You stupid frogs, WHYYYYY

You stupid frogs, WHYYYYY

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W-What? How could they do such an inhumane thing?

why don't you just take it

H-How did this happen?

What the fuck bros?

Québec would be better off as an overseas French territory 2bh.

why not just lift the entire Quebec and slam it down on France

Leaf Franch alone you Eskimo fucks

OUT!

BUT HOW?!

That piece of land is not just over seas territory, it's FRANCE ITSELF, and they have NUKES!

We got screwed badly!

>France
>Doing anything at signs of aggression

We got your back, man, just do it.

They have extremely fast internet there

Vive le Quebéc libre!

THEY EVEN STOLE OUR INTERNET SEA CABLES! Appalling!
You idiot, Brazil you should be joining our cause, you must take back Guiana!

Good idea, they can't nuke us since we're so close to you.

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>you must take back Guiana!

We already have enough poor people and useless land, thank you.

>yfw Saint Pierre and Miquelon is your only one successful colony.

My bad, I forgot Saint Barth.

Because of that glorious Exclusive Economic Zone :^) Did you know France has the biggest EEZ ? Truly, the sun never sets on the French empire.

Vive le Québec libre, btw.

Rightful icelandic clay

>claim a couple rocks in the ocean around the world
>make it have 200 km EEZ

>dude we wuz kangz lmao

wrong entire world belongs to america

nice try ahmed

Canada should be a Norwegian colony, they colonized it the first.

But that's literaly how EEZ works
And if I were you I'd be more triggered at that bit of Alaska fucking with your border
At least Saint-Pierre et Miquelon doesn't touch your mainland

We truly wuz.

>Obsessed with useless EEZ
Hello Florian Philippot.

Daily reminder France has the most time zones

Vive la France !
branleurs de godons...