Secret / Advice / Vent thread

Secret / Advice / Vent thread

There is this girl at work, who seems to be somewhat into me.
Overly friendly, mildly flirty, ask family and friends about me

But, she has a BF, and is like 25. (i'm 20)

I know that I should try to keep my distance to a degree, but she is just too tempting. Being the good kinda chubby and all

Dubs says go for it

Well. I know she likes me at least as a friend, given that she responds to any texts I send her. But I wonder, is there the chance of her liking me as more?

I tried meeting up with her, but while she always answers enthusiastically, we never actually do.

But the thing with her is that she presents her self as being quite shy, and probably socially anxious as fuck.

She's even said that she is trying "to come out of her shell"

Should I message her something like "Hey, you know we've talked a lot but I don't think I know about any of your hobbies/interests, want to share?"

Well, maybe not worded like that. But that idea.

I want to show her that I really meant it when I said that we should talk more often. (As it stands I only initiate, and its monthly at best)

Eh. kinda want to, but don't at the same time.

If she wants to use me as an upgrade, whats to say that she won't move onto another guy.

Bump

i might be gay but im too busy with my wife and kids to act on it

SHE IS A TRAP!
Don't talk about shit.
Just mildy rape her on day and quit your job.

>protruding roastie
Gross.

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

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Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

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bump

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I'm 22 and haven't dated in a flong time. I'm partly scarred, partly scared. I've also very busy.
I like a girl, but I'm an exchange student.
Whatever I do spells disaster. I'm swallowing trying to make a move because I know it won't end well.

Even if she dumps her boyfriend and goes for you, that will just prove that she's a slut. You sure you want to get a girl who will just sleep with other men behind your back once you get with her?

That's my thing.


If she wants to use me as an upgrade, whats to say that she won't move onto another guy after me?

...

Well, if you're already thinking about it, it will most likely happen. Don't go for it.

I dont like chocolate milk

When I was 13, I lost my virginity to my cousin on the first day of a family reunion, I'd never met him before that day. And over the course of the week, he fucked me at last 50 times.

Yea. I am not planning on it. Still, kinda tempting though, even if just to fuck her.

I once looked at an ad for a HP printer.

I have a Russian friend I have been practicing the language with and she has been practicing English. We have been talking for a few months now, we Skype for about 2 hours a day about 3-5 times a week and text all the rest of the time alot.

She seems like she honestly might be the one, but I am not sure. She's smart, funny, and obviously cute but that's not all I'm after, she's just genuinely one of the best girls ivd ever met.

Obviously I'm not crazy, I want to actually meet her before anything happens. See if I really like her as much as it seems, and vice versa.

She doesn't have a boyfriend and won't for a while. She is far to busy with school (college 20). And says she wants to travel after school.

I want to plan a trip to go to Russia anyways, as its the whole reason I'm learning the language...But I also want to visit her. She seemed to like the idea alot. But I just don't know what to do...

Am I fucking up. Tell me am I being stupid or not. Any advice

green text it.

Smack her across the mouth and fart in her face.

Shit the fuck up and fuck it you fucking fuck
Besides if the fucking sucks everything else you guys have will mean fuck all and she will fuck off and you will be left fucked. So fuck her make her crave your dick and everything else will fall into place. Fuck.

Should I go to the pub next Friday or weekend? I don't socialize with people. Was thinking I'd just go and drink some water there and maybe try to talk to someone there. I don't friends, and am a KHV.

Honestly bro, if you want to go to the country, you should do that and hey, she will be a bonus. Even if things don't end up how you wanted it to end, you'll still have a friend and have had company while visting.

Once, when nobody was looking, I slowly took out my hankerchief and wiped my nose... then put it back in my pocket.

>be me 9
>wanna try sex
>sister not far away
>try not to sex
>sex a lot
>first gf
>since then, no sex (16btw)

solid strategy, there were some cohesive ideas in there.
Thanks bro, yeah I just feel like maybe I shouldn't see her. The chances of it working are so small I might as well just fuck back packers chicks the whole trip. But I know it wouldn't make me happy, so nothing ventured nothing gained. Thanks again

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I honestly like a girl, but don't know how to get closer to her. Anyone can help, annons ?

mods
mooooooooooodsss

wat ?

you need your diapers changed?

Who cares. Get a load off... if she's gonna cheat with you she'll cheat on you.

Game up fag

Watched neighbors have sex outside window. Watched till he came and left. They had no idea.

Talk to her in person. Get her number, ask her out.

Try not to get stuck in limbo like me.

True. I guess maybe use her for a one off fuck, then just move on.

i'm already in limbo...
Talking to her irl, and by fb, but not feeling like she likes me even though sometimes i have the impression)

Well. Just talk to her a bit more often.

Also, what makes you think that maybe there might be something ?

I have a similar situation

Since i was 15 i sometimes steal underwear/clothes from my sister and mother. When i was 18 i let a 63 year old man fuck me however he wanted. He made me his little sissy slut. I was his little girl and i loved it. After a year of after-school fucking and lying to my parents that i'm sleeping over at someones house i broke connections with him

I cant stop thinking about my girlfriends younger sister.
Shes 16.
Its really frustrating me, because i dont want to keep thinking about her. I love my girlfriend, but her sister just gets my cock hard.

What do i do Sup Forums?
Do i just pinch myself every time i think about it?

Well. I sent her this.

>Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.

So, yea, hopefully it works out well with her

Once, when I was very drunk, on vodka I think, I shouted out loud.

bu,mp

welp, she sometimes acts ike she wants to talk/hang out with me

I ran someone over and drove away a few months ago. the guy died...

Oh
The girl I posted about does shit like this.


>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.

>When I ask her to meet up, it seems like she wants to, but we never actually follow through with it

I'm surely overreading things, but i'm madly in love

Mine does the same, so i really don't know what to think, hard times, eh user

Honestly, who knows.

Is she shy or socially anxious in general?
Does she treat you any differently than others?

Yea. I'm trying to get closer with her through text (Not the best choice, but I don't have any other options, as no real opportunities to see her)

Try that, and see where it goes from there?

I rigged the election so that trump would win

and you would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky Clintons!

I clogged a toilet on the day our elementary school custodian was retiring, the mess was so impressive that it made her cry lol

Not shy in general, but she kinds of treats me with more attention than others, but she still does not start the conversations

I've been dosing my boyfriends best friend with hormones for three months now.

Interesting. I think that yours might be into you, but kinda nervous to proceed.


Mine is known to be shy and possibly socially anxious. And she does treat me differently than most of her friends. Kinda seems to want to open up, doesn't.

Probably into you to, but too shy as well.
I'm going to try to talk to her a lot, problem is, she is my sister's best friend, so when i wanna talk to her, she hangs out with her, and i avoid flirting with her when she is with my sister

What's the safest way/place to explore my bicuriosity? I need cock.. and discretion. But mostly just cock in my mouth..

uh why

Possible that she is into me, but she does know that I am into her aswell, so yea. Who knows.


As for you, just try to talk to her enough to get closer mostly. Maybe then she may feel comfortable enough to meet up, and then move from there

tbh I'd go for a local bookstore, p sure gloryholes are actually rather safe but I'm not 100% sure. Worth looking around, though, especially so you don't just get Craiglist raped out of thirst or some shit

I think that she knows that i'm into her, bu t not sure, but i'll keep working harder to reach my goal, thanks user, you really helped me ^^

No Problem.
Good luck with your girl

And now to just wait on mine to respond. (Has taken anywhere from 2 minutes all the way to 25 hrs to respond in the past)

I'm a 18 year old virgin, but a few days ago I had sex with a transgender/trap guy and it was awesome. I've known that im bi for a while but I only like guys in a sexual way. I just don't get anywhere with girls and finding guys seems to be way easier. The trap I fucked sent me a message after he saw my kik somewhere and he lived closeby, so I said what the hell lets try it.
Now I'm just really fucking confused about everything because I kind of want to do it again

Good luck with yours, but the 25 hours hurt pretty badly, i know them too..

Yea, thanks.

Then again she does work 2 Jobs, and takes 7 classes. Plus just started at the Fire Department.

So yea

Trap here. Do it again, duh.

We need love too

call her bro

Yeah, yours is hardcore, mine just takes classes

Maybe a little too much so.
According to her, she has damn near no time to her self currently.

Eh, Not quite at that point yet. Haven't verbally spoken to her since fucking May.

Maybe then you should take her out so that she can relax ? i dunno
But may is a long time, don't you never run into her ?

I want to date and eventually marry my one friend, were both dudes.

At the same time I also would like a relationship with a qt 3.15 republican girl, we bonded over trump and videogames

I also dont want to get married at all but I know my "other half" regardless of who it is would help me be a better person just because I understand the idea of codependancy completely.

Ive known my bro for way longer but I want children and this girl is literally my best chance to have a normal life for once. Since my bro has a spinal condition and will probably die young id end up a widower at the age of 30 but I really do care about him.

I dont know what to do

>Maybe then you should take her out so that she can relax ?
Wanting to get to that point, but is absurdly busy like I mentioned here >But may is a long time, don't you never run into her ?
Not really. Only saw her ~4 times in passing, but never long enough to actually speak. (One time did start smiling at me, but was talking on the phone at that moment)

gook gook pick up your dumb chink ass from the casino you pretend to work at cunt. fyi your delusional self brainwash sessions are embarrassing, flailing around like the retarded potato you really are is not something to be proud of.
Seriously you chinks are stupid and ugly as fuck kill yourselves you frauds.

Ouch. I'm with you user, if you win, you're da mvp

Yeah, I weigh like 100 lbs so the stranger dangers real. Gloryholes seem like a one way ticket to herpes though ):

SHAME ON YOU TRAVELLING ALL THE WAY BACK AINT GOT NO CHANCE BLIND DOG YOU SOLD YOUR SOLD BOY YOURE GOING DOWN ALL THE WAY DOWN BOY HELLHOUNDS ON YOUR TRAIL BOY HELLHOUNDS ON YOUR TRAIL

Yea. Thanks, tough situation.

I messaged her something like this
> Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.

Waiting on if she'll respond or anything

eh. I would just try and move on. She likely isn't going to leave her BF for you so any time spent lusting over her with that near 0 possibility is time wasted on your end. It also invites a lot of self-inflicted pain.

I say go for it man. I'm dating this girl (only been about a month) and shes pursuing a school out of state. If she doesn't get in, she may go to a school in town, but her dream is to move this state. I know this relationship has an expiration date. But its been an amazing experience and has allowed me to truly enjoy the day to day with her. Plus its good experience -- helping me learn more about what I need in a relationship.

Nothing wrong with that man, so long as you're safe (protection wise). If you must hide your sexuality, thats fine. But don't be ashamed (it sounds like you aren't).

eh, treat it as natural human lust. Try not to dwell on it. The feeling itself isn't unnatural or even that weird. But pursuing it is what makes you cross into the bounds of getting in trouble and kinda being a shitty person. If you feel you lack the self control, recognize that as an issue and try to distance yourself from the situation because if that situation ever blew up (spoiler, with young girls it almost always does) its hard to move on from that.

Tinder! Use protection and you should be good! If you're of age, gay bars are good and a lot of men would likely be really turned on by a guy exploring their sexuality.

I ate my dog last night. I knew there was nothing more to do to save her so I decided to end her suffering and then ate her.

>eh. I would just try and move on. She likely isn't going to leave her BF for you so any time spent lusting over her with that near 0 possibility is time wasted on your end. It also invites a lot of self-inflicted pain.

Really wasn't planning on doing anything with her.

But, I won't rule out a one off fuck with her. But that's it.

I really just want to find a nice girlfriend and settle down. I have HPV. I'll likely get over it, but I can't have sex until it's gone.

I also hate my hometown and everyone hates me and I don't have any friends anymore - especially because I supported Trump. I really want to move after I'm done with school. I need to go. I might go to the military. I just want someone who cares about me to be honest.

bump

Fucking hat Trump and HTC. And just about all of them

My cousin and I have sex a lot shes really hot and shes older than me. I know I cant be with her so i want to tell her no but shes threatening to expose us if we stop. Idk what do

My coworker is a vindictive, spiteful bitch so I used her chap stick on my arse hole.

What time who? Hahahahahaha? Where u been at slick? He done change is name to...suit yourself, old man. Yea sure been a lo time since we seen eachother when you were 17. Oh no according to this the deal is still on...you got what you're suppose to get. Ain't no reason to break a deal, unless you got a switch. I got a big white fella from Memphis who made a deal with me. Name is A.... oh yeah forgot that. Ain't that too bad. Unless you might wanna save him for it? You in? I'll tear his contract, but what I get if my wins? Oh I get us there real quick.

Find a way to scare her worse. Treat the situation delicately and don't strike until you're sure she's going to

It's unlikely she'll go down with the ship though, any evidence she has is probably self incriminating and it's not like you couldn't make more if it isn't

Bump

Get there first, tell everyone your sicko cousin has the hots for you and she tried to make moves on you. Anything she says after that can be put down to her trying to screw you over for being honest.

until good business gets you fucked up
>that's bad for business

>be me
>go to a party last night
>420 in car beforehand
>start talking to 6/10 grill
>420 with gril later on
>Hangout most of the party
>Lotsoftalking.mp3
>End up just going to sleep
>i didn't make a move the whole time
>snapchat her today with an immediate response
>Convo dies down
I'm pretty sure she's got a boyfriend but idk if she's into me what do I do?

I am the Sup Forums killer and I have finally killed my latest target, question guy.

If you've been following my threads I finally narrowed his city down to Vancouver. I pretended to be a girl and responded positively to his advances in his confessions thread in order to arrange to meet him

We were to meet at a coffee shop in his neighborhood because he wouldn't tell me where he lived. But I convinced him to meet near his house because I told him I was interested in something more than just meeting.

When I saw someone come in that was wearing the clothes he described I followed Jim home to his apartment. I think he got cold feet because he didn't wait for the girls he was supposed to meet.

I knocked on his door and when he answered told him my car broke down and asked if I could use his phone. He let me in and went to get his cellphone. I followed him into the kitchen and saw my opportunity when I saw the knife block on the counter. I quickly grabbed a knife and slit his throats from behind. I pulled too hard because I nearly lost control of his head (had one hand holding his hair).

I washed up quickly and got out quickly when I heard footsteps upstairs.

Take this as a word of warning to any other creepers or trannies or bronies. I'll get you too if you keep posting your crap.

Some weird people can read my thoughts and talk to me somehow. Tightly focused radio waves or microwave harrassment. It's ruined my thought proccesses and life and given me intrusives. They can see what I imagine. Not sure about dreams. It's annoying. No one will ever believe me.

Do you have any foresight at all? Stop being irresponsible with your advice, this is an awful fuckin idea.

Guarantee she has texts/nudes/something that will directly incriminate user, the second he jumps ship she'll throw him under the bus too

no such thing
get rid of all electronics and you should be fine unless you live alone
in which case, make friends with a camera and upload daily to some site.