Help me get laid on these dating apps? Been using them for months and haven't had a single encounter of any kind through them
Help me get laid on these dating apps...
she's not even replying bruh
That's why I asking for help m8
Maybe your profile needs an update show us the profile pics
this man
Listen captain cuck get off the app go work out take some classes at a community college and meet actual women. Try to be funny and don't be a fucking creeper and say done random shit like I watch hentai or my little pony. Try to listen when they talk I know it sucks cause they talk a lot but don't really say shit. Little things like remembering their birthday will get you far. Now go my little faggot and don't be weird
Lololololololol trying to talk to a high school chick.
>you booty
holy fucking cringe
I get plenty of likes just not alot of responses
For some unknown reason almost every girl I meet in real life has at least gone down on me, I guess I'm just not very good at getting it through DMs
I'm 19 she's 17
true, i've noticed that all my ex's tell me the same stories 4, 5 times before they remember they've told me
>what kind of girls you've dated. Mongoloid for sure
physicist and mathematicians, too distracted on themselves
right? wtf OP
This is her bio and I still couldn't even get a nude what the fuck am I doing wrong
If she's going to copper canyon she's a Mexican. Where you stay op, 91st and camelback?
Did you mean to post here?
Goodyear
Tinder expert here. Show me your profile and I'll help you.
bro, bitch is not replying. just ignore her and swipe more
Hey Bae wanna dickpic?
>instagram, you booty, emoji
Get out
Then go to the coffee shop on litchfield and Indian school. Its crawling with college and high school bitches right for the taking
Why did you bother sweet talking could have just complimented than asked to fuck
Last resort
you're looking desperate. I'm gonna assume this is bait and fell for it. GG
If anyone talks like this and seriously thinks it'll work, you're a slack-jawed autist cretin
Dude. She's not replying, and you're not going to get shit with a stab like that. Bio says she's fat and shy, I guarantee she has self esteem issues that won't be helped by throwing a desperate attempt her way.
Move on to the next whale.
shes also 4'10, a fucking dwarf. move on
What's a good opening message
The thirst is real... You gotta play it cool faggot. You can't just spew desperation out like that make small talk first dumb dumb. It'll take a bit to get the sloots comfortable but when you do then you start of show with little jokes.
Tell her your cock is 10 inches.
Works everytime.
You live in Az don't ya faggot?
But what if she gets weirded out and then stops replying
Yes
shes not replying anyways
That copper canyon gave it away. Phoenix area? What are your crossings and shite
Goodyear McDowell asshat