Hey, Sup Forums

Hey, Sup Forums
I am legit freaking out right now
The shit I just took had small, white, larva like bugs crawling around in the last shit I took. It actually scared the shit out of me. What is going on, what should I do?
I'm having the worst pain of my life even as I type this. Should I call 911?

Nah dude you'll be fine. What you can do to ease the pain though until it subsides is to mix equal parts bleach and Windex and stir it really good, then add to a nice steamy bowl of water.

Clears the sinuses and kills pain!

You need to make my grandmothers worm stew its great.

No, start a thread on Sup Forums first

Do you think it would work, if I diluted the chemicals with enough water so it wouldn't be lethal? I'm freaking out so much I think try it.

Do this OP it works, smells pretty strong though.

Just go to ER. This is common in kids in shit tier countries. You'll survive.

The stupid nurse hotline told me a bunch of bullshit. I've gotten good medical advice from Sup Forums before actually, believe it or not.

Mate go to a doctor. Not necessarily 911 but definitely go to a doctor

I don't have any sort of medical coverage, I'm a poorfag.

Pinworms man I'll be fine but some pinX at a drug store. Wears shoes from now on outside. Do no eat chemicals

>Should I call 911

what are you even doing here maggots are eating you inside out

Of course! Just be sure to stir really, really good before you add it to the water and make sure the water is nice and hot!

I did that, I feel like I'm going to vomit right now.

you suck at trolling

Keep all the worms in a jar as a sample. Then after several generations of samples youll see their life cycle and youll have a better understanding about the parasites that live inside you.

Why would anyone troll Sup Forums??

YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I just projectile vomited what looks like coffee grounds... what the fuck is going on?

Did you use authentic Windex or did you use offbrand?

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>what the fuck is going on?
Darwinism in all its glory.

i dontr knw

Stupid cunt. If you used offbrand it has impurities in it! You need the name-brand stuff.

Get for nudes appeared on thread for some fucktard with pinworm problems.

Sounds legit.

I'd do this while calling the doc.

>larva like bugs crawling around in the last shit I took
> It actually scared the shit out of me
how did it scare the shit out of you if you took a dump literally seconds ago

kek'd

help

i think i'm dying.
at least i got one dank thread in before i died.
would anyone be interested in talking with me on the phone or webcam before i die?

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Sure mate. Post phone number.

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