>i'm here, i'm queer and now i'm over here
I'm here, i'm queer and now i'm over here
Nathaniel Lopez
Jacob Cooper
...
Benjamin Martinez
>I'm over here now
>I was over there
>Now I'm over here
I don't get it. Is Varys supposed to be an allusion to Andrew Dice Clay?
David Watson
you have no cock
Jonathan Lewis
plot twist, he has a twin
Nolan Clark
OOOOOOOHHHHHH
Blake Perez
WHY IS HE THERE??
Christian Wilson
The real plot twist is that he's a rogue faceless man.
Thomas Rogers
>The real plot twist is that he's a merman
fixd
Hunter Collins
Why the fuck would you go back from Westeros to Mereen, just to sail back to Westeros?
Matthew Roberts
The 2nd Varys is just Arya in a face
Adrian Scott
I don't even watch this show and I know this is comedic gold.
Javier in potatosack approved.
Aaron Price
Varys is most likely rehgar just got fat n bald.
Blake Roberts
BECAUSE HE IS HERE!
Hunter Rodriguez
>tfw no Varys sitcom
>tfw I'll never hear his catchphrase "I just flew in from Mereen and boy are my arms tired!"
Dominic Ross
Varys is a Warlock from Qarth. That's why he can be in two places at once and why he's obsessed with Dany out of no where.
I mean, it's not like they'd just forget about the Warlocks after one failed assassination attempt.
Ayden Moore
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Dominic Jenkins
>varys gets a date
>they go to her apartment
>varys spend extraordinary amount of time in the toilet while the woman waits in a dark room
>laughtrack
>they have sex
>the woman comments how he feels awfully lot like a toilet brush
>laughtrack
Grayson White
Kek, my normie friend messaged me and asked if a faceless man was impersonating him. Poor bugga hasn't come to terms with the fact no one cares about consistency on the show anymore
Hudson Scott
is Brienne still en route to Winterfell?
William Davis
Mermans don't fly.
Carter Evans
WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE IS TELEPORTING ALL OVER THE PLACE
JESUS FUCK
Matthew Gomez
I just watched this episode and while I'm actually not a normie but regular standards, I'm quite the normie in terms of Sup Forums (i.e. I gulp down everything on TV without question) and EVEN I FOUND IT ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS AND STUPID. Holy fuck, what the hell? Is this a mistake or did they intentionally have Varys go to Dorne and then go back to Mereen just to sail to Westeros again?
Julian Long
I thought it's already been established that both Varys and Littlefingers had teleportation powers.
Ian Moore
still rowing gently down the stream
merrily
merrily
merrily
life is but a dream