I'm at a mall. Dubs decides what do
I'm at a mall. Dubs decides what do
Shoot it up
Religious crusade against mall occupants.
Rollin rollin
Go up to a store register and say "This is a robbery" but then calmly walk away and leave.
op here, forgot to mention I'm in the middle east
Ask some kids beside their parents, if they want to see a cute little kitten
Spend all your money on laxative, eat it all and wait to poop everywhere
start to piss in the food court
rolling for this
do some shopping
reroll
Masturbate in the most populated area then jizz into your hands and throw it at children.
rerolling for this
Re rolling for this
Find the thai ladyboys
Shit on floor
Re-Rolling for this!
Re-roll
Scream out 'niggers are more socially accepted dead than alive' in the most populated area
Get your bellybutton pierced. Wear a Hello Kitty ring in it for two weeks.
kill them all
Go home.
poo in your hand and rub it on a store window
ask a nigger to smell the cheese and punch him in the face
my luck is shit, but here we go.
>Find most luxurious shop
>Find most expensive item
>Somehow cum on it
Go up to a cashier and say "excuse me mam even though I'm circumcised I have dick cheese. Can you take a look? Maybe you know something about it?"
buy subway, replace filling with a big turd and return it saying "there's something weird on my sub"
Buy some condom and start fucking
lel
winfuckenrar
surely OP will deliver
Wasted fucking dubs..
boo hoo
walk around naked... whistle at little kids
ez
do the subway thing
No way OP will deliver it, he doesn't get the balls for it.