Secrets thread

Secrets thread

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I had protected sex with OP's mother.

We all do user. We all do.

ever take his dick out?

I saw OP being a huge faggot.

As a straight male, i made out with a femboy in Army BCT

OP adds nothing to this thread and nothing to life.

I've felt that way for a long while now. Separate bank accounts, seperate bills, seperate lives basically. We never go anywhere anymore, no vacations together for about 4 years now, barely any sex. The reason he gives me is to save money, but then he goes and spends money on stupid shit instead of helping me with groceries.

I'm so utterly tired of it... Spending all my time alone or with my friends, since he never wanta to go out.

That's called boot camp, faggot. We all do.

ho'boy another "wehas ecall verets" thread!

islam is the black magic to christianity's white magic. islam teaches to use violence against that which blocks your spiritual path where as christianity teaches to use love, compassion, and non-judgement.

i get roughly 1-2 hours of work done in an 8 hour work day. the rest usually consists of me drinking coffee and doing coke in my office. i usually smoke a joint on my lunch while i sit in my car and have a drink (vodka)

>islam teaches to use violence against that which blocks your spiritual path
How are gay people and women with freedom blocking their spiritual path?

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I would love nothing more than to jerk off to ISIS terrorist scum gangbanging and humiliating captured US female marines. If I ever say that in real life, I would be killed.

What's your job? Does no one notice?

You're happiness is wholly your responsibility. Plan something fun for you. Sure, invite your wife but don't expect her to join you. Also, try to enjoy something she's enjoying. Maybe she doesn't enjoy your shit anymore. That's not a crime. Frustrating for sure. Anyway, get in shape. Buy her small gifts and flowers randomly without expecting anything in return. Do your own thing in an alpha way not like a sad beta. And fuck bitches.

Sounds like a coworker of mine.

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Holy shit you're still trying with this? Please die.

im a full time janitor at an elementary/middle school. no one notices, i keep to myself

every few weekends, I buy a bunch of adderall. Then I hide from my gf/friends all weekend, and do nothing but watch tranny porn and shove toys in my butt while wearing womens underwear. Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.

I guess you missed that I'm the wife in the situation.

Unfortunately, some of my plans are on hold (divorce and moving away), since I'm broke and a few weeks late on my cycle. The first time we had sex in 4 months, and this happens. I hope and hope and hope that I'm not, and if I am, maybe it would be a wakeup call for him. But I'm so worried it won't, and I'll end up being a single mother in a marriage.

This whole situation just sucks.

Nice. Obligatory 'please be careful user'. I'm sure you'd get fucked double-hard because 'muh children'.

Log of shit

Dont encourage him.

Log of shit :/

what

hey christians wont let women become priests either, for no particular reason, so neither religion is very progressive. also the gospel says nothing about monogomous gay couples, only homosexual temple whores.

take it from a spiritual perspective. what's the correspondence? don't allow those who pursue only physical pleasure (as gays are largely sluts, even in america), or those who want to tie you down to a family (as women represent worldly attachment) stop you from achieving your spiritual works.

>Catholics dont have female priests
>Islam preaches enslaving their women
Wow really comparable.

If you tell some one a secret is it still a secret?

I do the same but I use amfetamines.

adderall is amphetamines

never said they were equally as bad, in fact i think islam gets way more twisted than christianity these days, but both are pretty bad. christians are supposed to be almost communists because they're supposed to give everything of theirs to the church for the poor, becoming poor themselves, thus needing to be reliant on the church and generosity of others. yet you have megachurches in ca that preach the prosperity gospel where you just believe enough and you grow rich. thats pretty fucked knowing the source

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I mean speed. Basically all the same. Last time I used a whole cucumber. Horny as fuck but only then

you should read infinite jest. dude does something simliar but with ganja...op/writer was on heroin tho so its a 'thinly veiled metaphor

as if newfags on Sup Forums have jobs aside from sucking their daddys dick for internet service

Your comparing being greedy with keeping half the population under your boot. The pope kissed a refugees feet on television ffs. Plus here in UK the Church of England has allowed female reverends for decades (and many countries do the same) Islam hasnt progressed in centuries and likely never will.

I want to rape some of my coworkers

>Be me, early 20's
>In last semester for communications, got job at old HS doing public announcing work for sports teams
>Hours count towards elective course I'm taking and I follow them so easy work
>While working meet 14 yo freshman who is equipment manager for basketball team
>She's cute af, looks 18, blonde and skinny, wears a shitton of makeup but hey they all do
>Talk with her randomly at a few home games, she tells me my announcing is cool
>She's a teenager and her dad works at the school as a counselor so I chat when I see her and whatever the rest
>Randomly one night get a text saying "hey u!"
>whothefuckisthis
>It's her, she got my number from someone
>We text for a while, she's saying the usual teenage shit, I give her some advice on how to handle a situation with her super strict dad
>She thanks me profusely, tells me I'm a great friend (we barely know each other...)
>Next time she sees me at a game, gives me a big hug and stares at my eyes
>Awkward as fuck as we are in a public place, I gently push her away
>We keep texting, know it's wrong. Conversations turn to inappropriate things like she's a virgin and has only kissed one guy
>I tell her what sex feels like from a guys perspective; she tells me it's unreal someone as sexy as me doesn't have a gf (verbatim)
>Next home game is a Friday, she asks if I can give her a ride to the friends house she's staying at that night. I witness her boldface lie to her dads face about where she's going.
>This is so wrong but I say yes anyway. She is delighted.
>We get in car and she wants to see the GPS nav on my ride; as she leans over I put my arm around her
>She cuddles up to me and says she is scared to tell me this but she likes me...a lot (um duh...)
>We drive to an abandoned parking lot in a strip mall and I can't help myself
>Lean in and kiss her, begin making out. She is inexperienced as fuck and is looking for me to lead.
>Make out turns more more serious and I start feeling up her shirt

Cont

I havent spoken to anyone outside of my immediate family in 2 months.

I guess I'll go sleep now, and hope she responds tonight or tomorrow.

There is no reason for her not to, but still, it usually doesn't take 7 hrs....

I'm lonely when I'm alone. I'm lonely when I'm around others. I'm always lonely no matter who I'm with. When I'm alone, I crave being around others, and when I am around others, I just want to be alone in my room. I don't know what the fuck that is, but it pisses me off. And as much as I hate to admit this, I feel like I'm such a narcissistic asshole because I can't help but believe that everyone else is just a fucking idiot and I'm way smarter than everyone. I know I'm not, I'm just delusional. Yet, I still can't think otherwise. I think so highly of myself, while at the same time, I realize that I'm nothing. It's like I'm a self loathing narcissist.

I don't know what to do anymore.

I talk to this girl everyday, and she said she used to have a crush on me, and I really like her a lot, it breaks my heart.

>Every anons childhood the post

You're talking to us retard. Good try.

Donald Trump? It's you!

Have you tried drinking?

Not really the same now, is it?

This

Drinking's great.

Does it bother you that you're a nobody?

Well?

okay, i totally get all that and agree with you that externally violent muslims are terrible news, but islam's followers are largely in shit parts of the world. the economic benefits from twisting religion is huge in prosperous countries but the socioeconomic benefits are exponentially larger when the past is full of exploitation and presently other consider yours to be "3rd-world" and then a drought devastates millions of farmers. not to mention the Apocalypse theories over there that people both foriegn and domestic are trying to push to fulfill prophesy.

I have. It doesn't help.

Hey man, I've been right there with you. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. What you need is a change. You need a change in the group of people you're with, and meet many new ones. Just meet new people... you're bound to get interested by at least one of them!

And not to sound like a mom or something, but really, make sure your nutrition is good. Your mind doesn't act it's best without food in you.

And try to be less hard on yourself. Really!

Sometimes.

Log. Of. Shit.

Hey bud, you're just like me. Except you wouldn't like me. Because we think too highly of ourselves.

What do you do for fun? Do you have a job? Are you a NEET?

Please

I steal panties. I have a wall in my closet that I pinned all my stolen panties too.
Once, I reached into a dumpster to grab these crusty, smelly old panties. They're on my wall, and I taped a tampon I found to them.

Just change the gender and the advice is the same.

When I was roughly 12 years old, I fell out of the habit of brushing my teeth. Up until I was 18 years old I brushed perhaps once every two or three months max. I've had like 8 fillings since I've gone in.

My gums suffered so much decay from that time period that I have 5mm-7mm recession all around, and there's a decent chance I'll need surgery to get it fixed since they won't come back on their own at this point.

So yeah. I have the dental health of an 81 year old man even though I'm 21 and tried reversing the damage with good oral hygiene three years ago. Brush your fucking teeth, dudes.

>Once, I reached into a dumpster to grab these crusty, smelly old panties. They're on my wall, and I taped a tampon I found to them.
W-Why?

Except when you're pregnant?
(or not, haven't taken a test yet)

>She offers no resistance
>She will do anything I ask I think; after more makeout, I'm going down south
>She is nervous as shit, tells me we can't have sex now. I ask her what she wants and she says anything but that
>Suggest fingering her and she's down. Play with her clit for a while
>Feel horny and awful at same time; know we should stop
>She's moaning and pushing my hand into a better spot for her
>Pretty sure she had a small orgasm, then said oh shit have to get to friends house so she can call dad from there and make it appear she's been there whole time
>Says she wants to keep seeing me, thinks about me all the time, does age diff bother me?
>Should say yes but don't - she smiles and kisses me deeply
>The second she gets into friends house, texts me incessantly; girl is obsessed
>We keep texting and I can't bring myself to push her off
>Keep meeting her in parking lots and such; finally one night we are way into it in our fave spot
>She leans over and asks if I want her to give me head
>ofcourseyes
>Break her oral cherry and then I lay her down
>She says I want this user, so you?
>Last barrier is broke and I say yes, put on a condom and we try for a minute or so until it's in
>She is so ridiculously tight I thought it would fall out
>She's in some pain but says keep going and she loves me
>Tell her same even though I don't really mean it
>Take her v card right there in the car
>This continues for 5-6 months, one night we got a hotel room and fucked four times after she orchestrated another lie for her dad

The whole thing unraveled when her dad found a note (teenagers...) to her friend about how good "sex with her man" felt. I wasn't named but freaked out because her dad went on a fucking rampage. She was screaming crying please don't leave me, we can keep doing this, etc.

I kept talking to her for a few weeks so she wouldn't do something stupid like tell her psycho dad and eventually we broke off communication.

M or F?

fucking continue

Unemployed. On government assistance because I'm a bit mental and carved my arms up. Used to take shit loads of drugs and drink all the time but I dont do that anymore. I got really into lifting but haven done that the last month or so because who cares.

start drinking tea from oregano. this will help the uterus contract and speed along the change in hormonal balance.

Tits or gtfo

M or F? Hot or Not? How violent a rape?

They were black lace. I saw them in the dumpster, and as I was walking away, I was like "aww man, I can't leave those there..."

I kinda get off on the idea of being a degenerate, and being turned on by garbage and filth.

Honestly why? I've stolen friend's panties but Jesus dumpster diving for them sounds gross.

Holy shit just brushing your teeth for 1-2 minutes a night could've had you golden

whyyyy

LOG OF SHIT

Submitted

stop being a cancerous faggot

Do you want to live the rest of your life like this?

i tried doing anal with my cousin when we were 12 and then she woke up

loooooool, I was not expecting that profession. no offense user

Huh. Guess you learn something new everyday!

I'll give it a shot!

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I saw them in there and I just HAD to get them. Like the panties would have been lonely if I didn't grab them.
Also I like how disgusting it felt.

Mr. Anderson?

Sure, the prego thing changes some shit. I'd bang a prego chick but I'm a Sup Forumstard so it doesn't count. Does he think the marriage is over too? Are you two just two single people living together now or is he still in love with you and just isn't puting the time in? If you're another fempedo, don't fuck your kid even if Sup Forums would love that greentext.

Of course not. I'm 30 soon though and I doubt my life will ever improve to the point were I'm happy and stable. I hope to get a job next year so I at least dont feel like a leech.

If prego, up your iron intake. It helps with cramps and delivery muscle pain.

Right, good luck user.

Just washed my face for the first time in two weeks.

I report dox attempts on Sup Forums. I'm not proud of this fact.

Why? You looked fine to me.

LOG OF SHIT

I onced jerked off at a public playground at 7pm

Why would you do such a thing?

Sup Forumsro, that was you on the other side?

Trolling trollers calls to me. I can't help it.

I dont even look fine when I wash, let alone when I go without.

I never had a gf and I'm 18