Post your favorite Sup Forumsible verses! King James Version ONLY! All other PERversions are blasphemous

Post your favorite Sup Forumsible verses! King James Version ONLY! All other PERversions are blasphemous.

1Timothy 3:16 KJV* And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

JESUS wants your semen

1John 5:7 KJV* For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

That's not the son of God. That's the depiction of some dudes long haired son from back during the Renaissance.

no idea where I could even find a bible, none in my household or my parents house.

I really just lol at those religious faggots in murica

KJV is the only way to be.

James 5:16 KJV* Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

3John 7-9
May the BALLS of the LORD JESUS CHRIST slap gently upon your chin forever, and may you drink deeply of HIS HOLY SPERMULUM, for it is written, "He that swallows shall sit in the lap of GOD for eternity."

Get saved Sup Forums

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
>Revelation 22:13

I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.
>Revelation 22:16

>. I am the root
>bright and morning star

ezeciel 25 17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Thank you James

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Go to heck, Satan.
>Trump 101

The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
>Psalm 58:10

I liked the part when Sweden pissed off God.

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
> Revelation 21:8

>I liked the part when Sweden pissed off God.
KJV O N LY!

Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
1 John 2:22

But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
>Romans 5:8

>Romans 3:23
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

>Acts 16:31
And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

*[[Luk 17:32]] KJV* Remember Lot's wife.

really? even here?

U mad America is the best country on the planet?

WTF I love Sup Forums now

Great thread

Leviticus
18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

> 2. Kings 2:23 - 25
23Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" 24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25

>KJV only
>He doesn't read the Lattimore New Testament, any Robert Alter, JPS, or even RSV translations
>OP's an Anglican slave boy idiot

Jesus wept

It's Rodrigo Borgia's son

>Philippians 2:9-11
Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name: That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.

> Ezekiel 23:20
And she was full of desire for her lovers, whose flesh is like the flesh of asses and whose seed is like the seed of horses.

Yo, Romans is a killer choice! I've been reading a ton of Luther and Barth recently, and it's been amazing.

>Mark 12:19
>If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother.

"Yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i will fear no evil, thy rod and thy staff they comfort me" Psalms 23:4

>1 John 5:1
Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.

"Blessed be the lord my rock who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle" Psalms: 144:1

top tier

You missed "for thou art with me"

>Matthew 6:19-21
Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

>Matthew 16:25
For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it.

>Ephesians 2:8-9
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.

>Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

>Psalm 50:15
and reply to this post in the day of trouble and OP will deliver you, and you shall glorify me.

Tayvon 1:11 "I dindu nuffin. I good boy. Officer please don't shoot me!"

Exactly what i came here to say, good work user

His sacrifice was perfect, not invalidated or attenuated by any omission. To limit what He underwent to the agony of one afternoon on the cross is blasphemous.[3] To maintain he was a man and incapable of sin involves a contradiction; the attributes of impeccabilitas and of humanitas are not compatible. Kemnitz admits that the Redeemer could feel fatigue, cold, embarrassment, hunger and thirst; we may also admit that he could sin and go astray. The famous text “For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground; he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief” (Isaiah 53:2-3) is, for many, a future vision of the Saviour at the moment of his death; for others (for example, for Hans Lassen Martensen), a refutation of the beauty which vulgar opinion attributes to Christ; for Runeberg, the punctual prophesy not of a moment but of the whole atrocious future, in time and in eternity, of the Word made flesh. God made Himself totally a man but a man to the point of infamy, a man to the point of reprobation and the abyss. To save us, He could have chosen any of the destinies which make up the complex web of history; He could have been Alexander or Pythagoras or Rurik or Jesus; He chose the vilest destiny of all: He was Judas.

The one that advocates cuckolding and interracial relationships.

> Exodus 20 The 10 Commants
1. OP is Faggot
2. Thou shalt have no other Faggots before OP.
3. Tits or get the fuck out
4. Dubs dont lie
5. Do a timestamp when deliver
6. a Banana is not funny
7. Dont tri-force like a newfag
8. Dont ask for sauce
9. Hitler did nothing wrong
10. Spiderman thear this threat down

Fuck the bible

wow, the bible really does have a verse every life situation!

Only the old testement for me boys! Mazel Tov!

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Hello, friend! We are both showered in the Lord's love! Aren't we? I hope you are having a good day.
Bless you! Baruch Hashem.

I'm flabbergasted that you idiots would post Bible quotes in such a cesspool forum, like murderous cartel members saying grace before eating.

"Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied." - pro 27:20


Fucking retards

Even after we have done so much wrong, Hashem still wants us to come back to Him. He loves us always.

Hello my friend! I am German and i also believe in God and that he loves me

Who are you kidding? We all know you're going to enter another thread looking for women cucking their wives, as you pull out your little cocktail winnie and jerk off

It is a pleasure to talk to you! I hope you are doing well.

yes i am doing well but why are you doing this

Tbh, the pornography on this site grosses me out. I skip passed all of those threads with haste.

Thou shalt not listen to op, a faggot abomination

Because I love to talk to people, and let people know I care for them. Love of the Lord comes with love of the world and its people.
I love talking to strangers.
And to let people know that people can appreciate others despite having different beliefs and ideals.

>King James

Isaiah 14;14

And I will ascend above the clouds, I will be, like, the most high

>not scholarly-tier NASB

Nigga please

>1 Timothy 2:11-12
11: A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12: I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

> be me
> old men living in Gibea
> some day B.C
> Guy (lets call him Frank) with his wife came to me and asks if they could stay for a night
> Noproblem.jbg
> Eating Dinner together
> Some gay faggots knocked the door
> They want ro rape the Man
> whatthefuck.gif
> Said them they could rape my virgin daughter instead or his wife
> did not work
> then Frank gave them his wife
> Hejustwentfullretard.doc
> they raped her a night long
> the next day the wife crawled to the doorsteps
> Frank opens the door in the morning
> Sees his wife told her to stand up
> noreaktion.wmv
> Then he puts her dead body on his ass
> Went home cutted his wife in 12 pieces
> Spread all the pieces across the country
for more details read Judges 19, 20-29

Leviticus 11
These are the birds that are unclean and not eat because they are unclean: the eagle,[a] the vulture, the black vulture, 14 the red kite, any kind of black kite, 15 any kind of raven, 16 the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, 17 the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, 18 the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, 19 the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.

It's a pity cause the little owl is delicious

And the Lord said "Allahu Akbar!" and killed all the white people. And God saw that it was good.