'RE THE NORTH AND THE VALE,
WE'RE THE NORTH AND THE VALE
FUCK OFF CERSEI,
WE'RE THE NORTH AND THE VALE!

Jon + Lyanna

Did you cry?

worked pretty much like a slave for a shapeshifting cult for months or years personally learning the craft of removing people's faces and turning them into masks

did you miss an episode or two

Haha remember when Sam ruined Gilly's life by stealing the sword?

Keep it in one thread

Doesn't matter. Bran is the one true king.

It's magic, man.

In a show where Gods grant people the ability to resurrect and wear other people's faces it's not such a reach.

Was it teleportation?

...

How dare she pass over CIA

Lyanna Mormont sensed a good marriage potential. She is grooming Jon to be worthy of her.

>tfw /got/ hibernates for another 9 months

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

>King's Landing edition

kek

Jaime

>not marrying her RIGHT NOW

why not

do you even CK2:AGOT?

And anyone that's going to challenge her for it has to kill Gregor. I'm sure some peasant would have killed Brother-Fucker by now and let the gods sort out who should be king, if it weren't for Gregor.

autist

How Freudian.

Davos is hitting it

Tommen's suicide was pretty well done desu.

she just cut and washed people then fought with a stick

where does shapeshifting come into that, she didn't even pass her entrance exam

>killing the entire family of your only ally

What did she mean by this?

>haha wow, just turn your brain off, didn't you see the dragons? the episode was great!

Wylla, the Manderlys and most of the Great Northern Conspiracy were cut because it made Stannis look good.

Thoughts?

pls no

Lay Mormont gonna be the best character of GOT on the Internet in the next months (by the normies and cunny lovers)

Cap this.

MY KING UNTIL HIS LAST DAY

Anyone make a jiff of it yet? I need another "fuck this thread" response

When the Stark theme really hit during the transition i got teary eyed. GOAT soundtrack.

But did he suffer?

yes

>Daenerys and Margaery double-team sucking on your cock

may as well be dead

Did anyone else get a Clockwork Orange vibe off of that zoom out?

She already is, m8.

Everyone fucking loves her, Sup Forums included.

>hey Ned, that war you just fought because you thought I was kidnapped? turns out I'm just a slut. also i had a kid, can you do me a favor and ruin your honor by keeping my slut secret so my kid doesn't get rightfully murdered by the king who just won by conquest and wants to prevent further civil war? thanks. you were a good friend

what did Lyanna Stark mean by this?

>arya teleports behind walder frey
>"nothing personal, gramps"
> "haha, just kiddin, its very personal, fuck you"
>jaimi tips fedora, then teleports back to kings landing
>varys teleports behind the sand sneks
"blood... and fire... uh... bye"
>teleports behind dany
>"I DID IT MY QUEEN"
>"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???"
>all the northern lords then teleport to winterfell
>"KING IN DA NORF"

everyones teleporting and shit...

what the hell is going on here?

Why didn't Varys just Instant Transmission into the Great Sept, grab everyone and Instant Transmission out?

i want to fuck tommen

>Wardens, killers of the evil beyond the wall, Black knights, the ones that protect our kingdom, among us the North King, the one they call Jon Snow....The White Wolf...

>Varys is in Dorne one second and Mereen the next

Is le no cock man hiding a private jet somewhere?

Why am I so happy for her?

was this arya thinking about killing jaime or some random wench who arya killed later

Jesus, my opinion is really gonna get memed forever, isn't it?

I was just answering some user 2 threads ago about what parts of the episode I didn't like.

Anyone have a link to the fAegon "leak"? I'm interested in it now that it became slightly true.

Maybe he was just very mistaken and thought Cersei's coronation was Rhaenys's coronation? Cersei is wearing the same fucking outfit leakbro described as Rhaenys's and the scene had the same gloomy lighting.

I don't understand the part about the blue lips and freakishly long fingernails though. That couldn't be further from the truth.

Gonna be honest, i felt bad for him and Margary

First for the Mad Queen

welp, I guess it's over for now.

been a pleasure shitposting with you gentlemen

LMAO I was thinking this as it happened.

She was probably raped

Question: Is the vale part of the Kingdom of the North now?

Ned, you are dickless fool, act like a dickless fool for me.

so fucking pissed off

ugh

I agree with all your points, however I must add that Jaime renounced his claim to the throne when he became part of the Kingsguard.

Azor Cersei

JDIMSA

That fucking theme gets me every time

I seriously spit my drink at this post. So fucking true.

What about Varys teleporting to Dorne and back in the same episode?

>Intro directed by Christopher Nolan
>9/11 on the Sept
>Tommen commits sudoku without hesitating
>SHAME
>Winter has finally come
>Dany will be the Lesbian Queen, first of her name
>WHITE WOLF

What a fucking 10/10 episode

>Entire great hall is empty during meal time when it should be crowded
>Arya managed to kill at least two grown men, dragged their carcasses to the kitchen, hacked them into little pieces and then baked them into a pie

Did she kill the entire garrison or something?

your list is good until
>Tommen kills himself for no fucking reason
he just saw his wife and family die when the 2nd largest building in the city suddenly exploded. and isnt he like 15? teens are always moody and even a small thing like cyberbullying can push them to suicide

Bookfag pls answer

>Before departing to the Tower of the Hand for a good night's sleep, Tyrion turns around and looks at the royal couple, her grace Queen Daenerys and Prince consort Jon Stark, and says, "truly, it was a song of ice and fire"
>"more like a Game of Thrones", says Varys who had been hiding in the shadows until then
>both laugh
>"Aaahh, but was it not truly, shall we say, a clash of kings" remarks a handsomely robed Littlefinger as he strolls into the Great Hall
>"Mayhaps we should ponder how, at the very end it was merely a storm of swords, my friend" Varys retorts
>"Aye, might as well call the bloody damn thing a feast for crows," says Sandor Clegane as he strides in clutching his battered left arm
>"Do I not get a say?" remarks an amused Dany. "Was it not a Dance with Dragons?"
>"Yes, though twas the Winds of Winter that brought us all together," answers Jon
>"I-I o-only hope, that, in t-the end, we can all h-hold tight to our hearts t-this Dream of Spring" a muffled Pycelle squeaks from his deathbed
>Tyrion resumes his walk and begins whistling the Rains of Castamere as the credits fade-in
>and who

>tfw no more pycelle :(

So ignoring Cersei having all the power and proclaiming herself Queen, who should actually rule upon Tommens death? From the perspective of the people of the GoT world that Tommen was Robert's heir, who is supposed to have succeeded him?

All Robert's "true born" children are dead, all his brothers are dead, all his brothers heirs are dead. Would it go to Gendry if it was known he was Robert's bastard? Maybe a Baratheon cousin? In universe, who is supposed to rule after Tommen dies?

Arya wanted to fuck Jaime.

>knows full well Stannis and his wife burned their daughter to save their asses
>IT DOESNT MATTER ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
what the fuck is his problem

>just randomly land in westeros
you can't fucking sail a boat to land in the middle of nowhere, especially since arya doesn't know how to sail herself. so she needs to book a passage to a coastal town then travel by land to the twins

Arya is so fucking ugly, glad I don't have to see her face for another year

Can anyone answer some questions here?

A) What is the mountain actually doing with that nun bitch? Is he just going to rape her over and over? Torture her? It was really ambiguous.

B) How did Arya get all the way back so fast? Is it implied that the timelines are not in sync e.g. we watched Arya training and then it goes to Jon which is happening a few weeks after Arya is training etc?

C) Why did Arya have a mask? Has she got the skills to make faces now (I thought it was some ritualistic thing), or did Jaqen give it to her for some unknown reason? Everything to do with Arya is stupid.

I don't read the books but I don't care about spoilers, so if anyone knows some shit I'd like to hear it.

Episode tool place over the span of several weeks, not that hard to understand

WHERE THE FUCK IS GHOST
HE WAS LITERALLY IN ONE EPISODE REEEEE

When?

I don't think Arya had taken her face yet, because she seemd genuinely interested in eyefucking jaime.

Arya +1
Lady Tarth+1

The rest are irredeemable shit

AZOR JON, KING IN THE NORTH, WOLF AND DRAGON, DEFENDER OF MANKIND AGAINST THE LONG NIGHT