You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma...

You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest.
>TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS
You look over at the table and see a...

>Go to google images
>put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon'
>post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)

You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....

How fucked are you Sup Forums?

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rollin

Rollz

Roll

Ok

Not bad

niggers

ok then

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rawl

Rolling..

Rll

Ayy nigga rowlin

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ayyy

Interesting. How long a coma?

roll my guy

Rolling for giant floppy dildo

Rolling

Rollerino.

Fuck yeah! The world has gone to hell and I'm the fabulous lord of hell.

rolleur

Ayyy?

rollin

Don't know what this is but it looks like a fucking mech. Good luck for me

This seems cool enough lets see how well i do

Roll

Forgot image

Let's ride

nice

Roll

Rolling

Could have been worse..

Fwm

Well, I'm royally fucked. After a coma there's no way I'd be able to shrug into full plate mail and do sword battle.

Roll

shit

Rell

Roll

This looks pretty nice

lloR

Searching the table

Roll

Okok

sure

Double dubs!

>My eyes adjust to the light
>Sitting on the table is a big black guy with a shotgun

"Heyo my nigga u awake. Dez zombies n shit out ther better follow me"

"Are we going to fuck?" I moan in his face

"Yo back up bro I ain't like that. Look we gotta be quick dem sexy vampire nurses gon sho up any second"

"I'm only interested in your huge cock, my big black friend"

>Black guy shoots me

Cool game I guess

A fucking knife
Reroll for under the table weapon

Rolling

Holy shit.

Good I Guess?

You have no idea what you have found

Vallhalala awaits

roll

Roll.

rolllz

roll nig

Rolling for my weapon

Rollllll

rull

aw yeah bitches!

Rollin'.

roll

Dildo gun please

roll

Dont know what it is but its better than a knife

I don't know what i am supposed to do with these 2

rolling

roll

Not bad I guess

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They see me rollin'.

That's definitely not how Matchstick Men ended.

how fucked am i lets see

Rollin

rolll

Well at least it won't run out of ammo.

Vat is zis

rolly polly ravioli

Roll

roll

Either a railgun or a shotgun

Roll for life

Rolleroonie

Fuck

Kickass! I dunno how helpful it'll be against the zombie hoards or whatever, but it'll be fun.

rol

Rollinnn

Now all I need is an Adidas track suit and some vodak.

shit dck

Roll I guess

phone of death awesome, im gonna spam the rest of the planet with txts and calls

rollin

Rollins rollins henry mutherfuckin rollins

NV4 assault rifle

not bad

Rolling

ayy the thumbnail on this vid
youtube.com/watch?v=OYCPOj8kjQg

:v what i get