My ideal bf is...
1. 180-190 cm, athletic build
2. huge muscle ass
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
Kys
NO U
>most sexual nations
>English
AHAHAHA
Amerishart is triggered?
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Are you a passable trap or just a faggot
ya amına koyıym burda da mı o karıdan alıntılıyonuz
I'm a passable fem twink
lol kys
What the fuck you think this is a build a bro workshop?
>English
>most sexual nations
i lost it
Why this thread again
post pics of yourself you fat weeb cunt
1. I'm 6'5 do the conversion yourself, as for build very athletic.
2. I don't skip leg day, so kinda
3. I can't cook worth a damn other than steak and eggs, maybe some veggies.
4. Not a fucking commie
5. Straight
6. Italian American, fluent in both languages.
7. if the person is worth it.
How did i do op.
>implying only commies read Kafka
Dropped
Fuck off, fag.
>>>/lgtb/
>cm
>male
Nice try
Whale detected. Man the harpoons!
>My ideal bf is a 10/10 who cooks for me, is only interested in me, and likes what i like
GL being lonely for the rest of your life
1,93cm
Muscle ass
Cook fantastic
Read Sup Forums
White - mixed nations
Love sex
Married
>English
>"Oi, wonna fook? let me go job centa and get me dole money first tho"
It's just an ideal
A couple of points could be dropped
You're probably not even worth someone with all of these qualifications. Better luck next time, buddy.
>Your thoughts?
That you're a fag and that you should stop making this tread
>has a folder full of this blue haired waifu
I can feel your neck hair from over here. Just go to sleep
You're probably going to be alone forever.
My thought is you're pretty much the worst catfish i've seen in my life.
so a basic bitch
>looking for validation from grills
>looking for validation from grills on the internet
>looking for validation from grills on Sup Forums
Enjoy this picture of a cat, seeing as how you're so desperate for pussy...
>neck hair
I don't have it though
didn't you start a thread like this last week?
Fuck you, Op.
apex zozzle
Sounds like you'll never be satisfied, feels bad dude
so you want a 10/10 with no self esteem and thinks your the best they got?
which?
good fucking luck
You're charging a lot, can you pay the bill?
3 and 6
1. 187cm, bordering on slim and toned. broad shoulders
2. not a huge ass but everyone comments on it being great
3. I can cook most things from scratch
4. havent read, but i am a voracious reader
5. not gay
6. white priviliged with the good type of English accent.
7. Monogamy is actually the only way. I once took a girl blindfolded to stonehenge on spring solstice as i'd paid to get access to the site, and we sat and drank a flask of tea under a blanket watching the sun rise through the stones.
How do i do op?
1.92
Athletic build
Swiss-Italian
Rich family
Good job
Handsome
Love to cuddle + romantic
My ideal gf is...
not you
>most sexual nations
>English
I have some bad news for you...
Not the two I'm missing, was just curious though. Trying to impress people online like and is painful to me ego.
I like your taste in anime though. Very moe. Reminds me of some people I used to know on cj threads here.
1. Around 200 cm. Love working out
2. Decent ass. Could be better.
3. Can cook decent French food
4. Avid proust reader, however my guilty pleasure is Hemingway.
5. Versatile
6. Lived in France till I was 6. Live in N.Y. now.
7. "Love is space and time measured by the heart"
dont hate me cos you aint me friendo
I don't hate you, just glad not to be you. Hopefully for your sake the feeling is mutual.
>however my guilty pleasure is Hemingway.
pleb
but you got trips and probably pull my pussy than i ever will still know this if hemingway is your "guilty pleasure", and note how gay that sounds, then you sir are a cuck, a pleb, and will always be one in spite of wealth or bitches your possess
sincerely, fuck you very much
Thats perhaps the most redundant thing I've ever read online.
Meh. I've given up on relationships. I lack the ability to be with people long term. I don't eat, i just devour.
>redundant
I'm not sure that word means what you think it means. I mean, not to question your linguistic prowess or anything. I'm sure you're quite accomplished, and really want to impress this weeb twink, but an insult like that takes more clarification.
>200 cm
That's too tall
This was posted yesterday.
No, I'm really rather sure it means exactly what I wanted to convey. I think it's your cognition which is perhaps lacking.
sage in all fields
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My ideal gf is.... shuts up
You say that, but nothing I've stated has been repeated or contextually implied. By definition I have not been redundant. Your antagonizations however, are approaching it.
You better be hot as fuck with unrealistic expectations you provided.
I was stating quite clearly, although it pains me to elucidate, I will, that your statement was redundant on the basis of its superfluous nature.
You are only you, and thats in fact all you can be, just as I am me, and can only be so.
Therefore your aforementioned statement is redundant.
Does that clear it up for you?
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That you're gay. Women don't exist on Sup Forums, faggot.
It does not, because I see now that it was your cognition which was lacking. Please, allow me to elucidate.
By stating that I was glad not to be you, I was clarifying my stance. I informed you that I didn't want to be like you for reasons other than hating you. In other words, what you took literally was meant to be interpreted pragmatically.
I then made an appeal to you, using the universality of my feelings. This is when I said "Hopefully for your sake the feeling is mutual". Perhaps you took this to be redundant as well?
Well then, my ideal gf is 160-170 cm-ish has a bust that could kill with an even better ass, a healthy body, is smart, can cook, has green eyes, knows all about history wants kids, is loyal and loving and fitting of the title of being a memequeen. But I ain't goin' to find a bitch loke that, now am I?
Try to be realistic or keep your dreamworld to yourself.
>unrealistic
It's all pretty achievable, just don't be lazy and stupid
I mean, I could do it if I wanted to, you're not wrong. Why do I want to though?
All except 4 and 6. Am a typical dominant alpha slav
Top kek
5
Why wouldn't you? Why do I avoid daily eating my favourite fast food to stay slim?
>dominant
>bottom
Powerbottom?
England is not a sexual nation
You better be 5'6 110 lbs with blonde hair blue eyes and a platinum vagina for all that slut
Oh, I eat healthy and I work out. I just don't have the same tastes in literature, and I don't have a huge muscle ass. Those are not things people usually require, so it would be going out of the way for you. Why should anyone do that?
Shit, I meant 5, not 4... I love Proust. And Flaubert. Kafka is okay.
kafka is pretty good and has nothing to do with communism o.o
>5'6
5'9
>110 lbs
138
>blonde hair
light brown
>blue eyes
green
>vagina
feminine D XDD
You don't know what a grill is do you champ cause there's none here only fags
>Why should anyone do that?
Cause they love doing that, no?
my ideal gf is
1. around 5'5", slender build
2. overall small and frail like a kitten
3. just really sweet
4. all the vanilla monogamous stuff because I'm not a freak
Kinda like young Lexi Belle? She was my pornfu
Add dick length, girth and salary next time to really rustle some jimmies.
This shit again
All the rapes would like to disagree
Fair enough. You'll probably have to find someone who's close and loves you, for them to go that extra mile.
So then I should ask, why look here?
>vanilla
Normie spotted
Sweden and germany disagree
>reads kafka and proust
opinion discarded
>bf
Our relationship would span the time it took the uber driver to come pick up your cum dripping ass.
>most sexual nations
Italy but not Spain? fuk u
Looks like I'm over qualified
Spaniards are manlets
>Europeans
Ftfy
I've not interest in your feminine penis OP, but I think you're a funny dude.
> white
> Italian
Pick one
Also, French guys are gay and brits are chavs/have bad teeth/are pakis
believe me, the image of the "english" gentleman only exists in hollywood movies, I have been there several times and the women are fucking ugly too. Only hot girls i ever saw were working behind store counters and those were more like "Ok"
Northern Italians are literal Germans
i ordered kafka and proust books bcuz of this fuck you
fuck you
nigger
ass
the process
in your nigeresk kafkaesk cuckold porn