ok Sup Forums i need some help my flatmate caught me wanking with her dirty undies
bit of background >Live in university halls >super tasty girl on my floor >she never locks her door >I've learnt her schedule so i can go into her room and wank with her undies >she was meant to be gone until 5:30 today >about 30 mins ago i'm in the middle of a wank when she comes back >she screams when she sees me >i run for it, pushing her out of the way >pretty sure she fell over and hit her head >run back to my room and lock myself in
they're outside my room how do i get out of this? i cant jump out the window, it doesnt open wide enough they have my wallet and phone they were in my trousers which i left in her room
Best bet is to kill them. Say I can explain, im sorry please just come in and listen to what i have to say, beat them to death(be careful about blood), bury bodies.
Bentley Lee
just break the window dude
also, why are your pants in her room, were you fucking naked aswell?
Joseph Hall
im on the 3rd floor so jumping would kill me I wasn't naked i just took them off so i could get a pair of her undies on, didn't have time to grab them
Jayden Richardson
start applying to new schools with your sexual predator tag on file.
hf gl
Thomas Torres
damn son
Gavin Cruz
Fake a mental disorder
Leo White
Did you atleast keep the underwear
Parker Nguyen
Wait. So she came back from class and found your autistic ass in her room, wearing her underwear and masturbating?
Jesus, I woudn't be surprised if she commited suicide.
Andrew Wright
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Christopher Martin
that's what i was thinking, any idea which one? or just act really crazy?
just the pair i was wearing
Brayden Wilson
Fuck me, this is your own fault. Face the music you freak.
Andrew Rivera
You need to be careful how crazy you act so it isn't obvious that you are just faking it.
Julian Williams
my question is......why not just steal the panties and take them back to your room..
why linger and the scene of the crime?
Alexander Hill
For the added danger wanking I'd imagine
Leo Adams
>wank >flatmate >trousers >undies cuck confirmed
Xavier Torres
Talk to her and explain what you were doing. Somehow point out that she should be happy that someone is thinking about her when they wank.
Apologise and promise not to do it again, offer to buy her some more undies etc.
Luke Peterson
This is exactly why you don't do shit like this OP. Autism at its peak. Best thing to do is leave your room and just run away, obviously they'll see you, but just haul ass and dont stop, and don't come back.
Thomas Evans
Fake gender dysphoria (Trans-Mental Disorder). Put on the undies and the undies alone while opening the door and announcing that you were having a hard time transitioning
Josiah Gomez
To be honest this could work but also stream it because it would be hilarious
Hudson Powell
With the looks of this thread you already have a mental disorder
Robert Reyes
I dont think he needs to fake one.
Bentley Moore
That is true but I don't think be an autistic idiot can get him out of this one
David Richardson
His fucking fault
Andrew Wright
Put them on your head, run out into the hall, and scream random Greek letters, like "ALPHA PHI OMEGA SIGMA DELTA!!!"
Everyone will think it's some kind of fraternity initiation shit.
Nicholas Cooper
Yes I completely agree there he shouldn't have done this in the first place.
Brandon Powell
Please stream it if you do
Jace Long
Only way out of it is to own up to it and accept the consequences
Or he could kill himself that works as well
Jaxon Butler
this will work
Wyatt Clark
How many people is waiting for you OP ? ... and who is it ..
I would just lie to them that it was a bet ... and you had to do it
Ryan Nguyen
How many times have you done this before
Jackson Anderson
"Bet" sounds like a good idea to get out of this op
Wyatt Lopez
Looks Like OP took the desperate way out, suicide by cop!
Owen Rodriguez
Middle of a wanko.
Kayden Torres
>Sorry officer, my faggot ass friend bet me to masturbate into some girls panties. >I hope we can get past thus
Owen Jones
Act drunk but it will only work if you have alcohol in your room
Joshua Gray
why not haha this way he will still keep his mental side somehow positive
OP you still there FAGGOT ? we wanna know what the fuck happened
Henry Lee
Within 40 minutes OP has probably made a decision if the cops didn't bash down his door and make it for him
Lucas Young
OP is dedz rest in peperoni
Nolan Clark
...
Josiah Myers
What even?
Jonathan Watson
post a face pic of yourself OP
Caleb Ramirez
wait up...did cops wait for him ? hahaha
Cameron Walker
And he failed, did not fall into his sexual fantasy i guess.
