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dwarf fortress edition

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I want to breed an icelandic woman.

why is her ass so big?

gf just smoke-signalled this to me

Want?

I NEED to breed a Japanese tittymonster

Spent the last 3 hours removing viruses from my laptop

each new antivirus I installed was detecting more viruses

what the fuck

i'm sorry "man." she wants to break up with you

>not using sstv
ew

you have a big bahoonga

stop being retarded

It's been years since this happened to me

OMEDAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU
BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU
ONE NIGHT WILL REMIND YOU
HOW WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS

notavirus.com

click that it should fix everything

Because she is a goddess sent from heaven.

How the fuck do you get viruses in 2017? Don't you have Common Sense 2017 installed?

some antiviruses detect cracked software as hacking tools
so the best one you can trust is malwarebytes

Although Journey isn't my favorite. It's bretty gud.

Might buy another s13

Guy up the street has a gutted "running" hatch with no rust (that I could find in 5 minutes) sitting in his backyard. Stopped to talk to him a little while back, if I can get it for

OUTSTANDING

Do you think a relationship could work out between a pro-trump guy and a pro-trudeau girl?

Iceland has fat people too?!?!?

Has America gone too far? y/n

I hope so, since most women are liberal.
t. trump guy

As long as the dick be good, all good

iceland is an american colony at this point

...

maybe if neither of you are obnoxious faggots that like to argue about politics constantly
t. someone with zero relationship experience

liberals don't have opinions based on facts, how can you trust them to say you have a big cock?

Just pounded your mom haha

I do

I got these viruses about 2 days ago by trying to download english sound files for CoD4

How do I immigrate to america.

They say to me on the internet "My buddy, America is short 500,000 skilled tradesmen all of our stuff is blowing up"

I am the most skilled tradesman and I want to come to america but you won't let me. You only let beaners and Somalians in.

I even already have a gun but it is still not enough okay?

Reminds of those pics with Swedes waving Confederate flags.

literally drive over the border

t. mgumbo
fuck off we're full

>CoD4
Obviously your version of Common Sense is several years out of date

>You only let beaners
Not anymore

And in any case, it's the south americans getting in these days

fuck off we're full

play oblivion

...

the three Bs Beer Bruins and Babes

>bruins

the three Bs Bfeet Bfeet and BBBRRRAAPPT

>le funny face xD

That's illegal
Rude, you're not full. Let me in, I have skills and will pay taxes.

everyone who disagrees with me is mentally defective

*diagrees with you*

given your opinions have changed over time you disagree with versions of yourself and therefore are mentally defective

not true

No, seriously, we're full. We're more than full, there is more supply than demand in the workforce.

College graduates, tradesmen, and teens with no work experience (aka unskilled labor) have been having trouble finding jobs for years. We don't need foreign workers at this point in time, sorry.

unironically very deep

blog.dilbert.com/post/157358914491/imaginary-news

anyone who disagrees is hallucinating

Good evening, /cum/

How's your friday night going?

oh I get it, you didn't understand.
Ons n'a pas les places disponibles. Va te faire foutre, nous sommes pleins

playing tetris

jesus FUCK I need a gf so badly.

Being alone is crippling my soul

shit

fucking around with car stuff

trying not to drunk-order the value of my car savings account, might do it anyway

>le epiq true neutral aboveitall

Backstory?

how to buy microwave that doesn't beep

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Union

when

You have exquisite taste bud

Hello Baja

Just b urself bro
Also why do you think having a gf will make you happier???
They're a pain

Gotten to the point where I want a gf just so I can have someone to cuddle and kiss instead of lose virginity to.

Have no desire to be part of this

Delet this

lol girls wear underwears on their boobs

>cellulite

It'd make me feel cared about by someone that isn't my family. Yeah, it'd be a pain having to sign off half of your free time but it'd be worth it for a few months.

My last gf just fucked me up and I haven't gotten over it.

buds

it is pouring BUCKETS outside

If the Americans do not want to do the work for a small salary - it will make the worker. Why do not you legalize temporary labor migrants? In Russia, millions of migrant workers from the former Soviet Union. Half of them paid taxes and bought the patent for the job. The rest are illegal.

Iceland will be the 12th province

Try this

>not knowing a little cellulite is healthy

im back from my walk

a black cat crossed my path tonight, hopefully this is an omen of my death

You know as well as I do that none of us wants this

just a japanese website about narcos

stop posting

that's not too bad

>last gf
>>>/facebook/
Good luck friendo

That's not a bad amount of cellulite for that size.

A bit of imperfection makes it less intimidating.

heh, suicide amirite

It's a very nice game to pass the time desu.

why?

I see.

Take care, and good luck with it.

Hello!

FUCKING THALMOR

>nonwhite
>>>/oven/

Am I the only one more interested in porn with imperfect amateur women than the porn with the perfect looking professionals?

How did your day go?

what does penal whitestrake have to do with elves

yukio mishima style idealized suicide

>depression memes
>>>/reddit/

If you are lonely and depressed, a girlfriend won't magically cure your ills. It will also be much harder to get a girlfriend when you are lonely and depressed.

Happiness is not going to come from without anons.

>imperfect amateur women
I like normal attractive looking ones. Pros look fake (regardless of the acting).

>use of the word meme

if you actually read the article you'd know he's in the tank for Trump and knows he's biased

I've had my depression diagnosed by at least 3 different online tests and articles

That's what I meant. The women that have imperfections instead of the airbrushed ones.

business idea: this

-EU style federation, states remain somewhat independent and have their own goverments, but also have a common parliament and there would be north america-wide laws and regulations
-would have its own schengen zone, probably made up of what was canada and the us
-the currency would be kinda similar to how the euro works, using it would be suggested but not completely required to be a member (like how denmark, sweden, and for the time being britain don't use the euro)

Because he fought the Ayyyleids

Italo-American culture?

ayyyy I'm