You wake up in a hospital room from a long coma. You undo all the wires attached to you and notice that the machines have been turned off. As you get out of bed, you look out the window and see smoke on the horizon. The streets are littered. Cars lay in ruins. A dark cat darts long the road and into the hospital. As you get up out of bed, you notice a note pinned to the sheet just below your chest. >TAKE THE WEAPON ON THE TABLE. THE WORLD HAS TURNED TO CHAOS. YOU WILL SEE SOON. WHATEVER YOU DO, SURVIVE AT ALL COSTS You look over at the table and see a...
>Go to google images >put the last 5 digits of your post followed by 'weapon' >post first result (be realistic inb4 mechwarriors)
You hear something moving outside the door followed by a gurgling sound, like someone choking on blood. It seems to be getting closer, slowly but surely....
How fucked are you Sup Forums?
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Interesting. How long a coma?
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Rolling for giant floppy dildo
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Fuck yeah! The world has gone to hell and I'm the fabulous lord of hell.
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Don't know what this is but it looks like a fucking mech. Good luck for me
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This seems cool enough lets see how well i do
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Well, I'm royally fucked. After a coma there's no way I'd be able to shrug into full plate mail and do sword battle.
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>My eyes adjust to the light >Sitting on the table is a big black guy with a shotgun
"Heyo my nigga u awake. Dez zombies n shit out ther better follow me"
"Are we going to fuck?" I moan in his face
"Yo back up bro I ain't like that. Look we gotta be quick dem sexy vampire nurses gon sho up any second"
"I'm only interested in your huge cock, my big black friend"
>Black guy shoots me
Cool game I guess
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A fucking knife Reroll for under the table weapon
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You have no idea what you have found
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Dont know what it is but its better than a knife
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I don't know what i am supposed to do with these 2
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That's definitely not how Matchstick Men ended.
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Well at least it won't run out of ammo.
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Either a railgun or a shotgun
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Kickass! I dunno how helpful it'll be against the zombie hoards or whatever, but it'll be fun.
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Now all I need is an Adidas track suit and some vodak.
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phone of death awesome, im gonna spam the rest of the planet with txts and calls
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Rollins rollins henry mutherfuckin rollins
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