Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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FUCKING FAGGOT!

Just the upper half of middle class

HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME!?

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Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome???)

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Avatarfags get out of my thread

Mikasa Ackerman claimed

yes I am slachi :o

lovely swimsuit
why so homophobic? :(

I don't see anything wrong with Kurome.
Can you prove it?

claimed

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUI
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Waifu
Happy birthday to you.
Claimed btw

I claim my Goddess.

Claim

(Hex Maniac)
Good i guess

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Kurome doesn't love you as much as I do

Rolling for Haruhi's heart

how's it hanging? :o
how old is she?
haruhi doesn't love you like I do

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Sup
^-^
Ay

>Not sick anymore
>Ate a nice meal
>Had a nice long fap
>Had a nicer, longer shower
>Shaved and all that
I feel great, and I look great too

Hangs fine

>Ate a nice meal
Did you steal it?

Beach Party Continued

Nice

>
Nicer

Nicest

Yes

Ohm didn't you say you had gf?

Thank you

>
I'm sorry

Don't worry, I'm also gay

Just a joke

HELLO!

You shave everything?

OH SHIT MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

>Haruhi roll

I doubt anyone that claims a waifu looks great LOL
:3
tell me a joke!
nice
I do, I'm pansexual
It's ok I know you jesting

>>Kurome
Time for a classic love triangle

2d don't age, so 18 I guess.
Otherwise, 25.

Hi, hat should be there soon.

That's good, don't be surprised if you get a tailend of it tomorrow though, still take things easy. Glad to hear of improvement though. :)

>Beach Party I guess

how are you going to get wasted then? :o
have you got any new pics of your waifu?
how long was your fap? :o

Klonata :^)

that's the pedik I know

Just be happy. There is a first for everything!

I will be actually going to bed now..

How have you been?
Mhmmm
:D

Your waifu reminds me of a cross between Misha and Shizune from Katawa Shoujo. Also nice dubs
*waves*
happy birthday.... uh but isnt your waifu a bit young to be drinking?

I can't tell if that's official art or not

Where is my Kurome? I'm starting to get worried.

He ran off with Mikasa

Rood
Technically yeah though, it's Thanksgiving leftovers
Lewd!
And no, I don't have a gf at the moment so I'm just going to be lazy
ur waifu a shit
Hopefully tomorrow goes good too, I'll try my best
About an hour and a half
Who is this

You could've said that

>love triangle
The nostalgia

Bikini party

You're my first though

Goodnight flan

that's not a very nice joke...
do you have more blushes?
my house? :o

>calls for bikini party
>posts one piece

didn't he say swimsuits? :o

WHAT ALL HAVE YOU SEEN?

WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR DO I HAVE ON?

My bully is well meaning

>Am I ugly?

I'm good!

But I thought you wanted me to be your bf?

rogonosets
a greek

Aww I am your first.. Goodnight.

Totally didn't murder him...

(Shinoa)
Fried Rice with fried rice
>jk probably...
>fuck
>idk
>Rice and oyster seasoned salmon?

Uh, yes

(I totally didn't just download a new pic right now)

D-don't say that. It pains me to read that

Take a seat.

Sameji late to the party

nah you have a nice cock and there's a few very cute waifus :)
where? :o

Idk, love?
Sleepyness?
Fun?
We should play chess tonight.

*hugs*

I thought so. KyoAni has released some pretty lewd official art.

Btw, since i don't think you saw my message this morning. Your waifu is a cute.

Bikini party?

*waves in loli*
Which did you have in mind?
Is Mikasa at your house?
You're still missing a drink
My waifu is technically dead, I don't think Chris Hansen covers necrophilia

Don't worry, love!
I said I didnt murder him. I-I'm not a yandere!

is my house at my house? :o

Am I invited?
That's good c;

He specifically said bikini

The Euphonium and Phantom World art is pretty lewd

Only if mi casa es you casa

Yes!

See

*squeezers

i guess her hair is a bit like theirs combined

good

QOTT: What is your favorite bikini pic of your waifu?

Is that an offer?
Skazhi mne, kto ty chertov suki!
Galil may be cute but Yui is CUTE!

I just can't believe Kurome would leave me alone. What do I do?

I don't speak spanish :o
good

Claimed.

>mikasa
>mi casa
Nice one
Spanish pun
Mikasa sounds like mi casa
And mi casa means my housr
Its okay, you can cuddle with me in the mean time~

I want to order a pizza but it's raining and I don't want the pizza guy to go through that

Pic related

You've seen it???

I finished my first semester of college, about to go into the second

M-maybe

That would be wrong! I couldn't, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=O0UIn5W1y4s

her hair and bikini color don't go well together
I don't speak spanish...

hug me homu

I came back waiting for this. Sasuga.

Have an oyaji gag in return:
What's delicious and can also be a bed?
布団かつ

My favourite one is the only one

I've seen 5 waifu dicks :o

I didn't mean to insult you, I was just letting you know who I was.
How thoughtful. But the poor guy is still gonna have to make some runs. Maybe tip him a bit more?

Consider yourself hugged.

But you would still be giving the pizza place money and other people would probably still order pizzas

I don't speak spanish :(

stop bullying me guys...
I only tip girls because they make less money :o

Do you speak autism?
>>
It's his job
youtube.com/watch?v=RqPv4OY5zUQ
Can I have one too...

I'm not very happy with the quality of the bikini pics of her I saved so far.

I live in the ghetto so they would have to come all the way here and then go through the muddy road and everything :o

That's exciting :D
Gonna try and eat a lot or no?
:D

oh really? I didn't think there were such inequities in the fast food delivery industry.

i will

Oh fuck you

Plenty

White with blue stripes

:)

Goodnight!

Post bikini or swimsuit

Yes

Hehe~

I speak English :o

and maybe I'm considering it now

No swim suit pics of her exist

Aren't you Hispanic though?

Name them

I guess I'll go shave then
Also, I want to see your dick too
Akame?
Are you still mad at me?

Why would I try to over eat

Haha! Black!

L-lewd

How goes your day bud?

Bring it~

I am mexican but I never learned

I'm the only one in my entire family who can't

I even get teased in public because my city is 90% mexican too :(

and their privates are private :o
very furiously angry

dubs decide what pizza I order

Any of them, as long as she is happy.

No, no. Galil is your CUTE, she's my cute.
Yui is my CUTE.

You sure?

This isn't an answer! Or am I involved in one that I don't know about
You should, I think you could become fluent in no time
Get a hawaiian, then throw it out because pineapple on a pizza is for savages :o

I was the same growing up, although I learned it through school when I got older. Telemundo speed Spanish will still get me every time, but I'm fine with it now.

>0
It makes hibernation possible bud
Really good thanks for asking hbu?

Pepperoni and bacon, flavored crust