I'm at a mall. Dubs decides what do

I'm at a mall. Dubs decides what do

Shoot it up

Religious crusade against mall occupants.

Rollin rollin

Go up to a store register and say "This is a robbery" but then calmly walk away and leave.

op here, forgot to mention I'm in the middle east

Ask some kids beside their parents, if they want to see a cute little kitten

Spend all your money on laxative, eat it all and wait to poop everywhere

start to piss in the food court

rolling for this

do some shopping

reroll

Masturbate in the most populated area then jizz into your hands and throw it at children.

rerolling for this

Re rolling for this

Find the thai ladyboys

Shit on floor

Re-Rolling for this!

Re-roll

Scream out 'niggers are more socially accepted dead than alive' in the most populated area

Get your bellybutton pierced. Wear a Hello Kitty ring in it for two weeks.

kill them all

Go home.

poo in your hand and rub it on a store window

ask a nigger to smell the cheese and punch him in the face

my luck is shit, but here we go.
>Find most luxurious shop
>Find most expensive item
>Somehow cum on it

Go up to a cashier and say "excuse me mam even though I'm circumcised I have dick cheese. Can you take a look? Maybe you know something about it?"

buy subway, replace filling with a big turd and return it saying "there's something weird on my sub"

Buy some condom and start fucking

lel

winfuckenrar

surely OP will deliver

Wasted fucking dubs..

boo hoo

walk around naked... whistle at little kids

ez

do the subway thing

No way OP will deliver it, he doesn't get the balls for it.