Ask a librarian anything

Ask a librarian anything.

Why do you do it.

Your pay is shit, too much work, and you probably have to deal with annoying ass kids.

Library page? I used to work at a library. Best job of my life.

Kids aren't crying here all the time. It's for the most part really quiet. But there's maybe like one scream every 45 mins or so then it stops.

In your free time, if you have any, do you read the books?

Haha yeah usually because they have names like "mama's milk" and it's so weird.

>Why do you do it user

Tits or gtfo

It's a peaceful job.

Do you have a vagina?

No.

Do you save the world like the TV show?

Is that book about your first time doing anal?

Are you lying?

what's the weirdest thing you experienced while working ?

No.

Do most librarians want to fuck Dewey Decimal? How many librarians do you think that guy banged?

I used to be a librarian, i HATED Nora Roberts around valentine's day, drove me insane.

Does your library have a whole shelf dedicated to Roberts?

A guy trying to insert a copy of the bible up his ass.

These two 12 year olds walked into the teen section and tried hitting on the teens. Then the security guard came over and they yelled at her for a bit and hen they ran out of the library.

...

Where do you work?

Pro/cons of DDC vs LC?

I want to fuck Dewey decimal uuuoooooooaaaaa

Check yourself lmao

That's not me, guys

neither's this.

All me

Found this

Why would you nominate Gary Johnson? Isn't Rand Paul more electable?

Lmao I didn't vote for Gary Johnson