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that was pretty awful

I'm still giving Trump a chance but Jeff Sessions can literally blow his fucking brains out for all I care.

I only have 2 dildos.
both are awful.

watchu talkin about willis

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>trump will never get past 2% polls in the primaries
>trump will never win the primary
>trump will never get near hillary in the polls
>trump will never win the correct states
>trump will never be president
>mexico will never pay for the wall
>t-trump will never finish it
>f-fuck trump will never drain the swamp
>trump will never get a second term
>trump will never be the first person on mars why would he even suggest that
>trump will never build a giant trump tower on mars
>trump will never win over the aliens we encountered to make an interplanetary alliance
>t-trump will never be voted galactic emperor
>fuck it I'm making a noose

Well I mean that's par for the course but fuck me does it seem extra stupid today- Like any pretense of even the slightest civility went out the window and now it's just full volume shitposting the likes of which I can only imagine are achieved by directing projectile diarrhea at a keyboard and hitting submit on the result.

it's gonna be yuuge

How dare you call me Mexican, you dirt eating Navajo reject fuck.

>one whole Cuban vs. literally nothing
The people who fled Cuba after the revolution fled because they made money off of the oppression of the Cuban people. People who owned very businesses that were successful only through the deliberate inflation of prices, people who owned huge tracks of land that they took by force and that were worked by people forced into it through economic slavery, people who worked with the American Mafia, etc. After that it was largely criminals or people who were leaving just because. If Cuba were actually such a terrible place, don't you think as many people as possible would have fled, and that it wouldn't have a comparatively thriving economy, a healthy portion of which comes from tourism?

My favorite part about Trump is that he's literally gone back on every one of his actual campaign promises and his voters don't even give a shit. Talk about a cult of personality.

>be spic plato
>lie through teeth
>actually think people will by his bullshit
yikes, no wonder you wanna kill yourself. Even you don't by your own bullshit deep down

I ain't no spic, you cracker shit head.

>be triggered spic plato
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>trump isnt even in yet
>go back on his campaign promises.
there isnt even bait on this hook.

>literally you

Yeah, you understand how something like Jonestown happens.

He then leaves :(

>being this butthurt
LMAO

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>tfw he doesn't care if you call him a CTR shill

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Sure he's not in, and yet he's stated outright that everything he said on the campaign trail, all his promises, those were just gum flapping. He's keeping Obamacare, he's not building a wall, he's not banning Muslim immigrants, he thanked Hillary for her service to this country. Basically everything everybody voted for him for, he said afterwards wasn't going to happen.

I'm not a fucking Mexican. I'm Jap/Irish.

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>spic thinks he's a jap now

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old saint rik is always watching

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What is this

Why do I have a boner

Neat.

Now this is delightful.

Its not my proudest fap

Nibi for real we gotta hook up

I'm pretty selective on gore porn but I love that comic

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jeff sessions is a terrible human being and he makes this entire state look even more retarded

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what the fuck man

For a sec I thought he was covered in breadcrumbs

>jeff sessions
>bad
Black supremacist spotted, sorry kike but your little nwo plans are shattered. Might as well kill yourself now because it'll save us the trouble of hunting you down later

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I wish you'd do that to me, Nibi

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How long can you eat potatoes and only potatoes before it kills you?

ask james, he is irish.

How old is the oldest person in Ireland?

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He lives on coffee though.
I only have potatoes for the next week to eat.

How do I turn them into vodka?
If I have to suffer I'll at least be drunk.

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I'm only Irish when being white will get me out of trouble.

I live off of cigarettes, thank you.

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Mail me some so I may eat them.

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I need my cigarettes as much as I need my disdain for other people.

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>human garbage
>projects his disdain for himself onto other people
It's like pottery

sorry brother wanted to play l4d2

That is to say I need them to function like a regular person.

I freely admit that I hate myself more than anyone else.

I am the sculptor.
I am the clay.

why would you want to function like a regular person

Ask him if he's ready to lose to me at Smash when I visit next time.

Me vs you two and as many Amiibos as you can bring.

smash is so overdone at this point

So is Splatoons.

Because it's important to function. I want to be normal and try a great deal to be normal. I think I succeed for the most part.

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Kill yourself, you god damn gay.

>delusional communist spic who has shitty taste in movies has thoughts of suicide
The memes write themselves at this point. This is just amazing,

You sound like a Jigglypuff player

Tried. And failed.