Tell us about the last time you had sexual contact with another person.
>Day before yesterday
>fighting with gf
>she realizes she was basically her fault
>gives me sweet blowjob in way of apology
>unload all my frustrations in her mouth
>she keeps me in her mouth until I'm well into the post-cum bliss
Pic related, but not me
Cool story bro
I married so....I never have sex
massage parlor whore gave me a handjob while sucking my nipples and moaning. she had her tits out and let me suck her nipples. she wouldn't drop the pants but did let me rub her pussy over them all I wanted.
wanted a blowjob but she "never does that"
dubs confirm. and I confirm
married. never have secks
Last Friday night a feminist swallowed my cum.
>Pic related, but not me
so it's her blowing someone else?
>cuck
>september
>go to friend's appartment for party
>get shitfaced, do friend's dishes
>one of friend's female roomies comes up to me and is really appreciative
>go into the other room and talk about cooking and watch guy fieri
>make out with her
>she takes me into her room
>whiskey dick engaged
>awkwardly shuffle around cuddling with her, keeping her up and probably making her mad
>in the morning, whiskey dick gone but feel sick
>grind against her, she's all about it
>lose boner
>get up and blow chunks into their toilet
read that as
>go into the other room and talk about cooking and watch guy fieri make out with her
I'd watch that shit
>last night
>asked for a bj
>fucked her ass instead
we'd have to be tripping pretty hard to see that, still I can't say that wouldn't be funny.
>last night
>asked for a bj
>got fucked in the ass instead
Late august,
Me and my ex had recently broken up at at the time.
We got extremely drunk.
We started cuddling. Then started to make out. She invited me into her room and we fucked until she got up to throw up.
Shes the best fuck ive ever had. Still miss her
Never,
never tried.
I'm a good programmer.
maybe one day you will find someone who lets you do stuff like that, until then stay mad cuckboy
someone can't take the piss
>>lose boner
>>get up and blow chunks into their toilet
chicks love it when you do that when they try to fuck you
>Asian sloot I hung out with and fucked a few days ago wanted to fuck again
>knew she was into rough sex and being dominated
>fucked this bitch for 2 hours, slapped her ass, fucked her mouth and pussy, choked her by pulling her hair around neck
>she still wanted more and I hadn't even cum because I was more interested in making her cum
>had to bail before her roommates got back, couldn't keep my hands off of her while I kissed her as I left
>not even mad I didn't cum
We are supposed to fuck again for even longer tomorrow, so glad I found a bitch that can keep up and has matching kinks
>never
>/thread
>about a month ago
>wife wants just vag sex
>no oral
>she cums buckets
>change positions
>she's expecting more vag sex
>hold her down and fuck her ass instead
>having to deal with gf shit
>but hey at least she gave me a blowie so I'll just keep forgiving her for her drama
modern relationships are pathetic
>December 25, 2015
>Itaewon, Seoul, Republic of Korea
>around 8:00 PM
>visit Hooker Hill
>9/10 Korean hooker calls me into her little 'room'
>turns out, I don't want her and start asking the mamasan for a fatter woman
>light-argue for a few minutes before they 'call someone' who kind of fits what I'm looking for
>mamasan makes sure I can't leave by putting foot on my knee as I sat down
>a few mins later, 10/10 Venezuelan chick shows up
>it's her
>they want $200, but I talk them down to $80
>Venezuelan chick and I go to her apartment about 50 or so feet away
>we fuck
>I'm not really into Latina chicks, so I stretch the 10 minutes into 30 trying to cum
>imagine I'm fucking one of my Puerto Rican friends who looks every bit of white
>not really into white women either, but whatever. She has a big ass
>cum
>"don't ever use that on a korean woman, or you'll kill her!" she says
>smile.js
>get dressed
>leave
>go to Myeongdong to shop around before heading back to hotel in Unseo
Where do you find massages companies like this?
Op here.
It's funny, right up until I cum I really want her to swallow and make a big deal about it, but as soon as I cum I lose all interest in what she does with it.
>Be me
>Sophmore year in highschool
>move to trashy part of cali
>meet girl in history class 7/10
>get her number next day
>2 weeks into talking, convince her to let me come over
>go to "house"
>middle of dipshit nowhere
>45 mins of driving. Finally arive
>fucking trailer home... Fml
>walk in...
>greeted by dad...
>wtf.png
>you must be user.
>end up meeting family and they force me to sleep on getto foldout bed in living room...
>fml.. Can't sleep
>text girl to see if she is up
>she can't sleep
>tells me shes horny
>sneak in her room
>tells me to come lay next to
>lays next to her
>wraps arm around her
>starts to reach down
>girl never shaved im her life
>gag.png
>semi turns into raging boner
>first time touching pussy
>she takes panties off
>sits on raging boner
>raw dawg for starts to cum
>pulls out
>girl instant goes to suck while cumming
>eyerollingback.png
>best night ever.
>girl never shaved im her life
lol wut
Hard time finding pussy only thing that helped sas she was soaked. Still not bad. 8.5/10 would recommend smashing hairy chick
Was at home. Gf was in other city, so I decided to invite someone over. She came. We had to to anal, but I was a bit nervous, because of overall stress, so I let her only suck my dick. After a minute or so I came into her mouth, she swallowed it all. Was a bit dissapointed, but overall happy because, she was afraid of her ass to be sore. Afterwards we talked about world and philosophy.
>day before last
>girl I talk to regularly
>decide to meet up since we're both in town
>gives blowjob
>not into it
>its not good
>takes me an hour to cum and I do half the work just to make it end
not a fan
wont do it again
>Be driving home from a wedding Saturday night with my gf.
>She's pretty drunk and horny.
>Tell her to take her panties off and give me a BJ.
>Start to finger her while she's sucking my cock.
> She starts to moan and says she wants the D.
> See a carpark, say fuck it, park up behind a tree trying to hide the car from the road...only half hidden.
>Gf comes round to the drivers door and sucks on the D for a few more minutes, Diamonds, turns around spreads her legs and I pull her skin tight dress up.
> Start pumping her from behind and making her moan loud as fuck.
> Car drives by road, she freaks out and walks to the bush to pretend pop a squat.
> Car pulls into a driveway.
> She comes back to the front door and I bend her over the front seat with her back half out the front door.
> proceed to fuck her from behind for another 10 min while she is moaning and spanking that tight ass till I bust a nut all over it.
> Wipe up she pulls her dress down and we proceed to drive the rest of the way home.
> She passes out on the way home.
>Get home about an hour later. Wake her up tell her to go to be.
>Park the car and go inside.
> She is semi passed out. Pull her pants down start rubbing the D up against he semi wet pussy. Diamonds again thrust it inside of her again, she wakes up, moans tells me to fuck her hard, gets on all 4s and smack her ass. and oblige.
>Lube up the D more and start rubbing her dripping juices all over her asshole and slip in the finger then the thumb.
> Ass starts to open up a bit more. Pull the D out of the pussy then start to aqeeze it in to her tight little ass hole.
> Start pumping her ass but it's too tight and I bust the nut within a minute of being in there.
> Wipe up and pass out.
>3 hours ago
>Mdma
>Couldn't keep it up
>earlier today
>gf stayed over the day before as well
>watching the 100
>notice her grinding a litte
>me to her "is my little slut getting horny again?"
>she nods
>command her to undress and undress myself
>command her to give me a footjob
>make her put the condom on
>she gets on top
>fuck her cowgirl for about 5min
>lose hardon
>eat her pussy till she cums
>she still wants to fuck
>gives me another footjob
>hard again
>gets on top again
>fuck her for another 10 min till I blow load
>cuddle
>kiss
Why do you have a picture of your girl sucking someone elses cock
HAH, relatable, each and every time at a rave I end up flirting with girls, with both them inviting me to their place and me inviting them to my place just to completely forget my dick turned into a fucking thumb.
This happened a few days ago
>Some guy sends me a message on kik
>I talk with him and he invites me to his place
>ok looking trap cute and good body
ok whythefuck not he lives close
>I go there, we smoke some weed and then we get down to business
>I'm clueless since I'm a virgin so he starts jacking me off
>then starts licking my asshole
>next we start fucking but I can't get a proper erection
>we finish and I leave soon after
Can't lie to you it was fucking awesome. I was feeling really euforic like I was on mdma or something the whole time was like heaven for me.
Now I'm really confused and don't know what to do. I kind of want to do it again but I'm not sure.
Pic related
>visiting her parents for thanksgiving
>sharing her bed
>we pass out
>half asleep
>roll over onto gf
>dick rubs against her ass
>my hand reaches under her shirt and cops a grab
>start dry humping her
>she starts pushing her ass against my cock
>somehow managed to not turn into full blown sex
>blew my load on her shorts
>went back to sleep
>two months ago
>talking to girlfriend
>she says she wants to fuck
>sucks my dick, I eat her ass and pussy
>fuck her while she uses her vibrator
>suck on her feet while I fuck her
>turn around and do her doggystyle
>stop to eat her ass more
>fuck her in the ass
>cum quick
>she sits on my face and I suck my cum out of her ass while she uses vibrator
>she cums
>we cuddle a bit
next day she breaks up with me and moves out after living together for 6 years.
>back August
>gf finally sucks me off
>3 months later
>still no sex/head/anything
>finally break up
>yesterday
>massaging bfs legs
>my face is near his dick, apparently I'm breathing on it
>he says it feels good
>start lightly rubbing my lips on it
>begin licking it softly and sucking the tip
>he gets hard, then soft again cuz his stomach hurts
>tells me not to stop, I don't
>he gets hard again
>start sucking more deeply
>give him long, slow bj
>he cums in my mouth, says it was super intense
>I get a terrible stomach ache from his cum and lay down till it goes away
>rub myself and go to sleep with my pussy still throbbing, horribly unsatisfied
>currently awaiting retribution
The end
Wait op, so that's your girlfriend but not your dick?
Had sex with a milf like a month ago. Was with them for 3 years.
>Wanted to try ws
>Eat her out and finger her hard so she came twice
>Stick it in and fuck her hard and cum in her
>Talk for a bit
>She gets dressed and goes in he tub
>Piss on her and in her mouth a whole lot
>Husband is watching the whole time commenting and telling me where to piss
>Zip up a leave
tits or gtfo
last night. had sex with 9/10 qt3.14 gf after a night out. also got approached twice by two girls who tried to get with me when i was away from my gf in the club for like 2 minutes
it's a guy
That's what pics are for, cum on their face, lose interest, take pics for later, later fap with interest.
That's not how the rule works, newfag. I'm not using the fact that I'm a woman to get anything
A guy with a pussy?
you never know
...
So she uses sex as a form of reward/punishment.
i have bad news for you bro
I mean, it was my post and I'm pretty sure I'm not a guy. Lol
9 years 9 months ago felt some tits after everyone was drunk on st Patrick's day. We made out a bit too.
Last date was at leat 9 years ago.
Haven't even talked to a girl in 2.5 years.
don't care. i want to see your tits.
16, BJ'S, and eating pussy w my ginger gf who was 17 at the time. Shit was cash. She was a real bitch though, so I dumped her after a few months. Been four years, still don't go through with a relationship opportunity when it so blatantly presents itself.
Not trying to whiteknight here, but holy fuck learn the rules you dumbass.
Well men willingly let themselves become pussywhipped, so I have no sympathy really.
Well, prove it then
that escalated quickly
newfag
I literally just came out to smoke after sex, opened Sup Forums and seen this thread.
Last tuesday, I came in her ass.
this is b. do you even know what it means? you're one of the fucking stupid faggots that bring this fucking place to the ground.
lol this
yes you are.
> throbbing pussy
this sentence does one of two things
a) its outing you as a male who pretends
b) its outing you as a attention whore because it would have longed if you wrote "sexually unsatisfied"
so you may chose one you fucking niggerloving jew.
Butt hurt?
Yesterday I fucked by wife reverse cowgirl style.
Pic related.
yeah, it did. :(
Moar
Yesterday, fucked a fat fwb tumbrina I met on tinder. She's fat but she's got a cute face and she does pretty much anything. Did my dishes too, poor girl.
no girls on the internet
Go back to Syria
Never :( tell me how I can be kewl
that is not a valid option
so youre boring?
Or is it the fact that you invested more into the relationship than in yourself?
Well, stay in Britain then
...
I was simply hoping to clarify for any straight anons reading so that they may get some enjoyment out of my story. Id hate to excite any fucking queers like you.
rough i hate you sex after a big argument last night.
>be me
>freshman college
>gf freshman one floor above me
>harsh fight, we're both sitting on opposite beds
>i kiss her
>she puts her hands on the back of my head
>start furiously making out
>shirts come off
>shes clawing my back and im kissing her neck
>start feeling her nice boobs and rubbing her pussy down while making out
>takes dick out
>facefuck her for a good 5 minutes
>about to blast
>push her body up, get behind her
>fuck her doggy style, pulling her hair and slapping her ass
>shes calling me daddy
>about 5 minutes into that, about to blast
>pull out, flip her on her back and drop my load all over her face
>make her clean herself up
Are you the photographer of this girl? I'd love to get your collection, you do really good work!
Btw happened yesterday
>Afterwards we talked about world and philosophy
kek
Mless D2DE6d
she'll be fucking someone else within the month
Checking it out now
last month
i have a gf btw..
didnt ask for ur life story
some of us arent blessed with good looks like myself
Link not working, is it missing something?
>last week
>chillin with gf
>actually im playin vidya
>stop playing
>start making out
>she reaches for the cock as usual
>starts going down on me
>finger her during bj
>get a condom
.>missionary
>fuckyeah.jpg
>cum in like 5mins
>wtf
>tell her we'll try again in a sec
>we don't, too tired
>feelsgoodman
>freshman college
Honestly... I fucked this girl in a hotel room after the hotel party when there was like five people left. Shit was so profit bro
My bad.
GI5D2DE6d
it's neither of those. why would those be the only two reasons people break up?
>started dating before college
>small college
can you just post them here plz
Fuck yeah, thank you!!
...
whats this for?
WHO IS THIS
My highscholl gf also had a mega bush. Just feel for the wet spot lol