Stupid superpowers thread, like being able to turn into an anchor or some shit

Stupid superpowers thread, like being able to turn into an anchor or some shit

The power to make ice liquid.

>waterlad

The ability to turn your fingers into toes.

The power to lose all special powers.

The ability of getting repeating digits

The power to shoot out a gentle stream of lukewarm water out of my nose

Too bad only I have those powers

the ability to know if people are lying. but it only works on you.

is that Jordi MadrefolladaSalvajemente?

The ability to change the time of day but only by 24 hour incraments

The ability to always cleanly separate wooden chopsticks

The power over how probable somthing is.

the ability to grow my hair faster than most people

the ability to scream without needing to stop to breathe

literally one of the most op powers ever

The power to have perfect knowledge of the universe and everything in it, but a complete inability to communicate this to others or have them grasp that knowledge or accept it as valid.

the power to get dubs

congratulations. you are the lamest superhero ever.

The power to make anyone angry over the internet

Extremely POWERFUL semen

you did it user

shiiiiieeeetttt

>:(

is it a bird? a plane? No, its dubsman
>check'em

The power to see through clothes other people are wearing but the power only goes into effect when I'm blinking.

I have the power to stop copying you.

It works! I'm furious!

A
True hero

Also the power to bypass the captchas

The power to check dubs
CHECKED

The ability to fart as nastily and silently as you want, but it will happen randomly at least once a day in addition to when you do it on purpose

the power of sharpening pencils by putting them in my hand.

always super sharp

:0

the power of levitate at 1 feet from the groung but just for like a half second
oh wait

The ability to bring my dad back to life

tru

power of quads

The ability to feel all right once in a while

The ability to win the game but only when I and all of you just lose the game

fuck you i lost the game

you ain't got nothing on my ability to get trips

all these imposters, the real dubsman is here now

Step aside lil nigga

dubs dude, getter of

fuck off imposters

just use your ultra-science to build world-conquering machines

fucker

>negate fall damage

i was just getting started

The ability to shit combustible lemons when life gives them to you.

The power to turn oranges purple and grapes orange

C'mon kids, don't be jelaous of my power.

But I would also really like to be invisible but blind at the same time.

Takes a minute to warm up, I see.

>check'em

The ability to travel forward in time.... At the speed of time.

The ability to make a good thread

The ability to fly, but if someone gets me to say my name minus the first "b", I lose it forever.
Also after years of weight gain, it's more of just a slight hover.

the power to gain temporary autism for like an hour or something

The ability to miss quads

YOO THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO GET DESTROYED

imagine the next power

>no longer needing sleep

YOU COULD JUST DO ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT AND YOU RECOVER ENERGY AUTOMATICALLY

The ability to taste pizza in your mouth any time you want

The ability to push the earth downwards real fast and reel it back in with my feet, as to give the illusion of jumping.

time travel?

THE POWER TO... MELT.

aw fuc ya

The ability to get super wasted on cheap beer

Every fuckin time

Jump over person and turn into anchor. Jump off roof turn into anchor. It's not a bad power. Holy shit.

The ability to smell cheese and taste it a little in the back of your mouth when you look at adults with Down's syndrome or low-functioning autism.

the ability to communicate with ghetto people.

About fucking time kek

Damn bro...you okay?

I think it's safe to say we all could use that power.

no. same time, just 24 hours ahead.
use power on a monday at 5pm
then its tueday at 5pm.

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> Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)23:46:17 No.713411063▶
why is vaporwave so popular now?

check em

the power to talk to dogs. but they only understand a few words.

The power to finally convince Sup Forums users that despite how hardcore they think they are, they're statistically the most normie board on Sup Forums and that they should leave when Hiroshima finally pulls the plug on this board instead of moving on to different boards.

How can't you see this? You can't not be a normie while fucking girls at 15. we all had an edgy phase but you have to leave now.

I have that one

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Maria.

bitch

no you didn't m8

The power to only come up with good ideas after the oppurtunity passes.

The ability to create entire cities, automobiles, computers, smart phones, etc, yet not having the capacity to overcome hatred and bigotry.

Damn son you have the power

Damn. I never knew female deer had such good looking vaginas...

I WANNA FUCK THAT DEER!

Look out, niggers, the real Dubs Man is here


Also the ability to shit your pants on command

datum song!

You can hold in shit forever, but you can never use a toilet. Your only relief is shitting on the floor/ground or holding it in for eternity.

Also you're not Indian

>step 1: go to desert country
>step 2: make infinite amounts of clean-ish fresh water to sell for cheap
>step 3:?????
>step 4:profit

shoulda added the please

the ability to feel

The ability to yell racist, bigoted, insulting things, but only have people take them as extremely kind compliments.

How 'bout the power to move you?

the ability to enjoy shows like the big bang theory.

C H E C K E D

Kek

the ability to give out dubs

one dubs pls

...

Checked

the ability to poop ice cream, but it still tastes like poop.

Being able to communicate with inanimate objects