What is the kinkiest/most fucked up thing you have ever done sexually?

What is the kinkiest/most fucked up thing you have ever done sexually?

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I fucked my best friend's mom while her boyfriend watched and jerked off. About two hours later his sister blew me in my car behind Dick's sporting goods and she told me that my dick tasted "sweaty".

never happened fatass

My ex-girlfriend was giving me a blowjob in the street at 2 A.M.

>fatass
Project much dumpy?

I fucked my wife in the ass while looking at a picture of my Mistress.

Rimmed a fat muslim woman's asshole.

i had sex with my gf on the couch of our livingroom next to the kitchen where my parents were, there was nothing to block the view execpt the dress my gf had while sitting on me

when I was 11, I fingered my best friend's grandmother while she was asleep on the couch.

How does that happen

...

On a business trip. Met a couple that were my parents age. Got a HJ, BJ and eifle-towered the woman.

Later I exchanged mom/son incest fantasies via email with the couple. Too bad they lived 6 hours away and I'm married with kids.

She was a co-worker of mine. I was horny as hell and she had a huge ass, face was a little busted but I didn't care. She was about 26. Started dating her and very quickly became sexual, she was a freak in the bed room, very submissive. Was fucking her doggy style one time and spread her ass and started rimming her. She snorted like a pig at first but she loved it. She eventually left because of an arranged marriage, dude she married too thinks she's pure, lol.

Going to get team tagged by three dominant chicks soon, they told me they are going to plow my ass with progressively strapons all night and force me to do all kinds of kinky shit.
AMA

oh ok, she was 26, I though it was an mature/old muslim woman, that would be hard because they all have owners at that point

bigger strapons

I yerked it in a hair salon once under the hair tarp

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When i was 16 i locked myself in to the bathroom and shat in my hand before smearing it over my chest while imagining it was my crush's.

Also, probably going to have to eat a lot of ass and crawl around in a cock cage or somthing

jerked off the dog of my grandparents in their house while they were out shopping, tried to let it fuck me, it was just confused so finished it off by hand.

Also, went with a two (different) couples my parents age and did bisexual things with them. HJ, BJ but no sex.

Too bad the doggo dint fuck you up dude

doggo really really liked it actually, so no worries about that.

read again

that was sarcasm

Have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

about a week ago i got a bj while watching pokemon it was awesome

no it wasn't u r-tard
Boring thread tho, no posters

hahahaha

You fucking monster.
That's sick, sick SICK!!

I let a dude my dad's age suck my dick. I know that's probably not a big deal to some, but it was a pretty big stretch in my book.

I'm might get fucked by one of the chicks dog if i dont obey them, kinda wish they threaten me with that. even tho i dont want doggo cock in my ass

Too lazy to green text

Used to be on a swinger website, occasionally would meet some single woman who wanted to do couples stuff or whatever. Not much ever came of it except for one time...

Got a message from a 50 year old woman telling me she and her husband had a cuck fantasy and wondered if I was interested since I lived very close. I wrote back and said yes but I had some pretty specific rules about how it would go (I was just making shit up as I went honestly).

I told them I would meet her at a nice restaurant for dinner, the husband had to sit at the bar and watch us have dinner, then pick up the check.

Then if she wanted to continue we'd go back to their house and he would sit in the corner and watch us.

It went pretty much like that. During dinner I told her to go to the restroom and take off her panties, take them to her husband at the bar and tell him to send us a bottle of champagne.

He did, we drank it then I asked her if she wanted to keep going, she said yes. I sent the check to her hubs and we went to their house.

There's more but not sure if anyone cares.

Pic related, she sent me some pics later, we got together a few times.

>There's more but not sure if anyone cares
sure, I care

This sounds like being a 16-year-old to me. When I was that age if I'd fuck my ex with her parents right there, get hand jobs sitting next to them on the couch under a blanket, etc etc. Really not too crazy.

Craziest thing I did was fuck a schizo girl while her meds wore off halfway through the fuck sesh. Ended up getting scabies.

Eh, why not, tell the rest user

So we leave the restaurant and walk to her car, husband was parked next to hers. I waited until he got in his car then I pushed her up against the car door and started making out with her, slid my hand up under her dress.

I turned around to look at him and he was in shock but excited. I tapped on the window and said "I need her panties back". He pulled them out of his pocket and gave them to me.

I rubbed her with them, she was soaking and I got them super wet, then I handed them back to him and said "follow us".

We went to their house, sat in the living room and I told him to make us a fire in the fireplace, fix us 2 drinks, and sit in a chair while we hung out on the sofa.

He played along totally, I could tell he was loving the whole scene. She was acting a little funny, I couldn't tell for sure but I thought maybe she was gonna chicken our or something.

So I sent him to make her another drink and I asked her if everything was alright and if she wanted to keep going. She said she was OK but shocked he was getting off on it so much, I think she was hurt he was gonna let her fuck another guy. Not really sure, but when he came back with her drink she went full on sex maniac, crawled on top of me on the couch and started grinding me, making out like crazy.

He just sat in his chair.

Another pic she sent me after.
more?

I sucked some guys dick, he layed on his back, I squatted over him and took a huge dump to his face while he fapped and finished on my mouth.

It was an extremely dark, kinky phase for me.

>more?
sure
she looks hot

Nice try FBI, nice try...

found the pedo.....

Kek

>found the pedo.....

Project much?

go on..

lol
When I was 12 my friends mom passed out on the couch drunk in a thong. I licked her ass for probably 3 hours that night after he fell asleep.

I once had sex with a fat chick.

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>project much
is is a new meme or why do i see this accusation everywhere recently?

i fucked donald trump once when we were both dogs

>>project much
>is is a new meme or why do i see this accusation everywhere recently?

Project memes much?

>fat chick

Heavy-set woman would be a much nicer term.

me too
was you the huskey?

Hamplanet is the universal term in 2016

I let my ex gf put a vibrating dildo up my ass. Didint like it

She was OK for 50, crazy into sex, like someone released an animal.

So, she's on me and I tell her to stand up and take her dress off, she goes right to it. I tell her turn around facing her hubby, she does.

I stand up, take my pants off and sit back down raging hard. I was pretty tipsy and super horny so I didn't mess around I just told her "sit on my cock". She sat right down on me and buried it in her.

I said "ride me" and sat there sipping my drink while she did a reverse cowgirl fucking me and her husband watching the whole thing.

It was like she was another person, she was losing her mind. Started yelling at me to fuck her harder, cum inside her, knock her up, all kinds of shit. Husband looked like he was going to pass out he was so excited so I figured it was all good to keep going.

I pushed her off, told her to sit on the couch, and I started going down on her, she was pushing my head into her cunt, she was really into it.

After a bit of that I told her to stand back up, and walked over and bent her over their dining room table and just started to fuck her hard and fast as I could. I told her I was gonna cum in her, she was begging for it saying shit like "give me your baby" and "make me your whore" (she said she was on the pill so i wasn't worried, it was just talk).

Husband still loving it so I blew my load inside her, told her to get on her knees and clean me up. She sucked me clean. I stood her up, walked over to the couch, put my clothes on.

Took her by the hand and walked to the front door, kissed her and said "I hope this was OK for you, I had a great time". She whispered "we will do this again" and I left.

More but it gets crazy lol
Another pic she sent me over the next few weeks.

when my dad fell asleep, I would play with his junk. Sometimes just touching. Sometimes I'd get the curious to give it a lick.
I was a curious little boy back then.

I fisted a girl in the army that I met off Craigslist and she shit in my bed when she came.
I also fisted a meth head in my pickup out in a field and she squirted everywhere and she fucked herself with a mag lite.

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almost quints. sorry for your loss

when my dad fell asleep, I would play with his junk. Sometimes just touching. Sometimes I'd get the curious to give it a lick.
I guess I was a curious little boy back then.

butthurt hillshill detected

or maybe a extreme cuck who got cheated by both bernie and jill

Got pegged last weekend high as fuck on some blow. Wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. Worst part is I spent like 100 dollhairs to be fucked. (Strap on cost) Not recommended. I prefer to do the fucking.

I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon

I fapped, while imagining myself voting for Hillary Clinton.

Then when I finished, I went out and voted for Donald Trump.

...

I guilt tripped my girlfriend into anal by telling her I do not accept domestic violence and aour relationship is going downhill. (nothing serious, just pinching me, pulling my hair etc.)

I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed oral permission and not expressed written permission. then fapped

Used to jerk off with a group of friends when I was growing up. We'd do it with much younger siblings around, we didn't care. Still pretty tame I suppose.

I had my gf take a cold, very cold shower for a couple of minutes and then made her lie down without moving.
Best necrophilia roleplay I ever had.

I've done some awful things.
Sex with all sorts of obese women.
Been a sex toy for multiple older fat women.
Been pegged, tied up, made to eat farts. Human toilet paper.
Given head to probably over 40 guys. Eaten 5 guy asses.
Had sex with numerous traps and trannies.

The worst was this 400 pound girl in my office. She was dom and I let her know I wanted to eat her pussy. So when everyone would leave I would sit under her desk and sniff her dirty ass and pussy while she finished her work. When she was done she would take off her pants and I would eat her till she squirted in my mouth.
She was also a whore. She would have guys come to the office and I would hide in the closet while she either blew them or jacked them off on her tits. When they finished she would have me come out and I would lick the cum off her.
She would make me do gross things like lick between her folds. Pee her pants a little and have me suck on while I was under the chair. Fart and make me sniff them. Meet her in the handicap bathroom downstairs to do what she called a ( quick cleaning) I would smell and lick her ass and pussy clean after she used the toilet. She kept me in chastity for an entire summer. Would send me to places to blow strange dudes for her. She had a smell fetish, she liked to have me burred in her crotch at all times. We would go to her house after work and she would watch tv with me basically trapped under her ass. She even liked to have me sleep upside down with my face in her ass crack. That was was about the time started liking to use me as a piss toilet when she was too tired to get out of bed or off the couch.She jacked me off once, while calling it a baby dick and rubbing lotion on it. Once I came I was so disgusted I found a new job. Cumming after 3 months of no orgasms made all the shameful stuff I did unbearable.

that's fucking disgusting, how filthy did you feel afterwards you came?

Why not
Write the rest

good man. sometimes i have to think of my wife to get off with my mistress.

Friends jerking together is actually pretty common. I did that with various friends over the years while growing up too.

Last of it, tired of typing.

So the next day I get a text from her, she said she had fun and thanked me, then stopped.

I replied but she didn't write back for a couple of days when one night around 11 I get a text saying "can I see you?" I said sure we can do that again she says "no, alone and right now".

I ask if everything is OK, she says yes but husband is out of town and she just wants to talk. I agree to meet her at a bar close by, honestly thought it was a little weird so I didn't want her at my place.

Met her, had a drink and made small talk and I said so what's this all about?

She told me that after she left her husband was super horny and wanted to fuck, but she was kind of disgusted by him that he'd sat there and let her fuck me. Said the cuck thing was his idea and she played along but now it was gross and she barely could stand to be around him.

I said I was sorry for that, she said no biggie but asked if I'd like to be with her again. I said sure! Not gonna turn that down, so we went back to my house and fucked all night.

She was freaky, maybe the best sex I ever had. Stuff had been bottled up in her for years and she decided to let it all out.

We fucked around behind her husbands back for a few months and eventually she said she was going to get a divorce and move so we stopped and that was that.

I guess I'm a home wrecker but cucks are faggots anyway, what kind of man lets that shit happen?

So I don't feel guilty at all.

I was depressed for about a week. I couldn't shake it. Never again..... never again.

Fucked a few of my friends dogs when I was dog sitting. (Me fuck them in the ass, two fucked me in the ass) spread gravy over my junk and let them lick me until I came quite a few times, sucked off TONS of dogs, sucked/fucked random Craigslist dudes... done a BUNCH of illegal shit with a few girls and boys... yeah, I'm pretty fucked in the head.

who the fuck fucks a dog in the ass?

What kind of dog let him?

Illegal shit with a few girls and boys, as in cheese pizza related?

You need a hobby, try model airplanes or something.

ehh, you never know what you like till you've eaten an Indian guys asshole while jerking his 3 inch penis till he cums in your mouth...
I just did that today :)

I came on my sleeping sister

Greentext? Did you cop a feel?

Give me a min to type it. In a way, yes.

>on holiday with family
>sister is 17, me a year younger
>sister, mom and aunt have been drinking cocktails all morning
>adults go out on some trip
>sister has passed out or fallen asleep by the pool
>I'm in the pool
>can see her camel toe
>boner.gif, start jacking it
>after 10 mins, she hasn't moved a muscle
>get out, go over and poke her on the cheek
>nothing
>poke her in the ribs
>nothing
>she's wearing one of those bikinis with the strings at the sides
>give one of the strings a tug
>pull front down, discover her bush
>harder than I've ever been before, start jacking again
>her lips are quite prominent
>about to cum, rub dick across her pubes
>cum buckets
>put her bikini back in place, tie it up

She woke up an hour later and then went for a swim and didn't seem to notice. Also, ever since then I've had a thing for unshaven women.

Thank you for sharing. Pic related?

I fucked a married woman in her house, on her birthday and with her friends around. I did it while we were watching a movie and under a blanket so no one knew. She said it was possibly the hottest and most wrong thing she'd ever done. Also, I blew inside her without a condom.

yup

I fucked my crush with her bestfriend lying next to us sleeping

agreed about cucks user, nice work.

I fingered my friends date has he was asleep on her thigh.

>Sitting with my gf in a very big city on a very busy point
>She has a very big scarf with her
> Start kissing
>people walking by
>We put the scarf on us
>I reach her pants
>She rubs my pants
>I try to get in her pants
>I can only touch her clitoris because its so tight and I try to be like undercover
>Rub it for like 5 minutes
> she came
> and when she came a few tourist walked by and know what was going on
>Hottest thing ever

>be 14 sleeping on the floor at my aunt and uncles house for thanksgiving vacation.
>thinking about my older cousin and how i'd like to sneak into her room and do things with her.
>drifting off to sleep
>wake up feeling someting - dafuq.gif?
>i eventually realize that my dick is getting sucked by my younger 11 year old (male) cousin.
>feelsgood.jpg
>i let him keep going pretending that i'm asleep.
>hard as fuck, it's another guy, but horny as fuck so i don't care.
>i start getting close, and he senses that, and starts jerking me.
>i cum all over my stomach.
>he licks a little bit off of his fingers and asks me if i liked that.
>i keep pretending that i'm asleep.
>"come on user, i know that you're awake. it's your turn to do me."
>i open my eyes and look at him.
>he's standing there with a boner bouncing up and down to his pulse.
>i figure fuck it, and start playing with it a little.
>i suck him for a little bit, then jerk him off.

this became a regular thing for me and him every thanksgiving and 4th of july. we live far apart, and we go to their house on thanksgiving, and they come to ours for the 4th. I am in college now, and we still do this when we get the chance. I would still love to mess around with his older sister, but never have.

Nice. What was her bush like?

how did you finger his ass without waking him up?

Stole my mom's phone while she was sleeping (left it charging in another room), and fapped to the bestiality porn she apparently likes to save.

I put peanutbutter on my asshole and let my dog lick it while I masturbed. Felt amazing, but still ashamed and feel bad for my dog to this day. Poor thing couldn't help but lick my ass. Instincts just take over for food I guess.

I don't know what's funnier, the lack of brain in the female gender or that you had to pretend to suffer abuse to get anal

You raped your sister?

I find that strangely exciting...

Pic related. It's her.